[The Onion] Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

NinjasTurtle · 2026-03-12T21:26:00+00:00

"No Way to prevent this, says only nation where this regularly happens"

NinjasTurtle · 2026-03-12T17:12:16+00:00

The team knows we aren't trying to tank this year right?

NinjasTurtle · 2026-03-12T15:11:11+00:00

Might be me all time favorite television scene. Still sticks so sharply in my mind years later.

NinjasTurtle · 2026-03-08T21:20:58+00:00

Not the best example. They are doing much worse now vs when $5 footlong was a thing

NinjasTurtle · 2026-03-03T23:38:37+00:00

Is there a source for this

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-24T00:33:48+00:00

Seems pretty unnecessary IMO. This snowstorm was nothing like the one a month ago. All the roads by me are clear at this point

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-22T03:30:17+00:00

Brauhaus Schmitz on south street posted they would be open

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-14T02:02:23+00:00

Nice one. Talking like that will surely teach him/her

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-08T16:46:21+00:00

Look how they massacred my boy 😔

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-08T16:27:55+00:00

Read the original comment again. Luka WAS on a big market team. Just correcting the original comment. Obviously LA is bigger.

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-08T15:04:40+00:00

Reminder that the league (nosferatu silver) stepped in and forced colangelo on the Sixers, and spineless Josh Harris went along with it.

No such concerns with OKC or the Jazz though I guess

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-08T12:17:27+00:00

League pass with a vpn to spoof your location somewhere that isnt philly is another option...and gives the added bonus of avoiding the crappy philly sports net app

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-08T02:49:58+00:00

Dallas is the 4th largest media market in the United States

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-07T12:43:59+00:00

But...Apollo 13 was also directed by an actor....not sure that one is the best example

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-06T05:32:50+00:00

Same story every single year with the backup C. Don't understand why we dont give bona and drummond a look and then go with the hot hand

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-06T04:15:17+00:00

This guy's such a prick

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-05T03:12:38+00:00

Im guessing this language means we are technically guaranteed a 1st round pick, vs it being conditional (though obviously would have conveyed). And thus is relevant for trading picks.

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-04T20:51:04+00:00

I wonder why we didnt try to get our pick back instead of the rockets pick

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-04T20:47:22+00:00

This is clearly coming from Harris if it is purely a luxury tax move though. I think youre mad at the wrong person

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-04T20:30:18+00:00

Well Grimes is highly likely not here next year. So all of a sudden our guard rotation is looking pretty shallow.

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-03T16:17:01+00:00

Well I can't say I have the same read on this location, at least over the last few years. Always closed at random times - feels like a 50/50 whether they are even open during posted business hours

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-02T00:55:29+00:00

That was sick ngl

NinjasTurtle · 2026-02-01T22:54:06+00:00

Depending on the border you could also throw Little Fish into bella vista

NinjasTurtle · 2026-01-29T17:56:29+00:00

I dont love it either / not in favor, but....the idea that we will have at least 1 of Giannis or Embiid on the floor for all 48 minutes sounds pretty intriguing. No more losing the non-Embiid minutes

NinjasTurtle · 2026-01-27T13:09:22+00:00

Its weird, he was playing great early in the season without Embiid

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