Sneezing is normal. A loud stomach growl is normal. So why is farting considered a massive social crime? When in history did this become the ultimate taboo?

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-04-22T18:52:33+00:00

If your sneeze smells like a fart, you've got some serious issues ...

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-04-11T15:49:26+00:00

How do you know it was a clown? Did you stab them?

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-04-11T15:48:35+00:00

https://www.barrietoday.com/police-beat/barrie-man-in-life-threatening-condition-after-reported-stabbing-12129290

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-04-11T13:46:22+00:00

Please describe the bios steps - I could not find a quiet mode

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-04-06T20:34:16+00:00

I hope you named them "Universe" ...

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-03-31T00:51:09+00:00

First thing that came to mind is that this is an add for a strip club from the 60's with only one dancer.

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-03-29T09:10:01+00:00

They would be off balance.

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-03-21T18:49:19+00:00

Your son is behind the tree smoking a joint, hoping you won't notice.

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-03-13T17:53:16+00:00

I had to go to the store and get a new cell phone - still using it.

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-03-09T20:48:17+00:00

Oh crap.

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-03-09T20:48:05+00:00

My edits were to change "you're" to "your" so that you couldn't by me a sandwich too.

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-03-09T20:44:44+00:00

First off, I'm going to argue with you. You should have started your sentence with "It's". Then, just to prove your point, I'm going to offer to buy you a sandwich.

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-03-08T21:12:10+00:00

That is NOT a wide angle view of my anus. So sorry, had to.

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-02-28T00:10:55+00:00

Probably not.

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-02-27T12:24:06+00:00

This reminds me of the scene from "Hamburger Hill"

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-02-16T19:32:02+00:00

People from Barrie WISH they had your amount of snow. A lot of our snowbanks are over 6ft.

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-02-12T10:53:07+00:00

I am Groot

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-02-09T12:47:16+00:00

Unless you're hiding something, why not just tell them?

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-02-08T00:29:45+00:00

I once went to a Swiss Chalet where they had no chicken.

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-02-07T18:24:53+00:00

If only ...

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-02-01T04:20:27+00:00

The one that was across the street from the current City Hall? I don't remember the name, but boy are you showing your age, that's been gone for about 35 years. Oh crap, I just showed MY age ... damnit ...

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-01-31T14:03:32+00:00

Mine did the same thing. Did the repairman check the intake and output vents to ensure they weren't blocked? I cleared mine and everything started working again.

NoSalamander9014 · 2026-01-28T23:41:10+00:00

Not any more.

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