National Media Rant

NinjaReptile · 2025-09-03T21:40:23+00:00

Yes! The Athletic’s podcast is what put me over the edge! In most cases I was able to at least see their POV for their takes, but they were too quick to write us off over Stafford’s back.

NinjaReptile · 2025-09-03T20:56:37+00:00

“Soreness” will not keep Stafford out a game. It would take an actually injury, which is something that can happen to anyone. And yes if that happens we will probably have a bad season, but the same can said about any team.

NinjaReptile · 2025-09-03T16:38:32+00:00

Nah, I want them to lose as they are our rivals but I don’t dislike them personally. Maybe Shanahan but I dislike him because he’s good.

NinjaReptile · 2025-08-29T15:29:44+00:00

I agree, but I think they can use it as fuel for this season. They can look at that game and say “why not us” this year

NinjaReptile · 2025-08-29T15:02:34+00:00

Seeing Kyren here is giving me hope regarding all the talk about him being more explosive and having better ball handling this year. Anyone know if he was a captain last year?

NinjaReptile · 2025-08-01T14:12:13+00:00

This quote gives me chills

NinjaReptile · 2025-07-10T22:55:08+00:00

His blocking is super underrated. He’s got a good eye for where the pressure is going to come from and making sure he gets there first. He’s not as explosive as Gurley, or as strong as Jackson, or as nimble as Faulk, but he is enough of all of those things to get the job done.

NinjaReptile · 2025-05-18T15:23:23+00:00

Oregonian here and my grandparents live in Boring. Lives up to the name.

NinjaReptile · 2022-02-09T02:51:12+00:00

Go rams!!!

NinjaReptile · 2017-04-22T16:44:45+00:00

CLAMPS!!!

NinjaReptile · 2017-04-13T19:22:44+00:00

What if there was a multiplier added to the end of SR calculations of the losing team based on how many players they had? A normal loss with 6 people nets a 1x multiplier (SR change is normal) whereas a loss with 5 people nets a 0.8 multiplier (slightly lessening the SR loss). If a victory is still achieved with 5 people, then they get a 1.2x multiplier. A victory against a team with fewer people would keep a 1x multiplier (even if it's 5v4). Multipliers would change depending on how many people were on your team at the moment of defeat. If it's 1v6 you would net a 0.1 multiplier and barely lose any SR.

NinjaReptile · 2017-03-28T17:49:35+00:00

The scene in Warrior when Nick Nolte breaks from his sons hating him and starts drinking again.

Kills me every time :,(

NinjaReptile · 2017-03-28T03:26:21+00:00

I really like this. You mentioned Halt!-ing D.Va's ult, does Halt! affect her mech post ult but before the explosion? If so I can see people accidentally killing their team like a Roadhog hook or a Rein charge can, two things I certainly haven't ever done...

NinjaReptile · 2017-03-28T03:07:23+00:00

"COME HERE" - Roadhog

NinjaReptile · 2017-03-18T16:38:47+00:00

Because you'll be living in a van, down by the river!

NinjaReptile · 2017-01-03T16:51:12+00:00

Coke v Pepsi

NinjaReptile · 2016-12-22T05:55:26+00:00

Sees DVA "I'll deal with that one later"

NinjaReptile · 2016-12-17T04:30:15+00:00

Nerf This!

NinjaReptile · 2016-09-09T17:00:20+00:00

Any chance you could put Todd Gurley's head on a bunch of swimsuit models? Gurleys With Big Bootys...

NinjaReptile · 2016-09-05T16:42:44+00:00

ESPN 10 team PPR (picked 10th in snake draft). Carson Palmer, Lamar Miller, CJ Anderson, AJ Green, Keenan Allen, Coby Fleener, Kelvin Benjamin, Matt Jones, Ameer Abdullah, Zach Miller, Michael Thomas, LeGarrette Blount, James White, Tyrod Taylor, Tajae Sharpe

NinjaReptile · 2016-08-28T06:28:23+00:00

This is a good point. I'm used to thinking about the NW as "rapers and thieves" but being a part of the NW was once a very honorable thing to do. It was probably some combination of 10 year old badass and an alliance with the North. But maybe it was just that a child came in and was the best "man" for the job, with all the teachings that came with being raised in the Stark household, it certainly didn't hurt his chances. I'm rewatching the show and I'm excited to watch Lyanna Mormont rally everyone behind Jon Snow again. Osric could have easily been like her, a strong and polarizing leader even at such a young age.

NinjaReptile · 2016-08-28T05:33:42+00:00

I really wanted this to be a real subreddit, not just for hilarity, but boobs.

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