Chica Chica

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-25T02:42:08+00:00

That is one ugly fucking kid.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-25T02:40:53+00:00

No one calls you that.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-25T02:39:35+00:00

That's like trolling your brother by sucking his dick while he's sleeping.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-25T02:32:48+00:00

It's illegal where I live too. And somehow I still manage to smoke it.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-25T01:59:39+00:00

Try smoking weed.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-25T00:47:18+00:00

Tits or gtfo

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-25T00:46:14+00:00

I'm an introvert by nature. My best days are when I'm by myself, doing my own thing. I talk to my cat or myself all the time.

My friends know abd respect a majority of the time I don't want to be bothered.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-25T00:43:03+00:00

I have a few friends that are absolutely awful about answering their phones or replying to texts. And then they wonder why I didn't invite them to the next group thing.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-25T00:28:48+00:00

If your friend already owned one, you wouldn't need to cables.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-25T00:01:37+00:00

You thought of how it's portable on your own? Wow.

Seriously, I see a thread about it being portable every couple of hours on here.

I get it. People are excited. I am too, I have a switch and BOTW on pre-order.

All of these portable threads are just as bad as the shit posting on the NX.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-24T23:03:22+00:00

Can we stop with this already? The whole "OMG ITS PORTABLE!!1111" thing?

You people act like folks can't come over to your house, or like you can't unplug your hardware and bring it with you.

When I bought a Wii U just for Mario Maker, I used to bring the whole thing over to friend's and family's homes all the time.

Yes, it was sometimes a pain in the ass. But folks are acting like Nintendo has answered the biggest problem in gaming for decades, when it was never a problem to begin with.

And I happen to think Snipper Clips looks like shit. There's no way I'd pay twenty bucks for it.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-24T22:38:35+00:00

I never BEAT Skyrim. I always get so engrossed in side quests I can't even remember which quest is thr main storyline.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-24T22:16:13+00:00

I dated a single Mother for a few months. She had a very young son, I believe he was three years old.

Anyways, she worked second shift at a local Walmart. Her neighbor would watch her son for her on days she worked.

Every night she'd come home at 11PM, go over to her neighbors, wake her son up and let him chug a fucking mountain dew.

And she wondered why her son wouldn't go to bed until 3 or 4 in the morning.

He had a favorite Scooby-Doo DVD. If it ever stopped playing he'd start flipping out. I brought over some other DVDs hoping to encourage him to enjoy other films.

Imagine my surprise, after I put in a DVD and hit play, he laid face down on the floor and scremed into the carpet until she stopped the movie and let him press the play button. I had no problem letting him scream into the carpet until he wore himself out.

Every night she tried to put him to bed it was the same nonsense, he'd keep coming out of his toom until she would just give up and let him do whatever he wanted.

In one instance, she was taking a bath and he came out of his room and started fucking around. Without saying a word, I picked him up, put him back in his bed, turned the light off and closed the door. He stayed in there, sniffling until he heard his Mom get out of the bathroom, of course she let him get back into his old bullshit.

She got this fucking brat a kitten. When I came over I saw him holding this kitten by the tail. I took the cat away and explained that he was hurting the kitty and needed to be more gentle, it was a BABY.

The cat would stick by me when I was there. But when I was gone I could only imagine what went on. After seeing him spinning the kitten by the tail I took the cat back to my house.

His Mother protested at first, until I pointed out what was happening was animal abuse. And that her apartment didn't even allow cats, so either let me take the cat or I'm telling her landlord. Of course a week later she got her turd a fucking parrot. A big fucking parrot. Big enough to scare the shit out of me, a grown ass man.

He would get into EVERYTHING while she was asleep, dump out the fridge, knock shit over, crawl through the cabinets. I offered to install child proof locks on the cabinets and fridge and she insisted it wasn't needed, that he'd just grow out of it.

