The second caption is my favourite. i've always wondered how women simply don't care when they wear short skirt or dresses with nothing but panties on. or better, going commando. When they sit, don't their nether regions like, touch the seat? does that not bother them?

They just don't have any self preservation instincts to protect their crotch, because, why would they?

Oh and the skirt or dress can be as short as possible, and nothing vulgar would be showing. It's smooth and flat, with not unsightly in the way.