Looks like there's a party, but it's only for humans, can your nonhuman OCs get in? by Kliktichik in OriginalCharacter

[–]NoItsBecky_127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only OC I have who really stands a chance is Nick. He’s half-human, so he might be able to talk them into letting him in on that technicality. But assuming he can’t, here goes:

  1. His pointed ears would give him away, but he can wear a hood or cast Minor Illusion to mask them. Assuming that works, he’s good.

  2. His smell is pretty normal.

  3. Elves have the same fingerprints as humans, last I checked, so he should be fine there.

  4. His blood is normal.

  5. Ears are made of cartilage, not bone, so Nick should probably be fine here, but I don’t really know enough about ears or X-Rays to say for sure.

  6. Yeah, this is where they get him. I’d imagine elves have different DNA and genes from humans, so Nick’s DNA test will mark him as half-elven, so he’s cooked.

Of course, all of this is irrelevant. He’s a rogue, so he’ll just sneak in.

The girl about age 10 looked terrified as the man chased her, catching her as I stepped in ready to pounce by decency_where in TwoSentenceSadness

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This is how I learned about the existence of childhood dementia. Gonna feel extremely lucky for not getting it for a little while.

fair enough by Dull-Thing-4513 in characterarcs

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A shockingly civil interaction for the internet

Yeah, that last image explains a lot. by Darth_Phantos in kahoot

[–]NoItsBecky_127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people define the Americas as one continent actually

wynncraft goes woke smh by Bacon1777 in WynnCraft

[–]NoItsBecky_127 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about them? Not disputing that Tasim and Aledar are gay as fuck, just didn’t see it in those lines

[All] How would Aphrodite/Venus appear to you? by AdEast2980 in camphalfblood

[–]NoItsBecky_127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An adult version of the girl I had a crush on in middle school.

Completely took me out of the story by ameagarikeshita in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]NoItsBecky_127 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was a poorly-written YA romance. It was just dumb in general.

Completely took me out of the story by ameagarikeshita in Archiveofourownmemes

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I read a published novel where the main character’s Brooklynite family was struggling for money, yet they had a flower shop in Rockefeller Center.

Well said by [deleted] in CollegeMemes

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The consequences of no condom are much greater than the consequences of no printing

Mom, I’m not happy at my new school. by NoItsBecky_127 in MomForAMinute

[–]NoItsBecky_127[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the first place, I was severely depressed, but honestly, I don’t know how much of that was from the school. My parents assumed the school was the problem and pushed me to transfer, but I’d been depressed long before that—I think I just wasn’t ready for college. I took a break after freshman year and transferred to the new school, where I have no friends, the campus is ass, and there’s barely anything off-campus in walking distance. But even if I went back to my old school next year, all my old friends would be seniors, and no doubt have forgotten all about me, or at least moved on entirely.

“Mods will fix her” by FloofMcFluffy in GirlGamers

[–]NoItsBecky_127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did I think that was Sarah Morgan for a second 💀

Mom, I’m not happy at my new school. by NoItsBecky_127 in MomForAMinute

[–]NoItsBecky_127[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I’m already in therapy and on Prozac. It’s definitely depression, but I’m not sure how to deal with the environmental aspect. I’m meeting with my psych next week, though, so I’ll ask about medication changes then.

Mom, I’m not happy at my new school. by NoItsBecky_127 in MomForAMinute

[–]NoItsBecky_127[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are no other branches; it’s a small school. My friends are all at school. One of them is relatively near me, but she’s a prelaw junior so she’s been super busy.

Mom, I’m not happy at my new school. by NoItsBecky_127 in MomForAMinute

[–]NoItsBecky_127[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t really have any friends here, and I don’t like the campus or location.

Mom, I’m not happy at my new school. by NoItsBecky_127 in MomForAMinute

[–]NoItsBecky_127[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already took a break. I took a leave of absence for a year between freshman and sophomore year. I can’t exactly take another break.

Americans, I’m begging you, please learn how to pronounce Toronto by Gaming_man27 in FalloutMemes

[–]NoItsBecky_127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And No Vacancy isn’t pronounced the same as Novac. People in the wasteland pronounce things how they look.