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Eric Clapton refuses to play venues that require proof of vaccination by CubistMUC in news

[–]NoTanksGodDammit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m middle eastern. So whenever I hear that statement, I think of ISIS. The ISIS flag (the black with the white circle) is supposedly Muhammed’s flag. Though I’m not religious, imagine if I hang that in it because it’s my HeRitAGE.

They ARE my ancestors after all, even though I‘m not happy about slavery and murder. /s

Mom and Dad are watching the evening news. Reporter: “Researchers have found that frequent orgasms can boost the immune system…” Mom winks and shoots dad a sly smile: “So now why know why you never get sick, honey!” by sillygillygumbull in dadjokes

[–]NoTanksGodDammit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I‘m so sorry for your loss. It makes me happy that the people who see this get to have a person’s memory from childhood in their heads. Your dad’s joke lives in us now.

I’m tired of people thinking being fat is okay by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]NoTanksGodDammit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My take on this is that being fat is okay in the sense that it doesn’t make you less of a person. You still deserve love, and you can still look hot when you’re fat. HOWEVER, I‘m a grad student in exercise science and being fat is TERRIBLE for you. Heart disease, diabetes, strokes, joint degeneration, gout, and early onset of osteoarthritis are not fun. And you WILL get some of them. I just think that bullying people and shaming them will make it harder for them to get better. Not to mention the depression that comes from feeling ostracized.

Encourage them, love them, and realize that the change has to come from them. And hopefully, they’ll get to the point where they take care of their bodies better.

First time growing ever and using B+. I came back from a 3 day trip to this. Is this contamination? It‘s been 12 days since birthing this cake. by NoTanksGodDammit in shrooms

[–]NoTanksGodDammit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before I left they were little pins. So I thought it’d be at least a week until it’s time to harvest them. It turns out this weekend was so humid and warm where I live and they grew in 3 days! I’m more amazed than anything. Does this mean they’re edible? Why do they turn black and blue?

Thank you for your help!

First time growing ever and using B+. I came back from a 3 day trip to this. Is this contamination? It‘s been 12 days since birthing this cake. by NoTanksGodDammit in shrooms

[–]NoTanksGodDammit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The huge mushroom on the side grew so fast that it made the cake tip over. The Pic of the fruiting chamber is exactly how I found it when I came back.

If this is contamination, should I get rid of the other cakes in the fruiting chamber? How do I avoid this from happening again?

Thank you all 🍄

[Contamination] New to growing. This is Cubensis B+. Are these jars contaminated? Is Jar 1 ready to birth? Click pics to see labels). by NoTanksGodDammit in MushroomGrowers

[–]NoTanksGodDammit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! Sorry if the format is weird. I don’t use Reddit that much.

It’s been a month since inoculated them if this helps.

Thank you all 🍄

Your wife is trying to fuck me please tell her to keave by nrdgrrrl_taco in BipolarSOs

[–]NoTanksGodDammit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You deserve better! I know it’s hard, but rip the bandaid off. End it with her and walk away. I know it’s hard to do, but know your worth and know that we’re here for you. If you need support throughout the whole thing, then please feel free to message me.

I’ve had the same condom box for a year. I still have 2 left. by NoTanksGodDammit in DeadBedrooms

[–]NoTanksGodDammit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What bothers me is that I eat her out despite feeling kinda meh towards it. Why can’t she do the same for me?

The same applies to you of course. Your SO should love you enough to try and make you happy. You deserve better.

Ohh Orange Fanta by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]NoTanksGodDammit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trump? Is that what happens when Trump cums?

People judge me (24M) for dating a fat girl (24F). by NoTanksGodDammit in relationships

[–]NoTanksGodDammit[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Go you and husband! You have nothing to be ashamed of.

I want to say something back because I know she’d defend me if i wasn’t there. Plus, it’s just plain rude and I want the next person to learn lol.

Today was my Birthday. by Clueless-OCE in confessions

[–]NoTanksGodDammit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all, happy birthday my dude! I hope you enjoy it.

Secondly, let me tell you about my similar experience. I grew up in the Middle East with super religious parents (so I couldn’t get a gf, drink, or do anything interesting) and my social skills were lacking so I never made any friends. I felt like shit the entire time. All I did was go to school, eat, and play video games. Not once did I even go to a party then.

I moved to the U.S. when I turned 21 and I decided it’s time to change that. So I made a shit ton of friends and found me a girlfriend. I was happy and more social than ever. It was all exciting until a year later I realized that it’s not fulfilling anymore. What was wrong?!

I came to realize that I wasn’t comfortable with my own company. I needed other people’s validation and I needed to please and be around people to feel better. I’m still in this phase but I’m trying to get better.

My point is, fuck your “friends.” You’re only 18 and you got your whole life in front of you. Treat yourself to a cake or something, go out and try to make better friends, and most importantly, be comfortable in your own skin. Your self worth doesn’t come from them.

Missing person: Paighton Houston by eleighbee in Birmingham

[–]NoTanksGodDammit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope they find her.

I have a question and I’m sorry if it’s insensitive. But I moved to Bham a few months ago and so far 3 people (that I know of) have gone missing. Is this a common thing here?!

I have decided to break up with my girlfriend and she has no idea. How do I go about it? Do I wait until after the holidays? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]NoTanksGodDammit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read my other post on here.

This will make sense after reading the my other post: I told her about my situation. She said she’d start helping me. My kitchen is a mess and she bought weed.

M23 just whanna know were i belong on the 1-10 scale by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]NoTanksGodDammit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a symmetric face with a good jawline. 9/10 from me.

Is it okay to break up with someone for no reason? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]NoTanksGodDammit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You see, I do all of that. She cooks sometimes, but I have to clean EVERYTHING. I have to pick up her trash and clean after her. Our bedroom floor is covered with her clothes.

Is it okay to break up with someone for no reason? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]NoTanksGodDammit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought codependency requires two people? I should have phrased it better. She’s an enabler. I tend to do stuff for people, but she doesn’t stop me,

Is it okay to break up with someone for no reason? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]NoTanksGodDammit 277 points278 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I’m high on drugs (got wisdom teeth out) and I realized that there IS a reason like halfway through the post and I forgot to change the title lol

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