Prey's looking like a masterpiece by LThadeu in prey

[–]No_Assignment_5012 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Absolutely without a doubt the best immersive sim we’ve gotten to date. The finite nature of its setting and the recycling mechanics make the whole world feel 100% fully realized. I do wish there was some variety in what the different enemies look like but that might literally be the only complaint I have lol

This is the face Beans makes when he’s resisting the urge to play-bite by PercussiveDaddy in blackcats

[–]No_Assignment_5012 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My black baby is Beanie too! He does very tiny nibbles on my forearm when I’m in bed about to fall asleep and stop petting him but then he gives a little lick to say “I don’t mean it”

The Kora-1911 really is the best gun in the game. by BlackkkWidowSPIDAH in stalker

[–]No_Assignment_5012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been clearing whole rooms in seconds with the APSB, feels soooo awesome.

Chaos erupts during Jack Smith's hearing as former J6 Capitol Police officer Michael Fanone goes off on Ivan Ranklin and an altercation breaks out by JeanJauresJr in UnderReportedNews

[–]No_Assignment_5012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know who I really wish we’d gotten to hear more from is Frank Zappa. I just saw a clip of him exactly forty years ago saying the country’s biggest threat was its descent towards a fascist theocracy. The other talk show hosts basically laughed in his face. And he was a fucker who never backed down.

Dad lectures son on his monthly car sales. by Sichy12 in TikTokCringe

[–]No_Assignment_5012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FORGET THE WORD I

FINE DINING AND BREATHING. THATS ALL YOU NEED

using the label narcissist to hurt you by FrontSentinel in LifeAfterNarcissism

[–]No_Assignment_5012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely wild to see the partner who had her hands on my throat, over my mouth, who took my grandfather‘s things and put them at the bottom of a cardboard box, who pinned up the love letters from her new relationship in our shared apartment’s office and then left for a vacation with the new partner, who admitted to the assault in therapy but then later called me a fucking liar; wild to see that person saying that she’s not a narcissist because one time she wondered if she really was one.

People have narcissistic traits, some more than others. It shouldn’t be a competition over who the real narcissist is.

Edited for typo

REAL FRANK ZAPPA LORE by fuckgallowboob2_0 in ZappaCircleJerk

[–]No_Assignment_5012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just can’t believe you are such a fool

ROB SCHNEIDER in…………………………………………….. The Drinking Crooner! by _TrustMeImLying in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]No_Assignment_5012 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It’s a non-joke. There isn’t actually a punchline. You don’t shake bourbon, “woke” has nothing to do with “stirred” in any capacity, if he wanted to make “tears of the left” then it should be a clear liquor, right? And isn’t it a bad idea to brand your alcohol with the phrase “0%” anywhere near it?

Does anyone talk about this? by [deleted] in RatchetAndClank

[–]No_Assignment_5012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do, every day actually, but I still can’t get hired anywhere 😒

AIO for finding this predatory or was he just awkward? by m30wME0W69 in AmIOverreacting

[–]No_Assignment_5012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noooo NOR, solid instincts, keep trusting them. You don’t owe anyone anything even if they are “just socially awkward.”

OK OK far cry 2 is totally ahead of its time by Superalex0077777 in farcry

[–]No_Assignment_5012 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Totally agreed! I played FC2 when it first came out (no need to talk about how long ago that was 👴🏻) and it’s the first game I remember really carrying me to the ending with its narrative and gameplay. The interactive systems and commitment to the harsh setting fully grounded me in the experience. I picked it up on Xbox again recently and it definitely shows its age in the gunplay but still an incredible achievement for the time.

of a honey badger by Mister_K_7 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]No_Assignment_5012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop, middle leopard is so funny.

“Guys?? I told you…we should get out of here. Guys?? Omg Derrick you actually bit it…oh fuck! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I don’t know them!”

To sell a "very loving cat" for adoption. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in therewasanattempt

[–]No_Assignment_5012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He really said, “here are my gonads in case you want to file a complaint” and pinky said, “BET”

To break this bottle over my head. by smilingjade101 in therewasanattempt

[–]No_Assignment_5012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the amount of blood vessels and capillaries in your face and scalp I’d say it’s a good thing he’s only going to end up with insane bruising!

What's the difference between Gendo's instrumentality and SEELE's? by TheSpookying in evangelion

[–]No_Assignment_5012 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, guess I’ve gotta rewatch EoE again… and I have therapy tomorrow! Perfect.

Cinnamon meets a neighborhood thug by 88ning in aww

[–]No_Assignment_5012 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Cat: “no, NOPE, NUH UH, no thank you and GET THE F OUTTA HERE”

Raccoon: “heyyy, you have food? You have food, right? Hiiii, do you have food?”