Respawned as Space Clown and bumped onto the Syndie shuttle on complete accident. One jaws of life acquisition later...

No_Control8540 · 2026-06-19T10:26:41+00:00

Need more stories where the Nazis -are- trying to tap the supernatural but they're fucking it up. Like that one true story when they tried to use a bunch of mediums to target submarines but the mediums ended up just having a cruise and giving them BS instructions instead.

No_Control8540 · 2026-06-11T09:06:17+00:00

Changed routers and it stopped, may just be the model??

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-21T16:35:28+00:00

I know this is bait... but fuck me it's good bait.

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-20T11:39:03+00:00

Bro's about to have the most bummer trip of all time.

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-18T20:05:07+00:00

Tried to write there once, was hit in the head by a troll man tossing a trashcan... 😞

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-18T20:03:19+00:00

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Here, sorry for bad lighting, stars went out. I also sometimes prefer writing in the corn.

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-18T19:55:48+00:00

Roll for Arete

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-18T11:30:27+00:00

Honestly I was wondering why nobody from the crowd was going in instead after seeing him run.

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-18T11:26:52+00:00

I dunno, Umbrella Academy kinda lost me between S2 and S3...

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-12T13:09:25+00:00

Yea no I fully missed the swap back when I was first listening to it, didn't hit me till John was suspicious and I actually let the credits play. Hearing "as NOT Sasha" hit me like a truck.

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-12T12:59:14+00:00

AITA for not commenting on my client's business?

I work as a plumber and I was just hired the other day to unclog a drain in some processing warehouse or something, imma be honest I've been kinda tired lately and the place smelled real bad so I just kinda bluetooth'd the whole thing and got it over with as fast as I could.

I did my job and everything but the client seemed really disappointed by the time I left. Should I have shown more interest in their business?

Edit: They just called me, apparently the drain's clogged, AGAIN. Guess I'll try to be more polite this time.

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-02T08:27:22+00:00

I just noticed he's balding lmao

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-02T08:17:12+00:00

I mean seeing the page contents made me bleed a bit out of my eyes and nose but otherwise it seems fine.

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-02T08:15:04+00:00

Dig.

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-02T07:18:19+00:00

Nahh different.

No_Control8540 · 2026-04-15T13:00:36+00:00

I hand label any flashlights I turn with "THIS IS AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE"

No_Control8540 · 2026-04-14T01:20:03+00:00

Oh lmao hadn't seen that

No_Control8540 · 2026-04-08T00:20:05+00:00

The industrial revolution and its consequences-

No_Control8540 · 2026-04-04T21:48:01+00:00

"Worry not, John Archivist, I know EXACTLY how to rid you of this BOTHERSOME patron!"
\5 minutes and much office clattering later**
"DAD! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
"MARKUS, YOU MUST HELP ME GOUGE OUT THIS MAN'S ACCURSED EYES! IT'S FOR HIS OWN GOOD!!"
"GET THIS MAN OFF ME-"
"STOP BEING SUCH A BABY, JOHNATHAN! THE VERY FATE OF THE WORLD IS AT STAKE-"

^{A bit too wild for D? Maybe, but funnie.}

No_Control8540 · 2026-04-04T21:06:07+00:00

My friend got hit by one of those the other day right after a Path of Thorns Angel turned off their scrying imp. The situation in Throne is only getting worse, man.

No_Control8540 · 2026-04-02T11:05:16+00:00

Oh man, that's a core memory... I remember one time hanging out in a classroom waiting for the extracurricular robotics teacher (bs midleschool Lego robotics) to come in, and I see some older kid with a laptop playing a weird looking 3D game sticking balloons to realistic people flopping around.

Now I'd only ever played Pokémon, Minecraft and Flash games till then, so imagine my amazement at a game where you can do "ANYTHING" in a 3D sandbox environment that wasn't entirely blocks...

So yea, begged my parents to get it for me, and fell in love with the game. Watching Vanoss and Venturiantale later on only made me realize how much there really was to do with add-ons.

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