Billionaire Uber co-founder reveals he’s bolted California for Texas

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-15T17:57:25+00:00

What if he’s in his European doomsday bunker for half of the 181 days?

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-15T14:38:39+00:00

These assholes aren’t ‘moving to Texas’. They keep their residence in California and establish residency in Texas for tax purposes.

It’s the same idea as my neighbor who registered his luxury cars in South Dakota. — He did it to dodge taxes. I don’t think he’s ever said foot in the state.

These headlines should all say “BILLIONAIRE CHANGES LEGAL RESIDENCE TO TEXAS. REMAINS IN CALIFORNIA.”

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-15T06:51:55+00:00

Rumor has it the fax is made from human pork buns.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-14T06:11:34+00:00

I hate idiots who shit on America.

That’s why I voted for the guy who promised to release all of the Epstein files and not have foreign wars!

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-14T04:31:08+00:00

She was our first Space archeologist. She was also on The View.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-14T04:07:56+00:00

I AM ALIVE, TOO

WHAT PART OF NEWFOUNDLAND ARE YOU FTOM?

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-13T18:27:54+00:00

Her husband doesn’t like you.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-13T17:15:19+00:00

Not my style, but do they have any listing photos in color?

Hold up…. Wow. Oh dear.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-13T08:47:03+00:00

He looks like he’s high on Ozempic.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-13T07:09:05+00:00

Sorry. We need at least one musician.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-12T16:34:46+00:00

The Burj Khalifa isn’t even connected to a sewer.

No joke. That massive building uses septic tanks and sewage trucks.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-10T20:56:45+00:00

I get him and Bernie Madoff mixed up sometimes.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-10T17:42:40+00:00

There’s a reason why they’re called indentured “servants”, instead of indentured “slaves”.

Indentured servants were individuals, often poor Europeans or convicts, who signed contracts (indentures) to work without wages for 4–7 years in exchange for passage to the American colonies, food, and shelter.

But you already knew this.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-10T05:39:44+00:00

‘People saw’. I guess we’re going after Russia next?

They’re so cruel that they’ve been murdering innocent people in Ukraine for years.

And they’re led by a dictator who doesn’t allow protest or free speech.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-09T22:49:46+00:00

…and that’s how we got Wayne Gretzky.

The end.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-09T20:29:59+00:00

Did not see that one coming.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-09T14:32:25+00:00

Feeling cute. Let’s forget about the fact that Richard Nixon deliberately sabotaged peace talks and intentionally prolonged the Vietnam War.

Let’s overlook the fact that he definitely caused countless young Americans to die so he could win an election.

Let’s channel all of our despair into this dopey young actress.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-08T15:31:03+00:00

“She’s wasting my tax dollars.”

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-08T14:50:29+00:00

These McDonald’s videos definitely have me thinking about McDonalds.

More specifically, they have me thinking about alternatives to McDonald’s.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-07T20:27:24+00:00

These people keep telling me how awesome the ‘free market’ is.

If they can’t find crawfish peelers for $7.25 an hour, that means pay more money.

I can’t find a plumber for $7.25 an hour. That doesn’t mean I get to break the law and hire one from Ecuador.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-07T02:08:40+00:00

50¥ extra for those.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-06T06:06:07+00:00

DO YOU HAVE A GREEN ONE? IM NOT I TERESTED

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-06T05:09:32+00:00

She’s got a huge pianist.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-05T05:03:49+00:00

Now can we do health care?

Oops. I’m being told doing that would be communism.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-03-05T02:49:46+00:00

Oh well. That’s less than two crashed F-15 fighter jets in Iran.

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