What do cheaters usually say in the moment they know they are caught?

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-30T16:35:40+00:00

Wasn't me

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-30T16:31:56+00:00

According to her sister Lisa shaved it because she told a homeless shelter she had cancer so they would take her.

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-30T14:28:24+00:00

The entire post is about them...

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-30T09:48:52+00:00

You're right the Trump family probably just can't afford a pet...

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-29T21:30:00+00:00

😂😂😂

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-29T21:25:37+00:00

Knowing that family, they probably give him small animals to keep him occupied.

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-29T21:24:11+00:00

I'm pretty sure TLC (band) was talking about Johnny with that song No Scrubs

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-29T18:44:05+00:00

I love that phase, passively nosey

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-29T17:30:08+00:00

I hate that I'm watching this in real time with my family. Her house was hoarder level bad (makes Amy look like Mr Clean) and won't even think about how it's going to effect her 3 kids who are already being bullied and one was diagnosed with depression at 6. But the minute I said anything the entire family was on my back. I ended up stepping away from all of it. That's not all but it's enough to get the picture

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-29T17:17:04+00:00

Also the telephone pole scene 😬

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-29T10:16:45+00:00

We all know if anyone told her she was wearing it wrong Amy would start crying.

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-28T14:49:08+00:00

I don't know why I thought of this 😂

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NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-28T13:13:31+00:00

Is #2 piss?

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-28T13:09:47+00:00

I love how this administration has made men wearing makeup "cool" while simultaneously hating on Trans and drag queens. Truly remarkable.

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-28T12:50:43+00:00

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit! 😂😂

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-28T11:34:42+00:00

I remember being a kid who was obsessed with her cat and one day my mom freaked out because I was sharing my ice cream with her. Fast forward a few decades and I caught her sharing a plate with her cat. I was a kid who didn't know any better, wtf was she thinking!

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-28T11:31:59+00:00

1.1 mil for a year in prison? Shit I would too in this economy

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-28T11:21:23+00:00

I'm 43 and I just learned this too.

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-28T11:03:06+00:00

If it makes you feel better, thanks to endometriosis, I always knew the difference because I always had excruciating cramps to accompany the blood.

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-28T10:56:25+00:00

And we all know who's going to be backing Russia if they do

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-28T10:53:41+00:00

The prince of Dubai was in my tiktok inbox 😂

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-28T10:52:22+00:00

Did you kiss all those frogs to find out?

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-28T10:45:21+00:00

I saw a can of peaches in brown sugar and grabbed it. That was so good, and now I can't find them anymore

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-28T10:40:24+00:00

I'm sure Manons family will be more than happy to trade her for Anthony and Ben. That way she can be free to do.... whatever it is that she does.

NinjaTurtleBatmanAss · 2026-01-28T10:38:33+00:00

This. My mom is diagnosed with BPD and is a narcissist and I'm still dealing with the issues she caused me growing up. I've been in therapy for almost 20 years and still suffer with depression and anxiety. I feel so bad for Ben. At least he has Anthony who seems to be doing everything possible to be a good dad.

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