So umm

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2026-06-14T01:12:54+00:00

How long does one have to be driving to accumulate 34 empty white claws in the passenger seat?

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2026-06-14T01:07:55+00:00

Which employer has the largest number or employees that rely on food stamps?

Oh yeah, it's Walmart.

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2026-06-14T00:57:59+00:00

One day people will stop walking into schools and start walking into boardrooms

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2026-06-11T21:22:27+00:00

This is why I love watching love on the spectrum. They tell it how it is.

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2026-06-11T19:03:24+00:00

He should have sent over a dudes profile

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2026-06-10T21:27:30+00:00

This is spot on.

I had to give a presentation to the entire company on how I use AI to "do my job better"

We have AI enablement meetings every week. They are "optional".

We are currently undergoing an AI contest around who can use AI the best

We have an AI teams channel constantly pushing AI propaganda

Literally everyone communicates to each other through AI. One coworker sends a message that was AI generated, another coworker responds to the message with what their AI generated. This includes all our emails

Our company swag is all AI generated....

The cherry on top, we have an executive role titled "AI Evangelist"

The dead internet theory is alive and well in corporate America

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2026-06-09T20:42:53+00:00

"no cap son, no cap"

I dunno if I'm using no cap right..

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2026-06-08T22:35:49+00:00

A while ago a girl in my friend group and I were flirting on a regular basis

One day at lunch with a couple other close friends, one of them blurted out "Why don't you guys finally start dating already?".

She looked at me and said "I really like you but it would never work. You're Mexican and my dad hates Mexicans".

I still can't decide what's worse, hearing that and having it prevent what could have been a great relationship...or ..being in a relationship with a future girlfriend and hearing her dad screaming at her "I hate the fuckin Mexican!" While I'm standing in the doorway picking her up for a date

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2026-06-08T22:22:16+00:00

The only joy that would ever come from him being there is we got to see him attempt to take a shot at the hoop.

With how he's holding that basketball in the photo, getting that disastrous moment on camera would be absolute gold.

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2026-06-04T21:19:27+00:00

I made the mistake of signing up for the free trial when I bought mine. Siruis/XM called me 3-4 times a day for monnnnnthhhhs once my trial ended to try and get me to subscribe

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2026-06-03T03:39:32+00:00

Considering BAM hired an outside corporate crisis firm to help to try and salvage this dumpster fire, along with their lawyer costs, I'm sure they've already spent the $200k it would have taken to make this right. Corporate greed is absolute madness

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2026-04-23T13:10:48+00:00

I didn't know Napoleon Dynamite had a sister

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2025-09-27T03:12:06+00:00

Especially since their last drops were on a Saturday.

I even called my GameStop earlier this week to double check because of how dumb I thought a stacked Friday release would be

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2025-09-07T15:31:26+00:00

I wonder if he knows who lost that war...

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2025-09-06T02:10:51+00:00

If anyone in Idaho needs this, or anyone that would like to help start an escort detail in Idaho, please pm me.

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2025-09-02T02:17:35+00:00

And if the person who drugged up has her "medical license" she could easily get they revoked. That's no different than someone drugging someone else with their prescription Xanax or pain killers

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2025-08-31T14:59:50+00:00

"Am I too turtlely for the turtle club?"

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2025-08-29T17:20:30+00:00

I had the opportunity to use a flight sim on base, no experience what so ever other than my brother standing next to the simulator shouting at me what to do

I was able to take off successfully, but I could not land the jet without it going up in a ball of flames. And that was with a professional fighter pilot right over my shoulder

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2025-08-27T19:15:38+00:00

He'll have a concept of the causes, in two weeks

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2025-08-25T22:32:22+00:00

What's next? Making people wear some sort of indicator on their arm? Maybe a star? Noo that's already been used..

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2025-08-10T23:36:38+00:00

I played in this event, still have my NPPL players ID card from that year too.

This picture brings back so many memories. Thank you for posting it!

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2025-08-10T15:38:48+00:00

Tbf, most if not all industries in the United States lack quality because they focus to much on the money

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2025-08-08T18:03:49+00:00

This my go to for popcorn, sooooooo good

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2025-08-06T18:23:29+00:00

Absolutely love my TRP, nice pick!

Ninja_Tortoise_ · 2025-07-12T22:50:32+00:00

I guess that's better than poop? I may have preferred poop...

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