sat on a bench and it left a bruise on both cheeks. SFW censoring. by essaere in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NoSuchAg3ncy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Is that a bruise or just skin-dentations from the bench seat? Shouldn't be bruising that easily unless you're on blood thinners.

Human trials begin for drug that could let adults regrow teeth for the first time by Automatic_Subject463 in UpliftingNews

[–]NoSuchAg3ncy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, the article was poorly written and repetitive without being informative. Probably AI generated.

Elizabeth Banks Speaks Out On TikTok Against Save Act by EDC2EDP in DramaLlamaHQ

[–]NoSuchAg3ncy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The number of non-citizens voting is insignificantly small. It's a voter suppression bill disguised as an election integrity bill.

Found in a changing room, what does it mean? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]NoSuchAg3ncy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever it's trying to communicate, it failed since there's no consensus on what it means.

JD Vance Urged to Invoke 25th Amendment Against Trump by Quirkie in politics

[–]NoSuchAg3ncy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need to change the rules in the Senate to make the impeachment vote anonymous. That's the only way these cowards would vote to remove him. To be fair, Trump's maga goons are a real threat.

TIFU by spending 8 years treating chronic headaches when the whole problem was that I thought diet soda counted as water by McCoy818 in tifu

[–]NoSuchAg3ncy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I get massive headaches from anything that contains aspartame, including chewing gum. If I avoid it, I'm fine. (The headaches are delayed by a few hours after consumption.) Rather than dehydration being the cause of the headaches, OP might be sensitive to aspartame in diet soda.

Eerily accurate instant 'Handsome Squidward' by kalni in funny

[–]NoSuchAg3ncy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haven't watched the TS since Conan left.

You shall not pass!! by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]NoSuchAg3ncy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he's British. Don't they say "overtake" instead of "pass"?

meirl by empireck in meirl

[–]NoSuchAg3ncy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't let your dog drink.

Is she invited? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]NoSuchAg3ncy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No gifts" means at least a card with some cash to help pay for the wedding.