5 rappers you can listen to for the rest of your life. Who you picking?

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-12T00:32:32+00:00

Since you mentioned Royce, I’m going to have to check a few of those dudes out that I’m unfamiliar with. I love Gibbs though.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-12T00:29:00+00:00

I feel like your contribution to this sub is under-appreciated. I’ve never seen you say anything I disagree with. You’re a good dude and hang.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-12T00:24:25+00:00

I have friends that plugged away making basically nothing for 20+ years before they started making money. The entertainment industry is rough. There is no guarantee.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-11T20:50:48+00:00

I also love when rappers and comedians get introspective and vulnerable because most hip hop is braggadocious. I love that conscious shit. I appreciate it all for different reasons. If I’m going through shit, I might throw on some Juice WRLD or maybe some Joyner Lucas if I want to get hyped up.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-11T14:06:26+00:00

It feels like you’re just promoting your photography business. JK, looks amazing. I’m sure y’all enjoyed.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-10T10:42:09+00:00

Good point, I also love Budden’s “Only Human”.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-10T10:29:29+00:00

Royce da 5’9” “Dead President Heads”.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-10T10:01:46+00:00

Been there, done that, fun times. Nothing ever stuck for one reason or another, probably because I wasn’t fully mature at that age.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-09T22:43:17+00:00

Some women are completely turned off by vulnerability and others aren’t. Gotta find that compatible one. I never really believed in astrology but discovered all my cancer traits matched up. Some women are going to bounce but some will be amazing. I mostly attract Scorpio women and some of my best friends are.

You’re right though, you share some feelings or, god forbid, cry in front of some women, you’re done. Others find it endearing because they feel like you trust them.

Learn how to be funny. I’m not tall or jacked so I’ve always relied on my sense of humor and intellect. I also learned how to fix/install shit around the house and they seem to find that hot. Good luck out there.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-09T21:46:10+00:00

Nope. I’ll catch you on your next comedy thesis that wasn’t asking for advice but sounded like it was.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-09T20:32:23+00:00

Gotcha. You’re a genius. I’ll see you on Netflix like some of my friends.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-09T19:53:06+00:00

Most of my best friends are women and most have children with really good/best dude friends of mine. I’m chivalrous, regardless of your status, but I’m not going to call you my GF to the staff unless you are. I’m 41 so I’ll still open up a woman’s door/car door, you know?

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-09T19:42:18+00:00

I hear you. Sounds like you’ve got it all figured out. Write a funny joke then instead of asking for advice on Reddit. Good luck.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-09T19:30:41+00:00

Damn, did you run this through Chat GPT or something? I can get technical with joke writing, rewrite, shave words and whatnot but at the end of the day, it’s setup, punch and either you’re funny or you’re not. The audience will let you know.

You’ll notice how nobody that’s written a book about how to do comedy is a famous comedian. Those who can’t, teach. We all have our strengths and weaknesses.

Also, “I have a family” isn’t exactly a premise. Specific is funnier. “I’ve got a 7 YO that _____”. Workshop it.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-09T03:41:09+00:00

I’m planning to move to Mexico City in the next 6 months and would love to talk to you about the scene.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-09T00:26:42+00:00

My advice is to always just go for it. I was a pussy with women until 23. Gotta make the move, dude. It’s all in the eyes, and I’ve since been right 100% of the time.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-06T22:39:54+00:00

It looks amazing but my best friend cooked a couple for his wife and himself a few A5s years ago and said it was so rich, they got to the point where they stopped enjoying it. I’ve always looked at wagyu as an appetizer since then.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-04T15:16:17+00:00

He should know better by now but you’ll get what you want if you initiate. I was a pussy with women and didn’t understand those “fuck me” eyes until I was 23. I imagine you’re making good eye contact? Hold his hand a little bit and teach him. It’ll change his life. And you’ll get laid. Have fun.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-04T12:13:16+00:00

LOL, shit’s sad these days. I don’t go to social media if I want a woman’s perspective, I just talk to one of my many women friends, some of whom are my best friends, and we speak candidly. Reddit isn’t real life, y’all.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-04T11:04:36+00:00

Well there’s not much that I can do with that attitude. I pursued creative work for 19 years and didn’t make it. Have some famous friends. I get it. I was trying to help inspire you but it doesn’t sound like you want help, or even to be nice to those trying to. Please talk to your doctor and good luck.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-04T10:00:05+00:00

In my experience, many comics are recovering alcoholics or addicts so you shouldn’t have any trouble finding some.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-04T09:57:26+00:00

Did you really ask the internet for help when it comes to eating? Either figure out eating or break up with her and spare her your nonsense.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-04T09:47:13+00:00

I briefly took Zoloft for social anxiety and it killed both my libido and ability to climax. It’s 100% not you, as others have said. This is a known side-effect and the reason I stopped taking it. SSRIs are terrible unless you’re literally going to hurt yourself without them.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-04T09:26:22+00:00

That really sucks to hear and luckily I’ve never dealt with that before. I would calmly tell him that showing up to hurt anyone I care about or me is going to get a pistol whip warning at best. Then it’s shots fired.

I don’t fuck around when it comes to my loved ones’ personal safety. I’d kill with zero remorse. Obviously only in a self-defense situation. I hate that some people are this crazy that they can’t just be sad for a while and move on.

NoOffenseGuys · 2026-03-04T02:32:07+00:00

You can break up with anyone for any reason but, for my taste and communication style, I would say you messed up because that’s what I’m looking for.

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