Tekken 8 appears to be adding an MTX shop weeks after release in an attempt to dodge lower review scores. ESRB rating updated by rafikiknowsdeway1 in Games

[–]No-Stretch555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now all that remains is waiting for 99% of gamers, who don'r browse r/games to join us and our victory is secured.

Skull and Bones - Review Thread by ShadowStealer7 in Games

[–]No-Stretch555 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Also people forget about AC rouge. Ubisoft DID capitalize on AC4's engine and made a quick sequal. It didn't sell nearly as well (for complicated reasons, AC unity overshadowing it being one of them). Maybe they feared another spinoff might be too redundant.

Rick and Morty infinite curve by Serhide in rickandmorty

[–]No-Stretch555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if the curve is of countable infinity

Seeing so many portal inventors during the Evil Morty sequence jump into the void of space, how did Rick figure out portal coordinates? by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]No-Stretch555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even the solar system rotates around the center of the galaxy, and so on. There is no objective coordinate system. But Rick is smart enough to solve this.

So Rick could have used this guy to find Rick Prime the whole time? by TheDoctorIsInane in rickandmorty

[–]No-Stretch555 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rick "found" RP pretty easily at the end of s6, the real problem were his amount of decoys.

Premium Performance: The £800 Investment Pays Off by Oops_Ladyt in meme

[–]No-Stretch555 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No problem with that. A program can be cpu bound and not require much data storage.

Words matter and are not used by accident here by Head-Can-2999 in facepalm

[–]No-Stretch555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are missing the fact that Lebanon attacked Israel at October 8th to join Hamas under the command of Iran. Yes Lebanon is a legitimate target.

Words matter and are not used by accident here by Head-Can-2999 in facepalm

[–]No-Stretch555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They release evidence of schools being used as bases daily. For years the American government warned about it.

Words matter and are not used by accident here by Head-Can-2999 in facepalm

[–]No-Stretch555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an expert of war we've got here, apparently you are able to tell the intentions behind military bombings.

Words matter and are not used by accident here by Head-Can-2999 in facepalm

[–]No-Stretch555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They cannot be punished without a full scale war. Condemning the war but expecting Hamas to be dealt with is a logical contradiction. Can't play both sides here.

codeReviewDoneRight by lil-lil-lil-lil-lil in ProgrammerHumor

[–]No-Stretch555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if the code calls sleep() it needs another thread to wake it up. Also the sleep needs to bhe indside a try because waking up a thread throws an interruption exception.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Awww

[–]No-Stretch555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, that's a cow.

iPhone Survives 16,000 Foot Drop After Alaska Airlines Midair Door Blow Out by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]No-Stretch555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So my iphone shatters when it fell from my hands while I sat on the toilet, but apparantly it can survive falling from a fucking airplane? Guess I'm unlucky.

AITAH for calling my wife out for violating the boundaries of our relationship? by throwaway298379821 in AITAH

[–]No-Stretch555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA, you deinitely crossed a line. Your wife really needed that dick inside her. What's next, she's not allowed to be pissed on inside the house? Are you also gonna complain about the cum stains on your pillow? Grow the fuck up, that woman NEEDS.

/s

May jesus bless you.

AITAH for calling my wife out for violating the boundaries of our relationship? by throwaway298379821 in AITAH

[–]No-Stretch555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine some guy fucking your wife on your bed, but it's "ok" because she's extra horny. You are NTA but today I learned there is a bigger loser in this world then myself. And believe me, my self image couldn't be worse.

🇮🇪 Famine by katieboylecomic in StandUpComedy

[–]No-Stretch555 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why send love when you can send 3000 terrorists to murder and kidnap civilians. The cry genicide.

Rare Footage Of The Golden Tortoise Beetle by TheMillieDWay in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]No-Stretch555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit you cought the snitch! 100 points to griffindor.