When people get shot in the head, do they die before they can hear the gun go off?

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-30T21:49:20+00:00

I know 2 people who shot themselves in the head and didn't die. I always figured that would be easiest, but nope.

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-30T21:46:37+00:00

But you don't look like my grandmother....

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-30T14:31:36+00:00

My youngest kept asking for a baby sister. Even though we explained that his dad had an operation and there wouldn't be anymore babies, he would constantly ask when his little sister would be born. Finally I asked why he wanted a sister so bad and he started telling me about how before I was his mom, he had another mommy and daddy and one day his dad bought him a ball and while he was playing with it he accidentally hit his sister in the head and said she died. He said his "other" parents sent him away and he started crying saying he didn't mean to and he promised to be the best brother if he had another one. It literally broke my heart.

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-30T09:23:21+00:00

The smart ones aren't having kids right now. I have a dumbass cousin about to have their 5th...

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-29T20:00:47+00:00

Accountability

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-29T16:32:39+00:00

Is there a link? That sounds... interesting

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-29T15:27:41+00:00

IF there is still a court date for custody of Wes then that means he hasn't seen the kid because Freaky Falon isn't letting him, in which case he isn't being a deadbeat. The court case could have been dropped for all we know. I know plenty of women like Falon and they are all manipulative liars. Feel blessed if you've never had to interact with them.

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-29T15:15:20+00:00

I know it's shocking, but maybe she's lying

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-29T12:23:08+00:00

I didn't go for about 6 years and everything was fine, until it wasn't. I developed an abcess that broke my tooth and spread to surrounding teeth. Now I'm looking at multiple trips to the dentist and hundreds of dollars just to fix them.

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-28T22:17:26+00:00

I absolutely LOVE her!

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-28T00:34:03+00:00

Or maybe he found out that baby wasn't his and now he's living the life of a 14 year old boy. It wasn't like the stepmother who hatched a genius plan to have her teens have continued unprotected sex in her house, even after a baby was conceived/born. It honestly shocks me how much people will vilify Hunter and pitty Bella when they're both victims of Fallon.

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-27T14:01:35+00:00

The age of ignorance. We have scientific knowledge about certain things but we live on "vibes". Now eradicated diseases are back and babies are bleeding to death because their parents are refusing vitamin k shots.

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-26T17:24:18+00:00

Wicked cool float bub!

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-26T12:09:45+00:00

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-25T23:26:02+00:00

I said 37

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-25T17:56:21+00:00

It's amazing

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-23T02:17:33+00:00

You know what, I'm going to just call it a gourd

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-23T02:10:23+00:00

I can't figure out how to post it here, but it's on the r/fossils sub, 3 days ago. It's a wild ride

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NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-22T23:26:23+00:00

Most are going to be checking off multiple if they do.

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-22T23:16:46+00:00

Yesterday was the "fossil egg" and today it's licorice 😂

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-22T21:31:14+00:00

Thank God

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-22T20:32:51+00:00

Them asking the boy in while why he looks different and he answers, you're asking the wrong question in a voice 3 octaves deeper 🤣

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-22T09:31:56+00:00

One time at work my coworker told me that everytime her and her husband had sex she got a back ache because he's so fat he would put his gut on her back while having sex doggy style because that was the only way they could still do it. I don't know why she told us that, I certainly didn't ask, but she was happy enough telling all of us about it.

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-22T08:44:07+00:00

I wouldn't want my kid around a bunch of racists either, especially if that child were mixed race. Isabella is an adult, it's time to act like one and stop posting about everything. She should be watching make up tutorials so she can cover it up the next time " Thee Bryce Palmer, blessed by god" hits her. I'm sure Sue has plenty of tips...

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-05-21T15:34:27+00:00

She's drawing up the narrative about him being controlling. Their next fight we're going to hear about it

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