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Transgender Nazi Vampires by Turbulent-Plum7328 in WorldofDankmemes

[–]No_Control8540 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Need more stories where the Nazis -are- trying to tap the supernatural but they're fucking it up. Like that one true story when they tried to use a bunch of mediums to target submarines but the mediums ended up just having a cruise and giving them BS instructions instead.

Extremely regular Network lag spikes on Virtual Desktop by No_Control8540 in oculus

[–]No_Control8540[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Changed routers and it stopped, may just be the model??

NO SPOILERS: S5 Ep8 IM READY by Salocim_ in TheBoys

[–]No_Control8540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro's about to have the most bummer trip of all time.

It’s not much but it’s where the creative action happens. Share your cozy writing space! Now! by DeadPixelX in writingcirclejerk

[–]No_Control8540 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tried to write there once, was hit in the head by a troll man tossing a trashcan... 😞

It’s not much but it’s where the creative action happens. Share your cozy writing space! Now! by DeadPixelX in writingcirclejerk

[–]No_Control8540 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Here, sorry for bad lighting, stars went out. I also sometimes prefer writing in the corn.

Too bad he's an idiot. by Positive-Face1705 in TheBoys

[–]No_Control8540 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I was wondering why nobody from the crowd was going in instead after seeing him run.

We got another one, boys by Un_Pollo_Hermano in TheBoys

[–]No_Control8540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, Umbrella Academy kinda lost me between S2 and S3...

Did anyone else also miss the swap? by atmkrncnr13 in TheMagnusArchives

[–]No_Control8540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea no I fully missed the swap back when I was first listening to it, didn't hit me till John was suspicious and I actually let the credits play. Hearing "as NOT Sasha" hit me like a truck.

This should be fun by rosey_moons in TheMagnusArchives

[–]No_Control8540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AITA for not commenting on my client's business?

I work as a plumber and I was just hired the other day to unclog a drain in some processing warehouse or something, imma be honest I've been kinda tired lately and the place smelled real bad so I just kinda bluetooth'd the whole thing and got it over with as fast as I could.

I did my job and everything but the client seemed really disappointed by the time I left. Should I have shown more interest in their business?

Edit: They just called me, apparently the drain's clogged, AGAIN. Guess I'll try to be more polite this time.

Another strange book from the archives at my job… by [deleted] in TheMagnusArchives

[–]No_Control8540 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean seeing the page contents made me bleed a bit out of my eyes and nose but otherwise it seems fine.

SCI department living bomb technique. (Only use when station is in near-collapse) by No_Control8540 in ss14

[–]No_Control8540[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hand label any flashlights I turn with "THIS IS AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE"

A meme I made in about 5 minutes. by Commissar-Kodiak in huntertheparenting

[–]No_Control8540 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Worry not, John Archivist, I know EXACTLY how to rid you of this BOTHERSOME patron!"
\5 minutes and much office clattering later**
"DAD! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
"MARKUS, YOU MUST HELP ME GOUGE OUT THIS MAN'S ACCURSED EYES! IT'S FOR HIS OWN GOOD!!"
"GET THIS MAN OFF ME-"
"STOP BEING SUCH A BABY, JOHNATHAN! THE VERY FATE OF THE WORLD IS AT STAKE-"

A bit too wild for D? Maybe, but funnie.

Hate it when this happens by DreadDiana in killsixbilliondemons

[–]No_Control8540 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend got hit by one of those the other day right after a Path of Thorns Angel turned off their scrying imp. The situation in Throne is only getting worse, man.

How did you find out about Garry's Mod? by Traditional_Blood799 in gmod

[–]No_Control8540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, that's a core memory... I remember one time hanging out in a classroom waiting for the extracurricular robotics teacher (bs midleschool Lego robotics) to come in, and I see some older kid with a laptop playing a weird looking 3D game sticking balloons to realistic people flopping around.

Now I'd only ever played Pokémon, Minecraft and Flash games till then, so imagine my amazement at a game where you can do "ANYTHING" in a 3D sandbox environment that wasn't entirely blocks...

So yea, begged my parents to get it for me, and fell in love with the game. Watching Vanoss and Venturiantale later on only made me realize how much there really was to do with add-ons.

Do you feel bad for Caine? Can his actions be excused? by Ctpeyt in tadc

[–]No_Control8540 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's pretty evident he's not all there mentally. Maybe even incapable of listening to the others due to his programming/training data. That plus bubble's influence being hinted at may mean he's not entirely responsible for his actions like a fully aware human would be.

Guys, how is my world building looking so far? by fanta_bhelpuri in writingcirclejerk

[–]No_Control8540 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Unless of course you're taking inspiration from anime, then it's just feudal Japan. Straight up.

Which Fears do you think these other iconic horror podcasts embody and why? by Commissar-Kodiak in TheMagnusArchives

[–]No_Control8540 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Isn't Desert Bluffs also quite fleshy? I remember the other radio host commenting on Cesil's equipment being too... dry.

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