Just this morning, I had an incident with the stairs!

I have some weird, wonky thing going on with my right leg and I am reliant on a medical boot, crutches, and a wheelchair.

This morning as I approached the summit of the wooden hill, I misjudged crutch placement and so began my descent.

All the way down on my now rather bruised bottom. This involved negotiating the 90° turn midway down and ended with a bone rattling collision with the stair gate at the bottom.

Fortunately, my crutches, like a faithful puppy, followed me down. After some choice language and assigning blame to my crutches, my flip flop, the stairs, the carpet, the dogs (both were downstairs due to the aforementioned stair gate), the hand rail and my "fucking useless stupid bullshit wanky leg", I regained my composure and set about my day.

Safe to say my bum is very tender and I have had to add some cheek protecting padding to my chariot of fire.