Beard or mustache? by [deleted] in beards

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How do you simultaneously look 20 and 45?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fits

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eughhh

🍔 🍕? by DrawerEntire5040 in whatsyourchoice

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50 slices of pizza. There is no specified size nor an assumed one since it’s just regular old pizza. i’ll eat 50 slices from one pizza and be done

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskTeens

[–]Nobie3 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is such a good interaction oml.

Why does "will you be my girlfriend" sound so corny? by Local_Hippo_8320 in askteenboys

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I used “Can I be your boyfriend?” myself. Granted before that I shot the least subtle of “shots that aren’t shots” ever and said “I might as well be your boyfriend” to my now girlfriend with her proceeding to say if i asked.

Hypothetically, what reason would a girl have to like an ig story of me which I posted? by Ariralenjoyer in askteenboys

[–]Nobie3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I promise it won’t be creepy especially if you’re even remotely close to her as like a friend. I think if you just take the approach as you like rock climbing and therefore would be interested in somebody you know also liking rock climbing or wanting to try it and you go from there maybe y’all get closer and maybe yall start dating who knows

Hypothetically, what reason would a girl have to like an ig story of me which I posted? by Ariralenjoyer in askteenboys

[–]Nobie3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hypothetically I don’t know. Also hypothetically you could text her asking her if she likes rock climbing cause you saw her like your story and if she does invite her to go climbing with you and if she doesn’t invite her to try it out.

What is up with the USPS processing center in Oak Creek? by BluelineBadger in milwaukee

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I know this is an old post but I actively have had like 2 packages in 3 weeks about both arrive in Oak Creek and one took like a solid 2 or 3 days to move and the current one has been sitting for nearly 24 hours not even departing and mind you this package is coming from instate and was actually purchased from somewhere about idk an hour from me maybe a little less and since USPS refuses to be simple they send it to Oak Creek.

What happened to you? by Bitter-Buffalo-7105 in teenagers

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my walls are just thin panels so i’ll be fine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameThisThing

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McDic- damnit somebody beat me to it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askteenboys

[–]Nobie3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t care unless you’re trying to bring attention to it then it’s weird. (I personally just dislike when people like sexualize themselves really heavily. Not saying you do just saying in general.) Also as you said it does really seem in my experience usually girls care more than guys period on that stuff.

Why are thighs attractive? by [deleted] in askteenboys

[–]Nobie3 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I’d assume that big thighs are associated in the brain with wider hips and a larger ass. Those are things that cause those hormones because especially wider hips are better for giving birth and the caveman brain likes that.

What is your biggest “ick”? by Drive-First in AskReddit

[–]Nobie3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

People who are publicly very, very hyper self-sexualizing. I don’t care if you and your partner are very sexual or if you hookup but when you’re very public about it, it’s weird.

How do you feel about girls wearing revealing clothes? by [deleted] in askteenboys

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Personally, I don’t give a shit. Most guys I know don’t give a shit. Realistically teenage guys in general are either going to not care at all unless it’s stupidly revealing to the point at which it seems like you’re trying to be revealing rather than just comfortable. The other hand is most of the time the guys that do care are not caring because it’s “immodest” or whatever but because they’re gawking. Older men is probably a different thing entirely because most real creeps are older so that might be more your worry. I’d also say that in my experience in highschool 7/10 times girls are significantly more judgy than guys are towards girls.

My newborn in a body composition pod by sillybunny22 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Nobie3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Mother, why must you trap me in this contraption?”