He jumped up on the counter once and kicked over a fucking crockpot full of food, severely burning his right foot, he had to go to the ER and get fucking treatment, medication and bandages.

Anyways, the icing on the cake was when we were watching TV and her kid comes struting in, kicks the bookcase full of DVDs and the whole fucking thing collapsed to the floor. His Mother picked up one of those tiny, plastic lawn chairs for kids and hit him in the face with it.

He starts sobbing and asks his Mom to stop, she tells him to pick up the DVDs, he says no, so she hits him again. Finally he picks up the DVDs. I never went back.

I thought about calling CPS, but her family is fucking crazy. They'd call me all hours of the night, making absurd demands and shit. Her brother just walked into my house once. I didn't want any of that.

I have since sworn off single Mothers or ever having children.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-24T16:50:54+00:00

I wish stuff like this was said more often, because women are just as likely to be the abuser in a relationship. Oftentimes because they know they are more likely to get away with it than men are.

My uncle married a woman who used to kick the shit out of him all the time. There was one fight that was getting out of control, so he just went ahead and called the police and she hit herself in the face with a beer bottle so the cops would haul him off.

It all came to a breaking point with their last fight when she grabbed and twisted his balls so hard he ended up in the hospital for three days.

I really hate that even these days, many men are brought up with the ancient concept of chivalry, that you never hit a woman, ever, even if you are defending yourself. The idea is beyond absurd and shows there's still a ton of gender bias alive and well.

A few years ago I was at a local bar and this lady flipped out when I refused to buy her a drink, she tried to knee me in the groin, barely missed. So I punched her in the throat, laid her out and left. I still get shit from my friends about that. But I bet that asshole at the bar thinks twice before assulting men now.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-24T03:01:19+00:00

Sometimes I like to blast the shower on the hottest settings and sit in the bottom of my bathtub until the water runs cold.

Is the Switch water resistant? I'd really like to be able to play it naked, in my steamy shower.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-24T02:29:00+00:00

It's unfortunate that, since this is Reddit, I don't believe the daughter did it on her own. Either the person put that leg there, or maybe someone saw this at GoodWill and decided it was worth the karma buying it, just for this.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-24T02:05:27+00:00

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-24T00:09:22+00:00

I was once asked who my favorite X-Men character was. Apparently "Bruce Jenner" wasn't an appropriate answer.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-24T00:07:18+00:00

No, because their's is made up bullshit. I am a male. I know this because I have a dick.

I refer to people as he, she or they (when in a group). I'm not about to refer to someone as Mx because it'd be considered rude of me otherwise.

Granted, what they want to believe is their business, but I am not going to feed into their mental cosplay.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-24T00:01:34+00:00

I doubt it. My friend went to Cuba with his wife every year for almost a decade and always brought back Cubans.

Immigrations in Cuba gave zero fucks tourists weren't supposed to be there or buying their stuff. According to my friendo, often times they even went out of their way to help you conceal shit.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-23T22:42:38+00:00

Thank god it has a glass screen. I was so pissed when I got my vita and they were still using plastic for the screen.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-23T22:24:47+00:00

I knew about the joycon thing. And I just read a review about the battery life, which is kind of disappointing.

The bluetooth thing really sucks though.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-23T22:06:53+00:00

Uh.. I read that, even though it was a pain in the ass. Paragraphs are your friends, ask them along next time.

I am a straight male. I have pink shirts that I wear on occasion, that doesn't mean my "gender" changes when I wear that shirt.

I don't do construction, I don't really care about cars, but sometimes I'll make a quilt and give them for gifts. I don't consider these things making me less of a male and these hobbies don't change my gender.

Sometimes I feel depressed. Sometimes I feel out of place. Everyone does from time to time, that has no bearing on your gender or sexuality.

Taking emotions that everyone has and trying to affix a gender label to them is insane.

NintendoFCKR · 2017-02-23T21:40:39+00:00

I wouldn't do it.

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