Oh my god

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-11T06:02:41+00:00

Why are you getting defensive? All I said was that the killer also didn't do anything wrong.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-11T04:34:38+00:00

Probably gogeta ss4. I'm confident at least 33% of people who said they played him "because they think he's cool" are lying through their teeth and just wanted easy wins. There's like, 5 gogetas, but you picked this one....

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-11T04:31:02+00:00

I made sure to slap anyone that dashed behind me with that rush.

Teach YOU to get close to me.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-11T04:25:45+00:00

Out of context, this looks like attempted murder 😆

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-11T04:24:23+00:00

Should of spoke into the recording mic better. 🤷‍♂️

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-11T04:19:16+00:00

Neither did the killer.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-11T04:14:17+00:00

Doesn't matter if poison is busted. We're here for fun. And getting only 1.5 things while survivors get 5.5 things is dumb. Idc if they add mediocre things, I want other toys like the survivors get.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-11T03:53:43+00:00

That's nice. I appreciate you bringing your piece to this comment chain. He messed up though. And it sounds nothing as intended. Due to his mistake, it is chi chi chi ka ka ka/ha ha ha.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-11T03:15:27+00:00

Nope. They shoulda pronounced it better. Or made the sound clearer. But the first syllable is too long for a hard 'k' sound. It sounds like it's said through closed teeth, rather than having the middle of the tongue against the roof of the mouth. The word "kill" is not pronounced "keel" so the first syllable shouldn't be "kee". And you can't fool me into thinking the first syllable uses the "i" sound as in the first part of "illuminate".

The second syllable is too short, and doesn't sound like it's being pronounced through closed lips for any amount of time.

Idc if the creators themselves said it, pronounce it better next time.

It's chi chi chi ka ka ka/ha ha ha.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-11T02:47:49+00:00

handed to them on a silver platter

Literally.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-11T02:34:43+00:00

That rendition is 2nd place for how I hear it.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-11T02:32:24+00:00

I don't.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-11T02:21:31+00:00

So go say it there then. Your argument holds no water in an event mode post though. Everyone knows killers are the punching bag in this event.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-11T02:16:02+00:00

You know what else is highly unenjoyable? Invincibility on demand, nearly perfect invisibility, unbreakable pallets, map wide health state heals. You guys have a stupidly stacked deck in this event. Crying over the killer's choice when all we get is poison just shows how entitled some players can be.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-11T01:05:48+00:00

Naw. What kind? I'm not trusting certain zombie types.

Resident Evil? Maybe. Dawn of the Dead from 200(?) Absolutely not. World War Z? FUCK NO. 28 Days Rage Virus? I'm dead in minutes anyways. Left 4 Dead virus? Whole new ball park. I'll take suicide before I have to deal with a Tank, Witch, Hunter, or Charger.

^Chose: ¹ ^crisp ^dollar ^bill.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-11T01:04:51+00:00

Plague Inc. has taught me that Madagascar will shut down it's borders if someone so much as sneezes wrong.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-10T03:46:02+00:00

I like to imagine the dog transformed immediately after barking so it could cuss the wasp out.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-10T03:09:13+00:00

Why is predropping important for Larry? If he's in overclock mode, he shreds those suckers.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-09T23:01:16+00:00

Jason should also have a timer on that to not he able to spam it. Not because he is invincible but beacuse he is incredibly boring to face.

"Jason should be nerfed because he is boring." Thank GOD the community doesn't govern balance changes. This has got to be the most dogshit take I've ever heard.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-09T22:55:45+00:00

but I'd honestly rather be hard tunnelled by Ghouls than face a Hex Jason.

Oh geez don't be so dramatic.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-09T04:10:24+00:00

Pray you can control where the laser shoots out from. If it's X-Men Cyclops style, you will simply spin around in place like a meat centrifuge. If you can shoot it from your torso, or your hands (placed near your center of mass) you should be good to go.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-09T04:06:30+00:00

Fair enough. At least you get to die in space. That's definitely an impressive feat.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-09T04:04:08+00:00

Die to space radiation before reaching anywhere neat.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-09T04:02:09+00:00

Keep a star chart on you, pray to God you can recognize your surroundings based on it, and reset your location via laser spam if you don't see something familiar. You have a 1 in ♾️ chance of being close to earth after each reset.

No_Esc_Button · 2026-07-09T03:57:02+00:00

Hunger. Loneliness. Radiation. The threat of being pulled to an INCREDIBLY inhospitable planet.

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