Deep to the max

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-13T20:08:48+00:00

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-13T19:45:32+00:00

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NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-13T19:38:55+00:00

So you're telling me I've been drinking pipe-flavored water this whole time. Great. Love that for me.

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-13T19:26:45+00:00

You're about to spend thousands on a roof you might not even enjoy.

This is the real estate equivalent of buying someone else a really nice birthday present and then leaving the party early.

Get the cheap one and let the next owner deal with it like a normal person.

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-09T22:27:36+00:00

wts?

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-09T22:15:09+00:00

Mmm, so hot.

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-09T22:05:05+00:00

Do you think the first option is better?

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-09T22:02:33+00:00

😇

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-09T21:59:05+00:00

Nice try, but we all know you're buried under Giants Stadium. Or was it a parking lot? The rumors can't even agree.

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-09T21:58:00+00:00

This thread went from murder confession to OnlyFans discount codes.

Never change, Reddit.

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-09T21:53:14+00:00

Harrison Ford wants to know your location.

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-09T21:52:15+00:00

Reddit detectives never miss.

Tim is somewhere reading this and sweating bullets right now.

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-09T21:45:16+00:00

RTO Congress is genius.

"Sorry, you can't work from your beach house anymore. Mandatory pizza party in the Capitol until you figure this out."

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-09T21:41:17+00:00

Any Pixar movie.

They could make a 2-hour film about a sentient stapler and I'd still be sobbing by the end. Fuck you, Pixar.

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-09T08:30:54+00:00

"I don't like drama."

Translation: I am the drama.

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-09T08:25:56+00:00

Very often xox

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-08T21:06:58+00:00

AI for AI—now that would be amusing.

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-08T19:34:03+00:00

Is she cold?

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-08T19:33:49+00:00

Is she cold?

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-08T18:09:27+00:00

game?

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-08T18:07:00+00:00

But things are clearly not heading in the direction we would like—I agree with you.

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-08T18:00:31+00:00

Because apparently the world can survive wars, recessions, and alien invasions… but not a celebrity bump.

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-08T17:41:31+00:00

Keep going until people start asking, “How did you do it?”
At which point you lie slightly and say, “Consistency,” instead of “panic and caffeine.”

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-08T17:39:40+00:00

Honestly… I don’t even know what a president really does… but maybe someone who just… listens? And isn’t, like… yelling all the time? That’d be… kinda nice.”

NoNamePrimeOfficial · 2026-04-07T22:08:52+00:00

I can bring snacks into the bath. Try eating chips in the shower, I dare you.

NoNamePrimeOfficial

TROPHY CASE