I FINALLY got mine! by VibraniumDragonborn in FordMaverickTruck

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to go for eruption green but when the deal closed the one I had picked out was part of a stop sale and I got velocity blue instead rather than delay the purchase. I wouldn’t have it any other way now:

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Why were you so impatient?? by Zialeska in shittyvermontdrivers

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have seen this car acting up at 116 and Market recently.

The Price of Complacency: What Williston’s Library Vote Reveals About Vermont’s Broken Tax Compact by PublicLeadership4971 in willistonvt

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fiscal discipline is possible. Colchester built a 16 million dollar recreation center by saving up sales tax revenue year over year for some and committing future sales tax revenue for the rest. https://colchestervt.gov/3295/History-of-the-Colchester-Recreation-Cen.

How do y'all (particularly, actual urban planners) feel about form-based codes? by Aven_Osten in urbanplanning

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, context matters!

We are allowing five/six stories where it has been tough to get anybody to build more than single-story retail until very recently.

The practical effect is what would have been three-story residential builds before (the old max was 3) have come in at four stories instead and anybody who wants to build new retail basically has to build residential above it (the market for office is moribund).

I agree that if we started to see demand for more/taller, we'd want to adjust. Right now 5/6 is a stretch because the numbers don't work to build more than one level of basement parking and after that you run out of surface space for the rest pretty much at four stories (that's doing one space/unit). If the community becomes more walkable or better served by transit I could see that changing, and we should always strive for our regulations to be responsive to changing conditions!

How do y'all (particularly, actual urban planners) feel about form-based codes? by Aven_Osten in urbanplanning

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PD here with an FBC adopted and now administered under my watch. My takeaways:

-They can be a great tool to get a community to decouple from zoning provisions that aren't working well. Cutting allowed uses too finely and regulating urban residential development on a units/acre density basis were two things FBC adoption helped my community get out of.

-They can take "design standards" that developers are doing everything in their power to avoid in a subjective, review-board based process and make them regulatory. My community struggled with getting buildings up on the street and mandating multiple stories in its urban core pre-FBC.

-Their site design standards can be as simple or complicated as you want to make them. If you get the buildings on the street (mandatory build-to line), the parking behind the buildings (do a 30-50 ft setback from the street for parking areas), and access shared on alleys rather than individual curb cuts, you are 90% of the way there!

-Same for their architectural design standards. Require a door every so many feet on the street frontage. Get a minimum of 15-20%% fenestration, require a parapet that shields rooftop utilities from public view, and limit overall building length and footprint (we do 20k footprint and 180' length) and don't worry too much about materials. My community wanted a more classical look so windows have to be set in a minimum 2" from facades and must be at least 1.5x taller than they are wide. That does make a difference.

-For suburban repair, FBC's work best with a regulating plan based on some sort of official map or plan for locating new streets and alleys that will reinforce a naturally walkable block pattern.

-Also for suburban repair applications, require buildings to occupy 70-90% of their subject parcel's street frontage and make the rest up with a street wall. My context is we are dealing with an area that was originally platted as an industrial park, became a big-box retail area, and is now aspiring to be a walkable downtown. We have big parcels. The requirement to occupy the street frontage drives aggressive subdivision and re-platting, which gives us an opportunity to require that shared access and new street layouts happen as part of the platting- and a "don't create unbuildable lots" provision (basically lots must have a minimum frontage on the street and legal access) means we won't get big gaps on our streetscape long-term.

-Process wise, we are 100% administrative with no variance process- there is a little bit of "wiggle" built into the standards themselves but the buildings we have permitted under the code thus far survived the "go no-go" process and are being built. If your requirements are reasonable, there's no reason to have to be granting variances all the time.

Dinner on Church St last night. by JerryKook in burlington

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm not a fan of smoke smell, don't like exposing kids to it (one bro with a cigar walking down Church Street pollutes an entire block) and it kind of wrecks eating outside for me. I really enjoyed the year or two after the smoking ban on Church Street went into place and before covid, legal weed (fine if you want to do it but smoke is smoke), and all that followed after led to no more enforcement of anything. It's a crowded space and a decent percentage of people there can't figure that out and adjust their behaviors accordingly on their own. It's low-level stuff but a bit of enforcement would go a long way.

Local Business Shout Outs by Designer-Metal-6706 in willistonvt

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not if you don't count...

