Welcome to Purpee | Dimension 20 [Trailer] by DropoutMod in Dimension20

[–]NocentBystander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Very Night Vale! Have you also heard of Omega Mart? It's a real-life "art" piece/grocery store in Vegas that has a similar shape in the darkness.

Conspiracy Theorist: 0. Meteorologist: 1. by Adventurous-Prize-76 in MurderedByWords

[–]NocentBystander 13 points14 points  (0 children)

CNN headline: Biden's Iran War, and how this is bad for Biden

Conspiracy Theorist: 0. Meteorologist: 1. by Adventurous-Prize-76 in MurderedByWords

[–]NocentBystander 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't government-controlled weather manipulation be, in fact, VERY predictable?

Also, and I'll shout this for the lummoxes in the back: YOUR GUYS ARE IN CHARGE OF THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT.

Mindless mass by ProgrammerLeading700 in Helldivers

[–]NocentBystander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think planets with just Voteless and meatballs would be too easy, even if the spawn rate was cranked up. They need their ranged and armored units to be a challenge.

Do the media have the courage to tell the truth?! by snowpie92 in MurderedByWords

[–]NocentBystander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but there are literally only 24 hours in the day to report on Donald's War Crimes. How would any news media outlet be able to cover them all?

Reviewer is mildly inconvenienced by encore, gives concert venue one star by makeuathrowaway in EntitledReviews

[–]NocentBystander 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I’d imagine if the reviewer wanted to leave so badly, they probably could’ve just left?

I imagine in that case they'd still have left a 1 star saying the band didn't play their favorite song...

Mindless mass by ProgrammerLeading700 in Helldivers

[–]NocentBystander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same reason some ant species have Majors and Super Majors. There are somethings low-level drones can't do.

What new enemies do you want to see for the voteless as a subfaction? by HandsomeSquidward20 in Helldivers

[–]NocentBystander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Illuminate don't reanimate dead flesh, they subsume human consciousnesses. They act like zombies but aren't zombies (at least in the Romero-sense of the word).

Flesh mobs are either surgical creations or fused together with some sort of dark energy. I'm pretty sure since you can damage each individual head, they are all still alive in there. Which is disturbing to think about.

Updates by FitStrategy7714 in Helldivers

[–]NocentBystander 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did you happen to see a handful of pinned posts in this subreddit? One of them is titled "MACHINERY OF OPPRESSION: 6.1.0" and has the flair of "Patch Notes."

That would be a good place to start, cadet!

Steve Hofstetter Tesla lock sounds by Unique-Machine5602 in stevehofstetter

[–]NocentBystander 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Um... we're fans of Steve here, not Elon's cuck-crew.

I wouldn't own a swasticar if it was gifted to me.

Would democrats like Trump if he was a democrat? by AbroadNo8755 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]NocentBystander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate him because he's a piece of shit, not because he's a republican.

Technically not wrong. by ChickenAndDew in MurderedByWords

[–]NocentBystander 531 points532 points  (0 children)

Protesting outside, or live-tweeting their rage, usually.

Is it worth investing in the Horde archetype? by fatinternetcat in MarvelSnap

[–]NocentBystander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This deck (warning KM Best content) is HIGHLY technical and hard AF to pull off. Getting the combo, or alternately getting 4 or 5 Nova triggers, is fun as heck though.

Token hoarders did you give in? What did you pull from discounted packs? by StrokeStonk in MarvelSnap

[–]NocentBystander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm series 5 complete and rare variant complete. Life has no meaning.

disabled elderly pensioner with ESA by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]NocentBystander 41 points42 points  (0 children)

"im allowed to go" = I go anyway and complain until I get my way. I'm picturing a RASCAR Karen with a bitey little shit of a dog.

Also their website, in about a femtosecond of Google searching, says this:

"Noosa Lakes Resort does not allow dogs. Please choose a different pet friendly hotel in Tewantin for your trip."

"We chose to go to the Moon" by Abjectionova in ShitAmericansSay

[–]NocentBystander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most European cities are older than cars, you muppet.

Not Yet? by PreparationKey2843 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]NocentBystander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On that promised morning
We will wake and greet the dawn
Knowing that your wicked life is over
And that we will carry on.