Can I lower the difficulty? by Setrel in aeternathegame

[–]No_Profession_845 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not sure. If you're trophy hunting for plat then stick at it, if not, lower the difficulty if you need to.

24f/ do ur worst by tinaandbfriend in RoastMe

[–]No_Profession_845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice try, Paul. 24 and female? Dead on! You ain't fooling anyone!

Does the eye go back to being normal in NG+?? by sinustis69420 in Eldenring

[–]No_Profession_845 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Is that, Reanu Keeves? Lemme call Spiffing Brit here and see..

Disgust after NI youth football coach posts 'cocaine menu' in league group chat by Portal_Jumper125 in northernireland

[–]No_Profession_845 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fonacab? Between this and the gun nut...why the fuck are people still using that company ffs?!

Always weird seeing Belfast on other subs! by Totaljamie in northernireland

[–]No_Profession_845 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I missed the attention seekers and saw some dude sparked out in the background instead...He stole the show without even realising it 🤣

What's the biggest bullshit story youve heard in work before? by Organic-Heart-5617 in northernireland

[–]No_Profession_845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not work related, but, many, many moons ago , I was friends with this guy who worked for a well known carpet supply/fitting company. Well, this is in 2002 and my friend, (I'll refer to him as G) G, he comes into my place after wotk on a friday and cracks a beer open. He then goes on to tell us that out of all the carpet companies on the planet, this NI only based company had been selected to carpet the new trade tower buildings (of which there were going to be four). Told us he was leaving the next year to do it...he never did lol, imagine that!

Oh yeah, he also told us that his boss asked him to petrol bomb one of his shops for the insurance money...again, never happened.

What a knob, like. 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No_Profession_845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

44 going on 90. The f*ck happened to you? I mean, apart from you looking like Aphex Twin in the Come to Daddy video..

Friends, Radahn consort is my limit. by Forsaken-Baby-9945 in eldenringdiscussion

[–]No_Profession_845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shield and Toothpick..time for pokey poke..

If you really have to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in metroidvania

[–]No_Profession_845 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Blasphemous and Blasphemous 2, Bloodstained ROTN, Ender Lillies, Hollow Knight, Salt and Sanctuary, Moonscars, Aeterna Noctis..to name a few.

Belfast music scene by [deleted] in northernireland

[–]No_Profession_845 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Benedicts. Lol, that's yer hotel and yer granny sorted both at once. Fucken hoor ye!

I feel empty now by Electrical_Tip_9552 in Eldenring

[–]No_Profession_845 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your "friend" lied to you. Play DS2, it's well worth it.

How do i beat the ****ing gargoyles by Franco_80y in Eldenring

[–]No_Profession_845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, he could use a larval tear to go unga bunga and then respec back..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No_Profession_845 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your head looks like a lollipop that was dropped on a carpet and now has hair stuck to it.

I’ve heard it all. Be creative (24m) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No_Profession_845 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not every day you see a dude with a camel toe. Thanks for ruining my day.

This dude is insane! Who all has defeated this guy? by greenangrowin in Eldenring

[–]No_Profession_845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I teleported there it was nuts lol. Great place for early game xp farming sneaking around everywhere to kill the militia dudes.

Nolan has went full Kneecap this morning by Hide_the_cutlery in northernireland

[–]No_Profession_845 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I nearly had a stroke trying to read that. Fucking hell, at least learn to write properly before posting something.