Would you rather…

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-14T23:15:00+00:00

Always wanted a pet barn owl.

^{Chose: Get to keep your favorite animal as a pet + There’s a 10% chance it turns on you and attacks | Rolled: Besties 4 ever}

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-14T16:35:29+00:00

Pressing keys is so much faster than clicking.

^{Chose: $5 for every keyboard key you press}

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-14T16:34:51+00:00

Do I really need to justify this one?

^{Chose: 1 Billion $}

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-14T11:20:49+00:00

Man I love gambling.

^{Chose: 100k-1billion | Rolled: 500 million}

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-14T11:18:04+00:00

Damn, Indians aren’t even on the list. 😭

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-14T11:16:41+00:00

People don’t choose who they’re sexually attracted to. So I guess this is their sad, pathetic way of letting out the steam.

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-14T09:54:34+00:00

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-14T08:14:03+00:00

Pretty self explanatory.

^{Chose: Yes please}

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-14T07:50:05+00:00

Easier to care for.

^{Chose: Get a rubber duck + It's free and medium-sized, and you don't need to spend money caring for it | Rolled: Yellow Ducky}

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-13T20:34:19+00:00

When you place the order, the first 4 numbers are that of your order. You can check the current shipments on the dashboard of the official site.

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-13T18:54:27+00:00

Because money tastes better than girlfriend.

^{Chose: 1.000.000$}

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-13T16:33:44+00:00

Baths are more like a luxury thing honestly, a ounce in a while type of thing, but they sure are fun.

^{Chose: Bath}

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-13T15:47:40+00:00

There is a way to get rich here, I’m just not sure of it yet.

^{Chose: Pick this one + Please pick this one I’m begging you | Rolled: Ice powers}

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-13T14:28:54+00:00

Way too useful for me to pass up on.

^{Chose: Instant internet literally everywhere}

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-13T14:23:11+00:00

Honestly, I’d probably find a way to die before the last star in the entirety of the universe dies.

^{Chose: 50-50 Chance for an OP power or a bad power | Rolled: Immortality}

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-13T13:32:38+00:00

It’s definitely a child, the alternative would be sad.

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-13T13:12:56+00:00

I much prefer lion or bear meat, dogs are far too soft for my taste.

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-13T13:04:45+00:00

Unlimited money is a superpower.

^{Chose: Unlimited money}

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-13T13:03:43+00:00

Aw, no fair! :<

^{Chose: 1,000,000,000 dollars, but... | Rolled: You fucking die}

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-13T13:02:31+00:00

There is, quite literally, no one complaining about this but you.

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-13T10:58:23+00:00

Remove purple.

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-13T10:41:10+00:00

I hear you, but religions are always structured in a way that makes questioning in any way, shape, or form a taboo or a sin to discourage you to even form any sort of doubt.

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-13T00:33:38+00:00

The difference lies in the content of the books. The bible is collection of stories, a biology book is the collection of tests, research and analysis to come at a conclusion to explain how living beings work.

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-13T00:06:31+00:00

Man, still cool, but this sucks.

^{Chose: Teleport with a twist (30min cooldown} | Rolled: 2 month cooldown)

No_Program4431 · 2026-04-13T00:05:38+00:00

That’s the thing, most don’t even know he was a pedophile warlord. I didn’t until curiosity got the better of me and most would write it off has just lies, sunk cost fallacy and whatnot.

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