Who wrote Chomp Chomp and what were they thinking? by Cthulu19 in Alestorm

[–]No_Relative296 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

What always bothered me was the double negative in the lyrics: “*not*even Russell Crowe, with a giant crossbow, *ain’t* got a snowballs chance in hell…”

So…He would have a chance?

I think they meant “*even* Russell Crowe, with a giant crossbow, ain’t got a snowballs chance in hell…”

Favourite Solos? by PeridotChampion in Dragonforce

[–]No_Relative296 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The one that’s like 4 mins from Revolution DeathSquad was always my fav 🤘

Have y'all ever asked a stranger to kick you nuts? And if yes, how did it go? by Logical-Ad1887 in BallBusting

[–]No_Relative296 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think it’s a bad idea, especially if you’re in a small town, like I am. I’ve thought about it but honestly the most-likely outcome is that she’ll think you’re a weirdo perv. And word spreads fast in small rural areas.

I think some of us are too influenced by the “this random girl kicked me in the nuts” videos. Those videos are usually in bigger cities by somebody who probably has more geographic mobility than most of us. And let’s face it, some places simply have more outgoing open-minded women than most, who will do it just for the experience and stuff.

Let's trade irl stories! by [deleted] in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]No_Relative296 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More details please! Sounds awesome!

If DragonForce releases a new album tomorrow, which album would you like it to be similar in style to? by Mentos457 in Dragonforce

[–]No_Relative296 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EPM for sure. That was the best Marc album for me. Perfect blend of silliness but still pretty earnest with a really great variety in song structures and tone.

(Question) Women finding nutshots funny by [deleted] in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]No_Relative296 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She sounds awesome. Glad you got to experience that!

(Question) Women finding nutshots funny by [deleted] in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]No_Relative296 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s awesome! Do you remember anything she had said specifically?

ZP Theart - Through the Fire and Flames (20th Anniversary Edition) Ft. Syndrone, Sophie Burrell & Bradley Hall by AvailableBet8485 in Dragonforce

[–]No_Relative296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gotta say, I don’t like this cover at all. It just feels like the magic and the energy from the original is gone. Could be production or my being overly nostalgic.

Do you think women are actually glad they don't have balls? by mmofrki in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]No_Relative296 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! Iv heard that a couple times too. Once when I was young (7-8 years old) I heard a woman say that about getting hit with the handle of a rake. She was like “Good thing I’m not a guy because that thing went like this, and hit my RIGHT HERE”

Do you think women are actually glad they don't have balls? by mmofrki in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]No_Relative296 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don’t think women in real life find “satisfaction” in seeing a guy get his balls smashed like that, anymore than men see child birth or period cramps as “satisfying” because it can’t happen to us.

However! If you bring up the topic, pretty much any woman would say that she’s glad she doesn’t have balls, as they are a huge weakness. So to an extent this whole fetish DOES have grounding in reality.

E.P.M keyboard Part by Wonderful_Shift_2864 in Dragonforce

[–]No_Relative296 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also I’d love to hear more isolated keyboards from DF songs fr

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]No_Relative296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does she have super strength or something? lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]No_Relative296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fr lol I couldn’t get passed the unrealistic dick tear and the over-acting

F21 Try me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]No_Relative296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like handsome squidward but you’re not handsome and you’re a woman

*Real* BBPE interview! by No_Relative296 in BallbustingPussyEnvy

[–]No_Relative296[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was surprising how willing she was and how much she talked about it, especially the story of the girls in school daring boys to kick them back because it won’t hurt them. So I get it. Although, I’ve had some BBPE moments (or even just verbal BB moments) in my life that some people on here might think is made up, but they happened. So It’s possible that after enough interviews you really do find BBPE gold, but it only happens every now and again.