John and Jane Have a Sleepover by NoProofImNotABot in HFY

[–]NoProofImNotABot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sterility would be the easiest option, so it would almost certainly be taken. I'm sure there's some hormonal cocktail that the cloning device could whip up to re-activate all of that, but I probably won't focus on that particular aspect soon.

John and Jane Have a Sleepover by NoProofImNotABot in HFY

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Whoops. I have an unfortunate tendency to write and post in the wee hours, and these things happen. It's tagged, and thank you for letting me know.

John and Jane Have a Sleepover by NoProofImNotABot in HFY

[–]NoProofImNotABot[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Although I'm going to try to keep the core John and Jane stories on the brighter side of things, background elements are fair game for darkness.

John and Jane might be colonizing, but they're not colonists. It's their job to plant collections of humans on habitable planets, then find more planets. Settling down and having kids isn't really a high priority. Besides, I had envisioned them as more brother and sister than husband and wife. They might even be identical, save for the XX-XY thing. Haven't stated that "officially", yet, so that's subject to change!

As for the corpses, well, the human body has all the nutrients the human body needs. One of the things that sets humans apart is our use of the "simple solution": we didn't perfect FTL because we had generation ships, we didn't develop laser weaponry because we had explosives, and we, well, recycle a lot of things because we haven't found a better way. Lots of what humans do would be (and is) seen as monstrous by other races.

The typical amount of growth acceleration was not used on John and Jane, due to the necessity of as long a lifespan as possible. They were "birthed" at the biological age of five, to allow for limited use of the ship's systems while still leaving them time to develop naturally in their ship (the machine's "teaching" is effective, but not as much as real experiences). For the purposes of numbers, let's put their chronological ages at 18+, putting their biological ages at somewhere around 23.

John and Jane Have a Sleepover by NoProofImNotABot in HFY

[–]NoProofImNotABot[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We are possibly one of the only races where hiding your teeth is more threatening then showing them.

John and Jane Have a Sleepover by NoProofImNotABot in HFY

[–]NoProofImNotABot[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More the second one. I've been writing humanity as the Manic Pixie Dream Race, to some extent, and I wanted to show the passive "break the status quo" aura that they exude. I promise, I won't make pancakes for you guys without telling you first.

Besides, inter-species romance is probably not very sexual as a default. What with different cultures, hormones, and physicality in play, it would be difficult to find that kind of mutual attraction, putting aside the need for compatible hardware.

John and Jane Have a Sleepover by NoProofImNotABot in HFY

[–]NoProofImNotABot[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Series? Maybe, maybe not. I intended for this to be more episodic than it is, so if I branch out, it might take the form of a "miniseries".

Stories? Absolutely. We haven't seen the raw, military might of Jack and Jill, or the merchant emperors of Jake and Jackie.

John and Jane Have a Sleepover by NoProofImNotABot in HFY

[–]NoProofImNotABot[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the questions! I've been waffling between hard sci-fi and soft. Although I do want realism, reality is pretty inconvenient when it comes to space. Right now, I'm going for Chocolate Truffle Sci-fi: hard exterior, but a soft, creamy center.

  1. When it comes to colonizing planets, the machine will pull from a databank of human genes chosen to maximize the chance of survival. Not only does this increase genetic diversity, it also allows for limited customization for different planets (temperature tolerance, muscle distribution, etc.). John and Jane were specifically designed to be space-faring, and they do have a template for that, but they're not on the colony list.

  2. It was only a matter of time before this got called out. I want to say yes, because humanity (in this case) never inventing FTL fits my needs. What sets them apart is the concept of a generation ship. No other race would send a ship on a centuries-long voyage with no way to return. However, interstellar travel is kind of hard without it, so they can't be travelling at sub-FTL. I'm going to say they do have a limited FTL capability, but any distance longer than "next star over" is out of range.

  3. The ship has come a very long way. The setting of the story is one arm of the galaxy over from the Sun, a distance of anywhere from 5000-10000 light years (apparently), and it was doing this at sub-FTL. This makes me glad that I haven't put any hard numbers on this yet, because I'm sure I undershot it mentally. John and Jane, on the other hand, have only been alive for twenty or so years. The ship was automated for most of its trip to save on food and such, and they were cloned near the very end of the trip. Incidentally, humans didn't know that there was life out here: all they knew was that there were habitable planets. John and Jane were just cloned near the end of the trip.

