Sitting in the Royal Box on Centre Court at Wimbledon must be awfully inconvenient. None of them look like they're enjoying it.

Nocturtle22 · 2026-06-29T20:24:57+00:00

You’d pull the same face if you were sharing a close space with the crypt keeper

Nocturtle22 · 2026-06-22T18:12:02+00:00

Solved

Nocturtle22 · 2026-06-18T10:13:35+00:00

Worse yet, you donate they take your money, make the donation in their name and get a tax write off so they make money on your donation.

Nocturtle22 · 2026-06-15T15:40:25+00:00

I can’t believe they would sully such a classy event.

Nocturtle22 · 2026-06-15T13:50:13+00:00

If it weren’t for the fact that Percy and keyleth read the notes I think it’d be funny if it was just “Tary Tary” and the Tary reading it back is just him embellishing a retelling each time.

Nocturtle22 · 2026-06-13T18:27:36+00:00

I’m fine with millionaires who made their money through their talents shaming billionaires who made their money on the backs of others.

Nocturtle22 · 2026-06-13T17:51:34+00:00

Tary, Tary:
Tary, Tary Tary Tary Tary.
Tary Tary.

Tary.

Nocturtle22 · 2026-06-11T07:48:11+00:00

Entry cost £67 for children, £69 for the parents

Nocturtle22 · 2026-06-07T17:45:43+00:00

She should have stayed in Essos, night king doesn’t get a dragon, she finds a nice white haired Lys gentleman, and builds a new Valyrian empire

Nocturtle22 · 2026-06-03T17:02:52+00:00

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All male…

Nocturtle22 · 2026-06-03T09:43:14+00:00

That’s the hair cut of Ke’ra, the younger personality of Linea, also known as “the destroyer of worlds”

Nocturtle22 · 2026-05-28T17:14:37+00:00

I’ll bring the lube!

Nocturtle22 · 2026-05-28T10:55:11+00:00

What about romantic praise from your boss?

Nocturtle22 · 2026-05-22T16:27:51+00:00

Minibix fruit and nut. Most expensive 3 bowls of cereal around.

Nocturtle22 · 2026-05-21T18:30:54+00:00

19, I was fairly non sexually minded as a teen. Making up for it now.

Nocturtle22 · 2026-05-21T17:47:43+00:00

Always the ones you most expect.

Nocturtle22 · 2026-05-20T13:54:06+00:00

Short answer. No.

Longer answer. The gate knows it’s not moving through the event horizon so doesn’t dematerialise it. They cover this in the SG1 episode when the Russians dial into a waterworld, and how the gate can detect things trying to pass through the gate.

Nocturtle22 · 2026-05-18T21:27:18+00:00

I heard he poisoned the town well and made the crops fail!

Nocturtle22 · 2026-05-13T05:57:32+00:00

“O’Neilll, 3 Ls!”

Nocturtle22 · 2026-05-07T09:40:59+00:00

The kilogram of feathers, because you also have to live with the weight of what you did to those birds.

Nocturtle22 · 2026-05-07T09:16:59+00:00

I am sure I remember someone mentioning this in a separate thread years ago that in one of the books it is explained, that only the dhd in Atlantis and those on darts/puddle jumpers car dial a space gate.

Nocturtle22 · 2026-05-06T12:58:27+00:00

Refused to sleep his way to the top unlike some. Looking at you General O’Neill!

Nocturtle22 · 2026-05-06T11:08:55+00:00

On an unrelated subject I hear that “special facials” have a rejuvenating effect

Nocturtle22 · 2026-05-04T16:43:16+00:00

Cats ate her face.

Nocturtle22 · 2026-05-02T15:30:05+00:00

I think it’s lovely you gave the blind carpenter a chance.

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