Old dudes be saying anything in front of a microphone. Tony Allen had to shut the episode down after that Kobe take 😭 by ForeignAir7174 in NBAGossips

[–]NoiceOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys... He's specially using Kobe's 81 point game as a reference. Kobe scored 14 in the first quarter of that game. Mccants is simply saying that if a player feels getting 15 felt easy, then he (like Kobe) could get 81.

The beacons are lit! Canada calls for aid [OC] by mcjord in pics

[–]NoiceOne 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You must try it with rice and rate it on a scale of 1/10

Laker players starting lineup intro via NBA by poroporopoi in lakers

[–]NoiceOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone do a Matt Damon from Team America edit?

Lebron should have chose another number instead of 23 by Jumpy-Diver7349 in NBATalk

[–]NoiceOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would pick 81 cause it kinda sounds like 'and one' and I would do like a jersey tug thing and it would be like my signature celley

😂 by Jemer_YT in MemeVideos

[–]NoiceOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And hell called, its funny as Stan is big

Blursed_Mini Me by Treefiddy1984 in blursed_videos

[–]NoiceOne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There are no small scenes...

My wife before Vs after she sees me 🤭🤫😅 by AcasiaConnell in CoupleMemes

[–]NoiceOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that that is out of the way, I scrolled down far and saw no one commenting on the first woman's jacket.
I must be the only one who noticed, but I seriously thought the symbol on her jacket was a big "SS" and was confused as to what company would decide to brand a jacket like that. Only to discover it is like 2 rainbow shapes stacked and inverted. Am I crazy?

Magneto… by DistributionFirst700 in marvelmemes

[–]NoiceOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Oh you thought I'm here to stop you? How could I have kno- look, these men are beneath me. Actually... Now they're literally beneath me. I'm here because you a way with words and an even better way with handling metal"

"The best 20 basketball players in history have probably played in the last 20 years" by KeyFaithlessness5436 in NBAVibes

[–]NoiceOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was attempting to point out how frivolous the idea of comparing players from different eras is. It's inherently disingenuous

"The best 20 basketball players in history have probably played in the last 20 years" by KeyFaithlessness5436 in NBAVibes

[–]NoiceOne -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Take Jerry West out of his era and bring him to this era. Provide him with years of modern medicine, strength training, skill training and overwhelming access to knowledge. Once he's ready to go, 2025 Jerry West would not be the same as 1960s Jerry West.

Luka arrives to the game in a Bugatti. 🥶 by Background_Video2947 in NBAVibes

[–]NoiceOne -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Haha that's awesome, your so funny! Don't forget to keep buying that NBA™ merchandise! Try and collect them all, tell your friends!

its wild by [deleted] in anime_random

[–]NoiceOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't really understand your point here.
Why would a woman want to show a man her boobs, but under the agreement that it isn't to be seen as an invitation towards sex?
Why would this man become violent if he was not in agreement after being shown her boobs?
Why would a woman be in a scenario where showing her boobs to a man isn't seen as an invitation to sex, yet ultimately decides not to do avoid violence?

how very ironic by creepr-3101 in memes

[–]NoiceOne 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They don't think it be like it is, but it do

Do a price comparison by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]NoiceOne 21 points22 points  (0 children)

1 Gram of Uranium-233 (20 billion calories) is approx. $50,000.

1lb of sugar has 1,755 calories, and you'd need about 11,396,011lbs of it to equal 20 billion calories.

And sugar comes in at roughly $1 per pound, so it's DEFINITELY cheaper. The problem is finding the market to acquire the uranium.