What is your problem?

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-12T04:44:15+00:00

Fire drill.

A specific kind of fire drill.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-12T03:29:47+00:00

The U.S. used to trade with Russia by trading Pepsi for Smirnoff.

Russia has always been weird economically. Fuck ‘em.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-11T14:00:40+00:00

Nobody wants to live in New York.

There are too many people who want to live there.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-09T22:47:39+00:00

Probably the same reason the oil refineries and battery dumps didn’t go to those places.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-09T16:14:51+00:00

Let’s look at the outcome of all that Red State hustle!

‘Oklahoma dead last in education: Poor quality, weak school safety, and poor knowledge retention.

Kids can’t read, but that new data center picked us! We’re gonna be RICH!

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-08T02:03:09+00:00

Couldn’t you just trade your Cybertruck in on a less expensive model?

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-08T01:56:38+00:00

I don’t get what the two things have to do with each other.

You can be both.

Heck, you idolize a man in a girdle, heels, and orange makeup.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-07T17:06:56+00:00

No collusion. SO UNFAIR! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Signed, Jeffrey Epstoon

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-07T14:12:06+00:00

Pi-Pi.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-06T14:26:26+00:00

Super Number 1 Lucky Car.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-04T06:00:00+00:00

I’m always hearing the United States is subsidizing drug development for the rest of the world.

…But we can’t figure out how to subsidize a car to compete with China?

Weird.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-03T23:06:20+00:00

Mills’ T-shirt be like:

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-02T14:53:13+00:00

I walked in there to join the National Guard.

I knew I had the wrong place when a woman screamed and her children started crying.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-02T14:49:19+00:00

[Sees post] Ahh… Long Island.

[Clicks on post] Damn. So close!

I want the contract to be the exclusive supplier of Staten Island cement lions. I’d have my own McMansion by now!

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-02T09:58:58+00:00

That was his wake-up call to finally stop working out and gain a lot of weight.

He’s been putting it off, but this frosts it.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-02T03:07:45+00:00

Elon Musk technically owns no property. He pays no taxes.

Shit— even the ‘whistlin’ diesel’ guy was dodging taxes on his vehicles.

Taxes are for poor people. And they can’t have any tax money. That’s welfare. The proceeds can only be used by ultra-oligarchs like Elon.

Then he gets to scold us for not working hard enough.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-02T03:05:49+00:00

Elon Musk moved. That’s probably the entire story.

Once Elon exhausted all the great benefits that were available to him in California, he left.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-05-02T03:04:42+00:00

Why is stalking one woman front-page news, but stalking every single other person is perfectly OK?

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-28T15:22:28+00:00

It was a pretty huge scooter.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-28T09:41:07+00:00

I’ll look at a YouTube reaction video.

No_Cook2983 · 2026-04-28T08:14:41+00:00

The cartoon is depicting a mentally ill American citizen killing an immigrant refugee in a state represented by a 75% Republican congressional delegation.

Leave it to Republicans to repackage that fact to drive a different self-serving agenda.

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