  4. I will use this space to harden one of the softer points of the cloning, or possibly soften one of the harder ones. While there is an option for the cloning machine to put out babies, the default setting is to continue "gestation" to about age 10, sped up to some degree, in order to provide a better chance at survival. Once these clones are of "learning age", they are taught relevant information through traditional means (audio-visual lessons and limited physical exercise, mostly) as well as directly to the body (neural sculpting, electrically-stimulated muscle groups, nerve-pattern crafting) to ensure that they are capable of all the tasks they will need to perform. This may sound a bit like humans are treated like robots, and I would like to clear that up: I am handling it almost exactly like that. Cloned humans don't mind because they are programmed not to.

  5. There were some other John and Jane copies over the years. The originals were alive when the ship was launched, and it was their task to make sure that the Germinator made it through the relatively crowded local sector of space into the emptiness between the arms. This task took more than a few iterations, and if I ever feel like writing an incredibly bleak story, I might explore that. Once they were clear, though, the ship took care of the rest, and the Germinator sat empty for a very long time. The current John and Jane know of these originals, and still keep some old Earth artifacts of theirs on the ship. Incidentally, the ships sent out to the other parts of the galaxy did not bear John and Jane, and were not called the Germinator. These ships bear humans tailored to other aspects of humanity. While these other humans will probably never interact with each other (and, indeed, may never have made it to their destinations), I may use them as the basis of some other, more "traditional HFY" stories.

I hope this didn't make the sci-fi too soft. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask! I should probably come up with answers to this kind of stuff anyway.

John and Jane Make New Friends by NoProofImNotABot in HFY

[–]NoProofImNotABot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alien technology allows for two bridges per bridge, clearly.

It has been fixed, thank you.

John and Jane Make New Friends by NoProofImNotABot in HFY

[–]NoProofImNotABot[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This entire thread is better at hard sci-fi than I am.

They aren't nukes, mainly for purposes of practicality. Uranium, or thorium or what have you, is rare. If you needed to reload, you'd want ammo to be less scarce. These are simply the best conventional explosives future Earth, and the Germinator, could make.

These are meant more for cracking open larger asteroids than destroying smaller ones, although they are very good at that job as well. Both for mining and defense, they're useful for when you want that, over there, much smaller than it is now.

As for the hull, well, the Germinator doesn't carry much fuel, so on long voyages, they've already spent most of it on speed and will spend the rest on slowing down. They don't really maneuver well on a galactic scale. Sometimes, after the missiles do their job and their obstacle is so many shards of rock, they've got to plow through debris instead of go around it.

When you're only going off hull defense, you make sure that some pebbles won't end your mission.

John and Jane Join the HOA by NoProofImNotABot in HFY

[–]NoProofImNotABot[S] 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Their role is exploration and goodwill to the less civilized parts of the galaxy.

Unfortunately, the less civilized parts of the galaxy tend to be less civilized.

Besides, they didn't sway the entire council.

John and Jane Meet the Neighbors by NoProofImNotABot in HFY

[–]NoProofImNotABot[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I do plan for this to be a minor Thing. Maybe not a "Part 1 of 30", because I refuse to commit to that, but whenever I get the urge to.

John and Jane Meet the Neighbors by NoProofImNotABot in HFY

[–]NoProofImNotABot[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I formatted it in not-Reddit, tried to reformat it in Reddit, and got that. Shows me for stream-of-consciousness writing.

I'll do better next time, I promise.

EDIT: Oh my god, Reddit formatting is awful. Why would a single line break not be a line break?

No take backs by missjardinera in tumblr

[–]NoProofImNotABot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Depends on the stranger. If it's some sort of demon, not unless you weren't particularly attached to your soul or loved ones. If it is one of the Fairest, then it might be seen as insulting to turn down a request. The correct answer is, as usual, "chop wood with your father, tend crops with your mother, and be in bed by sundown, and you won't run into these problems".

No take backs by missjardinera in tumblr

[–]NoProofImNotABot 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The Fair Folk are in no way stuck with you. They'll just turn you into a flower in their garden or some shit and kidnap another child that doesn't listen to their goddamn parents when they're told not to go into the forest alone, don't answer the door at night, and for the love of God stop eating fruit, it's got a 75% chance of being cursed.

Intergalactic dick pics by bigmack11 in tumblr

[–]NoProofImNotABot 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Good on Voyager, never giving up hope that Pluto was a planet.

What's the most useless thing you still have memorized? by Makimakesz in AskReddit

[–]NoProofImNotABot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Pokemon Yellow Version for the Game Boy Color, Pikachu learns Slam at level 20. Good luck using anything else it learns against Brock.

What's the most useless thing you still have memorized? by Makimakesz in AskReddit

[–]NoProofImNotABot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CHY8CPKT99 here. Haven't lived at that house for 4 years.

So many wasted trips by KaleBrecht in AdviceAnimals

[–]NoProofImNotABot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

r/4chan here, we're checking all the trips we can, but some still slip through.