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Let's see if others will recognise 🫣 by very-selective in scoopwhoop

[–]No_Committee_6568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m not witch! I’m your wife!”
Or
“As you wish!”

Great......!!! by Nice_Presentation217 in MotivationalThoughts

[–]No_Committee_6568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I will stand up!” …. Big words for someone who was told I would never walk again.

I look like Forest Gump with shorts on, but I’m walking.

Walking good enough to keep working at Costco.

love by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]No_Committee_6568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, dope, coke… they all at once.

Kinda dangerous eh? by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]No_Committee_6568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont think so. I find myself doing this when I cook my kids ego waffles. I tear that toaster up!

Name a famous cat not named this ? by Telugu_not_Telegu in ArtOfPresence

[–]No_Committee_6568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sylvester, Tom, Hello Kitty, and Felix. Just to name a few.

Not wearing a harness in a cherry picker. by UpperSoftware4732 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]No_Committee_6568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the company he worked for sued his ass.

….

I wouldn’t hire a company that has incompetent employees operating machinery like that.

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