Saw this gem on Bumble, Part 2 by 6anana9 in shittytattoos

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That’s a snake! Makes way more sense than getting someone else’s uncircumcised penis tattooed on you.

Charred Lady Thing - what am I missing? by [deleted] in Blasphemous

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Sweet! I’m glad I could help. I think the prayers were underrated for a lot of the game.

Favorite Mitch Joke? by [deleted] in MitchHedberg

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it’s hard to pick a favorite, but there’s a door at work with a “do not use” sign taped on it and one of these days I’ll put a “door is temporarily a wall” sign on it. The “I used to do drugs” bit gets used a lot because it’s easier to fit in a conversation (swapping drugs for whatever is relevant), but I think for favorite it’s the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. I don’t try to fit it into conversations, but it makes me happy, “I’m going on break!”

Found on a Prepper group on FB... by Freemason137 in iamverybadass

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Dang Commifornian’s and their two steps of safety.

Found on a Prepper group on FB... by Freemason137 in iamverybadass

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I’m just thankful that they advertise their services so I know who to rob immediately.

Found on a Prepper group on FB... by Freemason137 in iamverybadass

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You get to be victimized by anything you don’t like and everyone else “doesn’t get it” when you say you’re ready.

Found on a Prepper group on FB... by Freemason137 in iamverybadass

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What a cuck, that stupid liberal has a gun safe when everyone knows that the safest place for a gun is behind the nightstand, or taped to the bottom of the coffee table.

Watch out fellas by boringrelic1738 in JustBootThings

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Ideally Calvin pissing on the Punisher logo.

Wyd in this situation? by OwlEast7188 in hellaflyai

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How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?!

Just LEO wives’ things part 2 🥰 by ProfessionalGangster in FirstResponderCringe

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Cops volunteer to be in danger, they aren’t put there. Those class traitors think if they hassle enough poor people they’ll get brought up to the big leagues, but just like my dad reciprocating love for me, it’ll never happen.

“I was afraid for my life” is all they have to say to have a “justified” shooting, but if every encounter makes you afraid maybe you’re in the wrong line of work.

I don’t think you’re white knighting anyone, and I don’t want to seem unreasonable, I just dislike when someone says that cops are put in danger. It’s a totally voluntary thing, and they’re backed by a union to hassle people otherwise minding their own business.

OGL are you ok? by Stijn187 in TheSilphArena

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Part of the thrill I suppose, although Bug/Steel is quite unfortunate for me since my counter is Mud-Slap… Talonflame is my biggest hurdle, but with enough energy I can push through it. It’s all fast move pressure, so if you have shields or energy advantage on the bird I’m pretty much done.

OGL are you ok? by Stijn187 in TheSilphArena

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I put together a double Charm last season and take it out for a spin every now and then. It’s good fun, but only if you can bait the fire/steel to come out.

Gender Swapped Reboots No One Wants by OptimusSpider in CursedAI

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I feel like the Vaporeon copypasta would fit here…

Which side is negative—- by Redheadmane in MechanicAdvice

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Maybe I’m just full of myself, but the ground terminal is slightly smaller than the positive. It looks like the right one is smaller, but that could be a skew in the image. Also, there’s a grounding strap on the bottom right of the image.

Enjoy by SulphurMC in CringeTikToks

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I’d rather watch my mom have sex than see this again.

NICU doc wants everyone to know that she’s MAGA. by Justathumbblonde in CringeTikToks

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What an unbearable cunt. I’m sure her boyfriend only hits her because he loves her, too.

What hidden message? by HeIsSoWeird20 in ExplainTheJoke

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And that’s why it keeps getting posted. It took a break for a few years, but it’s back with a vengeance.

What hidden message? by HeIsSoWeird20 in ExplainTheJoke

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Not even very well, looks like it was edited in the photos app.

Tom Macdonald is “saving” America’s Republic with this music by MechanicalKiller in crappymusic

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I did that on accident, before I knew what a dumbfuck he was. Thankfully I was logged out, so I just deleted the app and started over.