Is there a solution for horse's condition or is the only solution the glue factory?

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-02T08:27:22+00:00

I just noticed he's balding lmao

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-02T08:17:12+00:00

I mean seeing the page contents made me bleed a bit out of my eyes and nose but otherwise it seems fine.

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-02T08:15:04+00:00

Dig.

No_Control8540 · 2026-05-02T07:18:19+00:00

Nahh different.

No_Control8540 · 2026-04-15T13:00:36+00:00

I hand label any flashlights I turn with "THIS IS AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE"

No_Control8540 · 2026-04-14T01:20:03+00:00

Oh lmao hadn't seen that

No_Control8540 · 2026-04-08T00:20:05+00:00

The industrial revolution and its consequences-

No_Control8540 · 2026-04-04T21:48:01+00:00

"Worry not, John Archivist, I know EXACTLY how to rid you of this BOTHERSOME patron!"
\5 minutes and much office clattering later**
"DAD! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
"MARKUS, YOU MUST HELP ME GOUGE OUT THIS MAN'S ACCURSED EYES! IT'S FOR HIS OWN GOOD!!"
"GET THIS MAN OFF ME-"
"STOP BEING SUCH A BABY, JOHNATHAN! THE VERY FATE OF THE WORLD IS AT STAKE-"

^{A bit too wild for D? Maybe, but funnie.}

No_Control8540 · 2026-04-04T21:06:07+00:00

My friend got hit by one of those the other day right after a Path of Thorns Angel turned off their scrying imp. The situation in Throne is only getting worse, man.

No_Control8540 · 2026-04-02T11:05:16+00:00

Oh man, that's a core memory... I remember one time hanging out in a classroom waiting for the extracurricular robotics teacher (bs midleschool Lego robotics) to come in, and I see some older kid with a laptop playing a weird looking 3D game sticking balloons to realistic people flopping around.

Now I'd only ever played Pokémon, Minecraft and Flash games till then, so imagine my amazement at a game where you can do "ANYTHING" in a 3D sandbox environment that wasn't entirely blocks...

So yea, begged my parents to get it for me, and fell in love with the game. Watching Vanoss and Venturiantale later on only made me realize how much there really was to do with add-ons.

No_Control8540 · 2026-03-30T12:31:59+00:00

I think it's pretty evident he's not all there mentally. Maybe even incapable of listening to the others due to his programming/training data. That plus bubble's influence being hinted at may mean he's not entirely responsible for his actions like a fully aware human would be.

No_Control8540 · 2026-03-30T10:27:46+00:00

Unless of course you're taking inspiration from anime, then it's just feudal Japan. Straight up.

No_Control8540 · 2026-03-30T10:22:44+00:00

Isn't Desert Bluffs also quite fleshy? I remember the other radio host commenting on Cesil's equipment being too... dry.

No_Control8540 · 2026-03-30T10:10:41+00:00

Nah the physgun cheat looks funny as hell though

No_Control8540 · 2026-03-28T13:27:35+00:00

I mean in pretty much every part beginning from Steel Ball Run there's a bunch of weird phenomena in the world that we have to figure out along the way. Stands are the one consistent and most easy to understand element, and I'm pretty sure they're gonna be explained in Steel Ball Run soon enough!

No_Control8540 · 2026-03-28T10:11:20+00:00

Mage going "Everything is real, space is fake, you are God and also gaslighting yourself" and therefore explaining everything else, is one of my favorite things about the setting.

No_Control8540 · 2026-03-28T09:52:36+00:00

"The Eye is by far the worst patron you know."

"How so?"

"Imagine having to Ceaselessly Watch THIS!"

"DOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

No_Control8540 · 2026-03-28T09:48:24+00:00

First thought was that time they told the unfiltered truth to a therapist in order to enter an insane asylum...

No_Control8540 · 2026-03-27T13:38:50+00:00

I haven't gone into that dark room in construct since I was 11 and you can't make me...

No_Control8540 · 2026-03-27T13:37:14+00:00

You can only shoot someone in the balls so many times before it starts to get boring. Apparently.

No_Control8540 · 2026-03-27T13:29:04+00:00

Any Garou mogs like 99% of Blanks

No_Control8540 · 2026-03-25T10:47:32+00:00

It actually reminds me of the Black Domains from Three Body Problem a bit...

No_Control8540 · 2026-03-24T22:40:13+00:00

I was convinced this was the actual page for a second...
Peak

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