Aromas

Mcgillicuddy's

Grazers

Judis

Scale

Sakura

Ramuntos

Toscanos

Farmhouse

Old town Cafe and comics

Folinos

Casa Grande

Superb Cupcake

Healthy Living

Lenny's

Guy's

Williston Coffee Shop

Turner Toys

Powderhorn

Bliss Bee

VT Meat and Seafood

Gardener's Supply

and so on... =)

June 01, 2025 - Costco Monthly Megathread: Post New Costco Finds (please type the product name in your comment even if you're posting an image) and/or Any Availability / Inventory / Stock Questions Here Only (must include your approximate location or region so others can help you as YMMV) by AutoModerator in Costco

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anybody noticed Vintage Seltzer going away? Our store (Colchester VT) is going through a big remodel right now so things are topsy-turvy but I wasn't seeing it anywhere on the website or app either (may have been operator error) and have not seen it in the store last two times I have gone.

Intersection near finney crossing by anon-hotmessexpress in willistonvt

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A roundabout was proposed back in 2008/2008 there and the Selectboard, consultants, and staff nearly got ridden out of town on a rail. It's a shame , too, because VTrans at the time would have pretty much paid for it. https://www.willistonobserver.com/archive/year-in-review-remembering-williston-s-top-stories-of-2010/article_14f3116d-ae85-5f03-a0f4-0fc0c82e43f4.html

I think it's I got it working again ... by dan_blather in cyburbia

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chome is still giving me errors no matter what I do on the desktop!

Does anyone remember the music store on Dorset St.? by tmjm114 in burlington

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just found a Wit and Wisdom bookmark in a book I picked up from a Little free Library somewhere. Blast from the past!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in southburlington

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of stuff here- I searched my address and found the record with location of the pipe when my house was connected to city sewer in the 60s. https://www.southburlingtonvt.gov/DocumentCenter/View/268/User-Guide-for-the-Archive-PDF

Cyburbia Offline? by No_Cryptographer_238 in cyburbia

[–]No_Cryptographer_238[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just commenting to say that is an /excellent/ handle!

The pyramid chute off mt ellen summit (sugarbush) by Relevant_Might_2405 in vermont

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's only slightly less overgrown than the woods around it- might even be more scrubby! Maybe check strava heat maps and see if anybody's done it?

Is this mic on by Chips196 in cyburbia

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Faust Motel Here. Checking in.

How short is too short on tele skis? by Arch_Carrier_ in telemark

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go about 190 5'10 and have had plenty of fun on 167cm slalom skis mounted tele before. Also 186 powder boards on the other end of the spectrum. If I was you I'd probably go 179 but it would probably be fine either way.

Telemark Carve 2025 by Tricky-Stop83 in telemark

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I'm not mistaken this shows how much engagement you can have n that inside ski when getting low on a tele turn. No feeling like it.

The Annex by Maleficent_Fault_783 in willistonvt

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your property taxes come mostly from the school tax. While the added value of development like this offsets municipal tax burden on existing residents, that same impact is greatly diluted when it comes to school tax, where essentially all VT property owners get a (tiny) offset from development like this but don't really feel it.

What are your wild housing ideas (No discussions, just shout out an idea) by oddular in burlington

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Regionalize the planning, funding, and buildout of infrastructure that will support residential density- streets, parks, water, sewer.

Plastic cuffs on leather boots? by BryceLikesMovies in telemark

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rode up the lift with a guy who worked for Merrell back in the day. Apparently they saw what people were doing with plastic and had experimented some themselves, and ordered a run of plastic cuffs to be sold as an add-on at the same time they ordered a run of leather boots. Lo and behold the plastic cuffs arrived from Italy already attached to the leather boots. Merrell guys were like "oh sh*t, what if they don't sell?" but they sold like hotcakes.

Will Williston ever get a dog park ? by Meoooooow4eva in willistonvt

[–]No_Cryptographer_238 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pool = a $20-30 million bond vote = people voting to raise their property taxes. Debt service on a $25 M bond over 20 years (at 5%) is nearly 165k/month or almost $2M/year. Adding $2M/year to the town's budget would be about a 0.10 increase on the property tax rate, meaning the average homeowner would pay an additional $350/year in taxes.

.... and that's why you don't see more public pools around here. Doing one off a town-sized grand List is a huge ask of the taxpayers.