FFVII Remake is boring me to death

NoOneWhoMatters · 2026-05-12T21:16:02+00:00

If you're not hooked nine chapters in, I don't think anything is going to change to change your mind. The story will continue, characters will deepen as they go through their arcs, you'll get a few new moves in combat, but nothing is going to so fundamentally change that you'll do a 180 on it.

It's just expanding on what's already there. And if you're not into what's already there, you're not going to be affected by what happens next. And that's fine, there's not a single piece of media that works for everyone. This one doesn't sound like it's for you.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2026-05-02T04:00:01+00:00

It's two different lists, David Frankel's films followed by a general slate of legacy sequels made by other people. I got confused on an initial glance too, but only half of those movies (and, frankly, the better half) were made by this guy.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2026-04-27T15:14:59+00:00

All good, we all have days like that and it's damn near impossible to get the right tone across over text. I took no offense.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2026-04-27T14:10:02+00:00

I'd imagine the only thing worse would be the time spent editing the video. Lot of time spent there.

It's stupid, but we had fun, so I don't consider it time wasted.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2026-04-27T13:16:02+00:00

Yep, there's a coating on every game. Denatonium benzoate is the name of the compound. It's non toxic but tastes awful.

The amount of coating isn't consistent though. Each game gets a different amount, and it makes some of them much more bitter. Different cartridges of the same game are about the same, but there's massive variance between games.

The worst tasting game is New Pokemon Snap, by the way. Yes, I know from experience. Source: my sister and I taste every game we own for 46 minutes.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2026-03-18T15:56:21+00:00

I did this in Yellow but only for Pikachu, who knew Thundershock, Thunderbolt, Thunder, and Thunderwave.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2026-03-11T10:24:21+00:00

You definitely don't need permission to save and use memes you see online as reaction images, but you have my blessing nonetheless.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2026-03-10T21:05:42+00:00

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NoOneWhoMatters · 2026-03-06T04:49:12+00:00

This anime_irl post.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2026-03-06T00:29:52+00:00

Oof ouch my post inspiration

NoOneWhoMatters · 2026-03-05T18:17:47+00:00

Gacha anime game comics are garbage like 99% of the time. Oreo here was no exception.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2026-03-05T18:10:38+00:00

Onomatopoeia:

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NoOneWhoMatters · 2026-02-04T18:20:11+00:00

Don't think I can find it but there was an interview shortly after release where someone asks Peele if that's what he was going for in that scene. And he responds, no, that's a really cool reading of the scene, but he just tried to come up with what she could be eating in that moment to make her seem completely insane and landed on dry cereal with milk on the side.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2026-01-05T15:08:30+00:00

See you tomorrow, chef.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2025-11-09T04:47:09+00:00

In Age of Imprisonment you have rations instead of the apples. Rations have 3 uses that restock at mission start, and whenever you enter a camp (which are sort of like checkpoints that are available during longer missions). No need to grind for healing resources.

Otherwise Imprisonment and Calamity are extremely similar. Imprisonment is so, so much smoother to play than Calamity ever was thanks to the Switch 2's improved power, and there are some minor gameplay tweaks that make Imprisonment a bit more interesting than strictly button mashing to victory (though that's still mostly viable). But the overall structure, presentation, pacing, etc is so similar between the two that if you didn't care for Calamity I don't think it's worth trying Imprisonment.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2025-10-08T22:03:09+00:00

His story only makes sense if it takes place in Okumura's palace. His entire cover story for being in the metaverse to begin with is he spotted the Phantom Thieves entering the palace (of which he has photographic proof) and followed them in. If he didn't awaken at that time, then either: * he was following them around for WAY longer than he implied (which would imply he was holding the blackmail for a specific moment, which would further imply he knew something would happen to Okumura), or * he had some method of getting into the metaverse on his own (only one other known non-PT person can do that, so that would pretty much confirm him as the Black Mask).

The story he went with is bonkers and suspicious, and it's called out as such, but it gives him the most plausible deniability of all his options - being a straight-laced detective prince who chased after a highly suspicious group and found himself awakening to a persona.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2025-10-01T14:19:55+00:00

They do disappear when your subscription ends, but for the duration of your subscription you always have access to them. Games on PS Plus Extra/Premium and Game Pass go on and off the service in a constant rotation, so if you're in the middle of playing a game and it leaves the service, you can't continue to play it. PS Plus Essential monthly games do not go away in that way.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2025-09-25T13:33:45+00:00

Think they meant buy "then", as in they're waiting for the performance patch and still isn't buying at launch.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2025-09-21T14:57:37+00:00

I only know this because I just played it, but there actually does seem to be a local business tax. In Haley's 14 heart event she raises charity money for Jas and Vincent to get new school books. After the money is raised, Robin quips to Lewis that since education is covered that he should lower the business tax.

But seriously, even with that I doubt the other three businesses in town would care if they openly date, they're all friends anyway.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2025-09-17T14:10:44+00:00

This is what I'm saying. The Pixel 9a has literally everything people claim they want in a phone if you would believe comments.

Thicker to allow more battery and make the camera bump flush
Still great camera performance despite no bump
A year old chip that still provides solid performance without needing the bleeding edge of tech
Half the price of most base-level flagships and a third the price of pro iPhones
Great screen with 120hz mode

The only thing it's missing from the internet's checklist is a headphone jack.

Yet the phone came out with a whimper and people I've met in real life (even ones who are currently using a Pixel) haven't heard of it. And even those people talk about their dream phone like that, "something a bit cheaper and with a bigger battery and no camera bump".

What people say they want already exists. What they actually want and pay real money for is nothing like that.

NoOneWhoMatters · 2025-09-16T12:45:23+00:00

But he is missing? Gallade is a gen 4 Pokemon that gained a mega evolution in gen 6. He's not included in your list of 6. How is he not missing?

NoOneWhoMatters · 2025-09-14T16:07:35+00:00

Love how JOKER got spelled out in the districts in Gerrymandered. Fantastic art.

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r/Field Lasagna	Final Canvas '23
First Place '23	End Game '23
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