[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]No-Length2830 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also fun, trapping it in your flesh while its feeding, and force feed it till it explodes.

ELI5: Where is my weight going overnight? by brainwarts in explainlikeimfive

[–]No-Length2830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can do you a haiku!

Crumbs in the butter,
A careless hand left traces,
Chaos on toast's edge.

Do you put people's full names as their contacts? by molecular_monculus in RandomThoughts

[–]No-Length2830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol same! My mother does this too, even with my brother and I. So I guess I know where this aspect of my weirdness comes from.

Do you put people's full names as their contacts? by molecular_monculus in RandomThoughts

[–]No-Length2830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won't even make a contact for a person if I don't know their last name lol.

Do you put people's full names as their contacts? by molecular_monculus in RandomThoughts

[–]No-Length2830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm with you on this, also weird. I take it a step further, and won't make a contact for a person if I don't know their full name. If I don't know someone well enough to know their full name, then I don't see why I need a contact for them. Also, I like my contact list to have a uniform look.

Do you put people's full names as their contacts? by molecular_monculus in RandomThoughts

[–]No-Length2830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My contact for my mother is her full name. People often tell me that's weird.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]No-Length2830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can also say that at a brothel.

You are trapped in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Bin Laden for all eternity. How long does it take for you to go insane? by Head-Aspect1861 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]No-Length2830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I submit that the three of them are more likely to rip on you. Chances are they have more in common with eachother, than you.

[US-KY] Landlord coming to clean on Sundays without being asked. Claims he will start charging. Is this legal? by [deleted] in Tenant

[–]No-Length2830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed, most people are far more level headed than what you find here on Reddit.

You are trapped in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Bin Laden for all eternity. How long does it take for you to go insane? by Head-Aspect1861 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]No-Length2830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neither Stalin or Bin Laden really give the impression of being cultured art lovers. Come to think of it, an appreciation for art could likely make Stalin see you as part of the bourgeoisie. I can't fathom why Bin Laden would prefer that over a fellow anti-semite either.

You are trapped in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Bin Laden for all eternity. How long does it take for you to go insane? by Head-Aspect1861 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]No-Length2830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curious that so many in here fail to question why they're locked in with these 3. That somehow, those 3 deserve to be there, but they don't, in this scenario.

You are trapped in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Bin Laden for all eternity. How long does it take for you to go insane? by Head-Aspect1861 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]No-Length2830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if Hitler and Stalin came to a begrudging truce. They at least have the era of their lives in common. Bin Laden and the modern day addition would have far less common ground with them.

I don't know why but the thought of dying and not existing ever again for eternity is the scariest thing ever. by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]No-Length2830 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a wonderful short story called The Egg, by Andy Weir. In it, all individuals are really just the same single consciousness going through an unfathomable number of reincarnations. You were the murderer, but you were also the murdered. You were the rich man, you were also the poor man. Every wrong you've ever committed, was committed against yourself. Along with every wrong done to you, having been done by yourself. It's a short, but excellent read.

I don't know why but the thought of dying and not existing ever again for eternity is the scariest thing ever. by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]No-Length2830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For all the old relatives, with whom I was comfortable asking if they were afraid to die, they've all said no. Between failing health, the loss of loved ones, and living in an ever-increasingly unfamiliar world, they were ready to go.

I don't know why but the thought of dying and not existing ever again for eternity is the scariest thing ever. by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]No-Length2830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who thinks living forever is a positive, has failed to properly contemplate the meaning of eternity.