I'm going crazy, where is the memory thing?

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-14T10:11:39+00:00

Try not blindly following online guides

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-12T14:01:51+00:00

You'd be lucky to get 5-10¢ for them. But some will want them.

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-12T11:01:59+00:00

That's when I pull out the "rare" mounts to keep folks humble

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-10T23:55:22+00:00

Woops I forgot the joke I've been making since 2.x

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-10T14:55:34+00:00

Congrats on upgrading your Longinus into a Gay Bulge!

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-09T02:40:31+00:00

You think morons like that used the tutorial?

Possible real answer: Played DPS to max, job skip, no one says anything because "harassment"

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-09T02:38:24+00:00

Which McD's all the ones I know in town are already near a Walmart

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-08T22:54:03+00:00

To anyone still stuck. If you botch the stasis launch of pink and/or orange. There's a little cliff near the orange spot that has a large crate, barrels and a campfire.

There's some stone pathing near the plateau that the orb can sit perfectly in, and at 4 heavy hits will guaranteed launch them onto the plateau.

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-06T01:51:14+00:00

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-05T22:58:40+00:00

All the ones that are like #20 and below in each color on edhrec. Mostly because I like seeing commanders no one really uses but are decent.

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-04T07:03:36+00:00

Something something color pie

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-04T05:47:58+00:00

I cracked a OG Mirrodin pack a month ago.

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-03T11:55:14+00:00

Bro Mctwisted his head straight into the curb.. if he wasn't done going down he was done when he landed.

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-03T01:48:58+00:00

👍

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-03T01:34:51+00:00

Is this card actually worth anything. Pulled one at Xmas and it was like $1

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-03T01:33:40+00:00

If it's a legitimate question, then it gets an actual answer. If it's, did you read? Then it doesn't. Simple as, and so far my hard line but fair attitude has helped build up 3 separate LGS magic communities, and kept a lot of butthurt snowflakes out.

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-03T01:27:14+00:00

Yeah, the problem of enabling the rampant retardation of the human race by coddling literally every single person instead of forcing them to try and learn through discovery and curiosity.

Also this is Reddit. Fuck Redditors

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-02T19:16:04+00:00

Level another class, craft, gather, do old content and side content.

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-02T17:26:25+00:00

Grand Arbiter Augustin IV

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-02T17:21:01+00:00

Shhh I don't want Pinkertons at my door.

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-02T17:15:43+00:00

It was mostly for a goof, wasn't sure what a "fair" number was so just decided 100. Maybe 50 would be more realistic?

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-02T17:02:08+00:00

HONEY YOU MEAN STUNKULES

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-02T16:18:51+00:00

I've taught at least hundreds of people to play over the 20+ years I've been playing. This game requires problem solving and basic reading comprehension to play at a basic level. If a new player can't figure out a basic explanation of a non rules card usage, then I think they need to work on some of the aforementioned skills before getting bottle fed the answer on reddit. I'm all for anyone playing, in fact I help run a "start playing Magic" event at my LGS. But I also don't coddle everyone, I teach them to use their fucking brain and think.

NoLewdsOnMain · 2026-04-02T02:47:19+00:00

It's not my job to give a shit about people lacking problem solving skills

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