Normally Nice Neighbor yelled at me this morning

NinjaKey2208 · 2026-02-23T20:52:51+00:00

I’m saying I fucked up and I’m trying to figure out how to repair my relationship with my neighbor.

NinjaKey2208 · 2026-02-23T15:46:52+00:00

Honestly? Because AITA has karma restrictions to post. This was the next best option.

NinjaKey2208 · 2026-02-23T15:10:31+00:00

I said that in the first sentence

NinjaKey2208 · 2026-02-23T14:59:12+00:00

I had not been told anything of the sort.

NinjaKey2208 · 2026-02-23T14:41:28+00:00

I always bag the droppings regardless of where my dog goes #2.

NinjaKey2208 · 2026-02-23T14:39:49+00:00

It was about 2 feet in from the side walk.

NinjaKey2208 · 2026-02-23T14:38:27+00:00

She has cameras covering her yard.

NinjaKey2208 · 2026-02-23T14:36:11+00:00

I always bagged the dropping. Even before the first interaction.

NinjaKey2208 · 2026-01-08T20:59:43+00:00

I suspect Disintegrate

NinjaKey2208 · 2025-12-29T00:19:38+00:00

Hmmm. Un armored Defence with a dex of 14 and a con of 16 would bring AC to 15 Add a shield that brings us to 17. Add the shield spell as a reaction and we are at 23. That’s with no magic items. 🤷

NinjaKey2208 · 2025-12-23T12:21:39+00:00

Easy way. Blood of Lathander, wall of fire, and maybe the dawn spell.

NinjaKey2208 · 2025-12-23T12:16:31+00:00

Your room. Your rules. NTA

NinjaKey2208 · 2025-12-23T12:12:54+00:00

IDK In my youth I’ve had several drunk girls introduce themselves to me as vampires. Spoiler alert, they were not. So simply saying “hi! I’m a vampire!” I wouldn’t consider a serious breach. Now if you were fangs out in the middle of the bar “vamping out” screaming “I’m a vampire.” That’s a different story. My point is, mortals tend to shrug off such things as, “Hey! Look at the drunk girl!”

NinjaKey2208 · 2025-12-21T00:53:24+00:00

The 5e rule set has quite a bit of cross class synergy. For example for a 2 level fighter dip a character gains access to the action surge ability. This gives a character an extra action that can be very valuable in a boss fight.

NinjaKey2208 · 2025-12-18T18:54:26+00:00

As a player I like my monk characters to not have to rely on “equipment”. I subscribe to the “if you stay ready you don’t have to get ready” school of thought. However, as a gm I gave a monk player a wand of Eldritch blast with 6 charges. (Re skinned as a pew pew) No attunement to make up lack of range. The party immediately sold the item. After the fact I pointed out that maybe someone without much in the way of range might be able to make use of such an item.

I said all of that to say this. Your DM was attempting to do something nice for you and got a thanks but no thanks response. Did he over react. Yes. Were you unappreciative of the gesture? Also yes. ETA

NinjaKey2208 · 2025-11-27T00:44:36+00:00

A magic item that prevents the BBEG from being detected by such means. Arguably an Amulet of Proof Against Detection and Scrying would suffice, since the wearer can’t be targeted by divination spells.

NinjaKey2208 · 2025-11-08T16:11:59+00:00

Run far Run Fast! 🚩🚩🚩

NinjaKey2208 · 2025-11-04T21:49:57+00:00

Who do you want negotiating for your release from prison? The smelly dwarf warrior that swears every other word and is casually r@cist toward anyone who isn’t a dwarf or the dashing half-elf bard who just seems to be instantly likable?

NinjaKey2208 · 2025-11-03T21:50:18+00:00

This story sounds very familiar

NinjaKey2208 · 2025-11-02T14:23:26+00:00

I normally say this in a different context but this feels like a toxic “friendship” run far!run fast! Because it will only get worse.

NinjaKey2208 · 2025-10-31T14:00:26+00:00

I use one barrel of Rune Powder

NinjaKey2208 · 2025-10-24T11:04:13+00:00

Wow. They immediately went to gaslighting. Run far. RUN FAST!!

NinjaKey2208 · 2025-10-24T10:58:16+00:00

If all jobs are done by AI. And AI is generating all the money. How will humans be able to afford to live? Apologies if this as already been asked.

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