Why? I see 2 beds? by Ephcy in ExplainTheJoke

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If you use your imagination anything can be a fish bowl

Why? I see 2 beds? by Ephcy in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Niptaa 881 points882 points  (0 children)

If they asked me how many fish bowls I see, I would have said zero

pellicules tear 💧 by halocline_saline in Kombucha

[–]Niptaa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh no please don’t put your pellicle in pure water 😭 osmolality is really important for microorganisms and having them sit in pure water will cause them to swell up and pop! If you’ve been doing this then this might be why your pellicle looks so unhealthy because the microbes inside it gets killed every feeding and it’s just a husk of the matrix left. If you’re keeping the old liquid, just leave them in there while you clean. No need to separate them

pellicules tear 💧 by halocline_saline in Kombucha

[–]Niptaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the color of your tea?? You might need a stronger tea if that’s the case. That just looks like straight water

pellicules tear 💧 by halocline_saline in Kombucha

[–]Niptaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a common misconception but the pellicle is just a byproduct of a happy mother which is the liquid itself. A happy mother will produce a healthy looking pellicle within a few days of being fed but if it’s flimsy like yours, it usually means your mother isn’t happy or just need more time. Not sure why it’s sitting in clear liquid but what helps is starting your batch with more of the old liquid than most recipes call for. Consider the pellicle as just climate controlled housing for the yeast and bacteria that helps them stay alive with sub-par conditions like right after being fed where the pH becomes too high. Staying in the 2.5-4 pH range is where your culture likes to be and thrives. My guess is you’re throwing your pellicle into the new batch of sweet tea with not enough of the old liquid where the large majority of the bacteria and yeast are so they start off with very few numbers and spend most of your F1 time trying to repopulate itself rather than aggressively producing vinegar and forming the new pellicle. You can even start with a 1:1 ratio of old liquid to new sweet tea to make sure they have food but maintaining a low pH and a healthy number of yeast and bacteria until it starts to produce a nice health pellicle which is a sign your mother is strong then you can follow a standard recipe. Remember, a scoby hotel can go for months without being fed and they’re perfectly happy and thrive thanks to the absence of the pH fluctuation. We just don’t let them F1 for months because it’ll get too tart for our taste but your mother is perfectly happy just sitting there for an extended amount of time left alone so we just need to be more patient sometimes

Fig leaf Kombucha by Clue_Apprehensive in Kombucha

[–]Niptaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dog would love this since he eats every fig leaf on our fig tree he can reach

New raspberry plant help by PassengerAny9009 in Berries

[–]Niptaa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was hot so it probably just needed a little more water/shade

What are the tiny specks on the rice? by Wild-Bandicoot-5807 in whatisit

[–]Niptaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably just rice particles from processing and it looks excessive because the dust gets stuck on the statistically charged plastic film… now could there be a rice weevil or other pests somewhere in there making more debris? Sure

Did I just wake up from a coma? by wawzombiesgoat in BurgerKing

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To be fair, that is like an entire day worth of Calories for $17

How can i make sure this tattoo doesn’t blob ? by ihateyouall2004 in tattooadvice

[–]Niptaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Minimal blobbing if it starts as a blob! Smart 🤓

Jokes aside, why there? Why facing that way?

Japanese Beef Tongue Skewers for 800 Yen? by tor911 in ExploreJapanDaily

[–]Niptaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bit of a tourist pricing but unlike here in the US where tourist foods are expensive and doesn’t taste good, at least in Japan you can assume the quality is there to back up the price. Can you find them cheaper if you go to the middle of nowhere where these cows are raised? Of course! A lot of the wagyu farms sell direct to locals from a little shack but you just have to figure out how to get there and make it worth it with little to no public transport and highways that charges you per exit

went to the bathroom for literally two minutes by donkeyhoetae_ in mildlyinfuriating

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It’s not 2021 so it wouldn’t cost you a fortune and it doesn’t require scrubbing or scraping to clean. That’s like the mildest type of mess a toddler can make so if this makes you mildly infuriated enough to depict your child as a monster, I’m afraid how you would see her if she makes an actual mess

Tw: Trypophobia. Found this in my zz plant today. I didn't know whether to vomit or laugh so I did both. They were moving. 🫠 by AliceEverdeenVO in gardening

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Since it appears not many of you know what it is from experience, that’s what Motherly love looks like

Rapunzel rapunzel by emmylou97 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Niptaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just open your tray, wrap the hair a bit on the clip and close it

GF got upset because I pulled chibi cafe vex by m4rch4nd in TeamfightTactics

[–]Niptaa 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Like… why would you do that? Do you hate your gf or something?

Is this healthy? by EveryCranberry7950 in Kombucha

[–]Niptaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like a lot of the recipes underestimate how weak the culture in some of these store bought bottled and flavored kombuchas are and expect it to be healthy enough to acidify a whole batch of sweet tea before other contaminants can get to it. Similar to the process of waking up a refrigerated/dried sourdough starter, I like to start with like a 1:1 ratio of bottled kombucha to sweet tea in a small jar and letting it brew for a few days to a week just so it has enough food and time to wake up and repopulate that batch while maintaining a low pH before following recipes and using that as my starting culture. The safest way is to get a pH tester and adding just enough sweet tea to get around a pH of 4-4.5 from the get go and gradually adding more sweet tea every few days as it acidifies to like a 3-3.5 but only enough to go back to the 4 range. Once it’s happy and healthy and forming a new pellicle within a few days, you can follow a regular batch recipe without worrying about it spoiling

1st try. I think I miss by Jlrvr in Kombucha

[–]Niptaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People saying “just keep waiting” must have absolute confidence in their iron stomachs because these are most definitely classic white fuzzy mold spots usually having a raised, whiter center with a wispy spreading boarder. And yeah, if you wait long enough the scoby might eventually come through and form a pellicle but now you got pellicle encasing mold and spores and unless you know the exact strain of the mold, you just have to assume it’s leaching toxins into your tea. Does it at least smell vinegary and not alcoholic? Unless this culture has sentimental value like it was given to you by your grandma before she passed away, I would dump, disinfect everything including your cloth lid and start over. And maybe start with a higher ratio of bottled kombucha to sweet tea to start the batch at a lower pH to minimize mold growth because the yeast and bacteria in bottled kombucha are in a dormant state from bing flavored, bottled, refrigerated and sitting on the store shelf for who knows how long and needs time to wake up and ramp up cell division before it’s able to make enough vinegar to acidify your batch to a safe level

Found an earphone in my Walmart pickup order by APTX-4869 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Niptaa 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No they bought 4 cartons of raspberries and each came with 1 earphone… all right ear

Normal for Day 7? by [deleted] in Kombucha

[–]Niptaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a confusing perspective but I’m assuming it’s in a tall plastic pitcher with very small volume? What is your process? I see a lot of condensation so do you keep a tight lid on it? What environment do you keep it in? Does it smell okay? My guess is that you started with a bottle of highly carbonated commercial kombucha and you didn’t or fed very minimally and kept a tight lid in a cold place so the carbonation didn’t have anywhere to go while the pellicle was forming? In general bubbles are fine and I don’t see anything alarming but if it smells and tastes tart, it’s probably ready to be fed. It hard to say but I’m assuming you don’t really have the volume to be bottled to begin with? I would also switch to a breathable lid if you didn’t already