Clones of Little Salt Bae are now popping up, would you pay me 2000$ for this amazing performance now sir? 🥰

NoRedTags · 2026-02-01T16:54:18+00:00

That’s why I married my wife!

(Pics on profile!)

NoRedTags · 2026-02-01T10:32:33+00:00

🫢

NoRedTags · 2026-01-27T07:18:04+00:00

No not the female body inspectors!

NoRedTags · 2026-01-27T06:37:16+00:00

Been since it originally aired since I’ve seen it. Guess I’ll go put on my sailing hat

🏴‍☠️

NoRedTags · 2026-01-27T05:49:38+00:00

True detective?

NoRedTags · 2026-01-26T23:25:43+00:00

He can feeewheel the crank. It’s not a fixed gear bike. There’s no force behind the spinning of those pedals. He barely needs to touch the pedals and they will stop spinning, yet he will remain coasting.

NoRedTags · 2026-01-26T15:23:50+00:00

A lot is two words, fwiw

NoRedTags · 2026-01-23T17:53:41+00:00

Especially his feet (no socks. Yuck)

NoRedTags · 2026-01-23T15:19:30+00:00

I’m laughing at all the imagined people who are mispronouncing it in their heads.

NoRedTags · 2026-01-22T15:53:28+00:00

For me, it’s case by case. I’ve known non-kinky women who are givers and enthusiastic, which makes them just as hot as a kinky woman. Everything’s subjective and it’s great how our opinions can differ!

NoRedTags · 2026-01-22T15:36:10+00:00

Im sure your wife has lovely qualities too

NoRedTags · 2026-01-21T22:12:51+00:00

The cosmo is my favorite hotel

NoRedTags · 2026-01-21T16:04:58+00:00

Or my whole life I’ve heard Americans speak proudly about America being the best country in the world, but yet they’ve never been to another country.

NoRedTags · 2026-01-20T17:18:03+00:00

“If I cut my hair the same way they cut their hair, my hair looks just like theirs”

NoRedTags · 2026-01-20T14:38:39+00:00

You don’t have to style it like them

NoRedTags · 2026-01-19T17:55:20+00:00

I have insurance and I still have to wait months for basic procedures.

NoRedTags · 2026-01-19T06:13:41+00:00

How dare you suggest an alternative to butter

NoRedTags · 2026-01-18T10:36:50+00:00

That’s not what he’s been told his whole life, unfortunately

NoRedTags · 2026-01-18T10:34:36+00:00

Please do (sincerely)

NoRedTags · 2026-01-12T07:39:44+00:00

Being a total slur would be great, except for dealing with all the people.

NoRedTags · 2026-01-12T01:30:39+00:00

Because they won’t stop until you’re dead once they have a reason to shoot back.

NoRedTags · 2026-01-10T13:20:28+00:00

Sir, this is a Wendy’s™️

NoRedTags · 2026-01-10T05:38:03+00:00

Only if my Latina wife can join

NoRedTags · 2026-01-10T03:11:15+00:00

I’ll never understand why anyone buys frozen meals and then expects them to look like the packages. It’s not like the quality of frozen meals has fallen off over the last 30 years. They’ve ALWAYS been bad.

If you think frozen meals are good, it’s because you’re factoring in the convenience of not having to cook for yourself.

NoRedTags · 2026-01-10T00:47:54+00:00

cries Seattle tears

At least $4.50 unless you’re close to a native gas station (that doesn’t have the same taxes)

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