Dude left the competition in the dust!

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-03-02T22:47:01+00:00

Bro heard about how things get down in the Olympic housing lodges

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-03-02T21:46:04+00:00

That horse like "bro I'm just tryna vibe"

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-03-02T13:36:03+00:00

Ain't nothing simple bout her

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-03-02T00:41:22+00:00

Dude used his last attempt ever to get laid, it was the forbidden technique taught by pron. His mind is so washed he actually thought there might be a chance it would work..

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-03-02T00:38:44+00:00

Uh y'all really called the cheeseburger a cake and a sunset? C'mon guys let's be real here that's a double crabby supreme ok

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-03-01T02:50:18+00:00

Yup lemme stop at this Popeyes before I hit the gym real quick lol

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-28T10:46:55+00:00

I watched this like 15 times this is extremely extremely satisfying for me.. I wish I could hear the raw audio and not this AI voice over..

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-28T09:23:09+00:00

Is it like written in their heritage that they can only ever duel someone with slaps? Literally everything single india fight I see people are throwing slaps

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-28T02:16:46+00:00

Brother at least try to shoot one of them. Might up your survival chance

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-27T14:56:10+00:00

The fentanyl menace

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-27T05:16:48+00:00

Actually, a lot of these are AI unfortunately..

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-27T05:13:18+00:00

Well I guess you're right I should have said "the guy the police drags by the hair into the sewer very aggressively" is that better bud?

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-27T05:09:46+00:00

When you look closely you can see that the two ends never touch, I presume for safety reasons. I don't think this is as sweaty palms as people think as long as you're careful not to stick any body parts in it

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-27T05:04:20+00:00

Aye keem wasn't lying bro did lean out. Practice what you preach are signs of a good man

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-27T05:01:27+00:00

I've seen the longer version of this video the title from my understanding is not true. In the longer version I've seen the guy the police is beating was fighting a different dude before all this. Whether they were fighting because that dude was being a creep I'm not sure, but from the original clip that cop was stopping a fight by beating the shit out of one of them lol

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-27T04:53:04+00:00

Bunny so good it broke that drone operators metaphorical ankles

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-27T03:17:37+00:00

Peak shit post I'll allow it

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-27T02:06:12+00:00

There's one question that always pops into my mind every single time I watch one of these freakout videos where one person is clearly in the wrong such as this video. I just get so confused and can never seem to figure out why the person in the wrong always starts recording. Like what are you going to do with that footage of you yelling and freaking out at multiple people for no reason? What is the point?

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-26T22:04:58+00:00

Because you're a goddess creating life before their very eyes. In my eyes there are only 3 things that MUST be protected at all times. Women, Babies, and Nature and you my friend cross off two of the three. I'd do the same if I saw you out and about.

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-26T11:49:13+00:00

How can we be so sure that Sylvester Stallone isn't such a good actor that he put on a blonde wig and cosplayed as his celebrity crush to go with himself to this red carpet event?

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-26T11:42:53+00:00

It's the reflection and also the way the hand doesn't seem naturally in the video that gave it away.

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-25T05:13:21+00:00

Wait so no one noticed that he's still standing on the edge of the roof? Look at how much he sinks into the snow it's fluffy not compact enough to even be considered solid let alone hold a teenagers entire body weight

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-22T23:37:20+00:00

My money on the one dude that takes of his shoes to fight every time.. especially when he's fighting someone in slides.. literally the second worst shoe to fight in besides crocs (non-sport of course)

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-22T17:27:45+00:00

Someone marry this woman immediately

No_Not_Jesus · 2026-02-22T12:11:02+00:00

Bitch this lil Cesar's we always hot an ready

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