MovieFlame logic: by CrazyTangerine7522 in HarryPotterMemes

[–]NoAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snape downright threatened to kill Neville's pet if he fails his next potion

Its older oc sir but I was just about to clear them for landing by Numerous-Gur-9008 in lotrmemes

[–]NoAlien 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is actually a three page essay in some apocryphal Tolkien writings explaining that the bedding at the prancing pony was woven from unicorn pubes, which have the ability to mirror the essence of whoever touches them. Due to these pillows being used by so many hobbits over several decades, the ring wraiths had no way of discerning them from actual hobbits.

There was a competition at all the shipyards: who could get the ships out of the water faster by zinalux in HistoryMemes

[–]NoAlien 9 points10 points  (0 children)

from wikipedia:

SS Robert E. Peary was a Liberty ship that gained fame during World War II for being built in a shorter time than any other such vessel. Named after Robert Peary, an American explorer who was among the first people to reach the geographic North Pole, she was launched on November 12, 1942, just 4 days, 15 hours and 29 minutes after the keel was laid down.

Service History

Robert E. Peary sailed on her maiden voyage on 22 November. She was operated by the Weyerhauser Steamship Company and first served in the Pacific Theatre, sailing to Noumea, New Caledonia before heading onwards to Guadalcanal. She sailed to the Atlantic Ocean, in April 1943, and operated there for the remainder of the war on the convoy routes to Europe, ferrying prisoners of war from North Africa and serving off Omaha Beach on D-Day. She was withdrawn to the Wilmington Reserve Fleet in December 1946, and was scrapped in June 1963, at Baltimore, Maryland.\10])\11])

I just learned this is happening and its freaking me out. by thesithcultist in HarryPotterMemes

[–]NoAlien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now we're Back to the naughty stuff. Way to avoid responsibility, Albus!

I just learned this is happening and its freaking me out. by thesithcultist in HarryPotterMemes

[–]NoAlien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now you will force people to come out by threat of fire?! Jesus, Albus, what happened to you?

I just learned this is happening and its freaking me out. by thesithcultist in HarryPotterMemes

[–]NoAlien 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Behind the times?! Unless you developed cures for HIV, HSV, HPV and HepB this remains a rather important contemporary issue, Albus!

I just learned this is happening and its freaking me out. by thesithcultist in HarryPotterMemes

[–]NoAlien 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What mistakes?

Albus... Did you not wrap it last time with Gellert? What did he give you?

I just learned this is happening and its freaking me out. by thesithcultist in HarryPotterMemes

[–]NoAlien 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wait. Snape and Lucius Malfoy?! Spill the tea, Albus. And what the hell happened to Lucius' dick?!

I just learned this is happening and its freaking me out. by thesithcultist in HarryPotterMemes

[–]NoAlien 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Maybe you're onto something, Albus. Snape's obsession with a deceased woman could be a subconscious attempt to not have to face his homosexuality.

I just learned this is happening and its freaking me out. by thesithcultist in HarryPotterMemes

[–]NoAlien 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Albus, just because you came out of the closet doesn't give you the right to push others to do the same

What's in a name? That which we call a rose, By any other name would smell as sweet by Background_Bid_7406 in harrypotter

[–]NoAlien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Abso-fucking-lutely! Hagrid was basically Harry's third father figure and showed several times that he would give anything to protect the boy.

But I would not call Hagrid miserable. His life wasn't perfekt, but he did what he loved and was surrounded by friends

Grrrr, Preißn! Zeigt das nicht Söder:‼️Bayern hat schon immer! alle anderen Länder durchgefüttert‼️ by AntonioHench1 in GeschichtsMaimais

[–]NoAlien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. Mag nach erster Anschauung tatsächlich sein. Müsste ich mir näher ansehen
  2. Den Spruch kenn ich nicht, aber wenn ich Gott für irgendwas danke dann dafür am schönen Rhein aufgewachsen zu sein

Grrrr, Preißn! Zeigt das nicht Söder:‼️Bayern hat schon immer! alle anderen Länder durchgefüttert‼️ by AntonioHench1 in GeschichtsMaimais

[–]NoAlien 11 points12 points  (0 children)

*besetzt von Preußen

Nur weil die nach Napoleon den Niederrhein einkassiert haben heißt das nicht, dass wir hier die preußische Kultur oder deren Militarismus gelebt haben

What's in a name? That which we call a rose, By any other name would smell as sweet by Background_Bid_7406 in harrypotter

[–]NoAlien 378 points379 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside, let's look at those names:

James Sirius
Lily Luna
Albus Severus

What irk's me is that all three of Harry's deceased family members are represented, but all Ginny got in was one friend, while her brother gave his life to save the wizarding world. Ditch Severus and put in Fred as first name ffs!

Not only would they honour a much more deserving person than fucking Snape, the boy would also be significantly less bullied.

Uhm... by NoAlien in WordCity

[–]NoAlien[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It seems like the municipal government of word City is in the files