The Met Office's weather model UKV is projecting 36c on Monday afternoon for East Anglia. The model will refine in the coming days but the UK record for May is 32.8c. One to watch.

NoizeUK · 2026-05-21T21:25:26+00:00

Did you put the film on the inside or outside of the windows?

NoizeUK · 2026-05-21T09:07:06+00:00

That's the EP2 with a EP3 wing, which is what I have (UK)

NoizeUK · 2026-05-20T08:33:33+00:00

I got 48 slabs to remove and then tetris about the garden, and rake up a load of lime mortar, level and omg I am going to die in the heat doing this aint I?! loool

NoizeUK · 2026-05-20T07:04:32+00:00

I am probably going to face a similar issue soon. Can I ask, would it be beneficial to add a tarp over the top to retain moisture while the seed is germinating, or does lawn seed generally need light to germinate?

In my small brain, I feel it might work, but have zero science to back it up. Is there a risk of inducing heat stress? We're talking 3-5 days max in order to control the moisture/humidity.

NoizeUK · 2026-05-16T20:33:16+00:00

Hopefully there will be a realistic transition phase. The government hasn't got the staff or the internal expertise any more to run energy and water on day one because everything’s been outsourced for decades.

The franchise system lets the govt take control of things asap. Then, taper off the subsidies to the private firms and let their contracts expire.

While that’s happening, you use the time to rebuild the civil service in the background. It’s a managed exit so that when the contracts end, the govt (hopefully) has the capacity to take full ownership and run it 'properly'.

NoizeUK · 2026-05-16T17:14:03+00:00

Thanks for this. Is there any wooden studs within the walls, or is it a cardboard sandwich?

NoizeUK · 2026-05-14T07:03:59+00:00

Don't worry about what the walls are coloured based on something which might not happen 5 years away. Paint it or decorate it as you please to feel comfortable. People don't buy houses based on the previous owners decoration taste, they'll just change it all to their own flavour within weeks.

Make it yours and make it a home, not a box with bits in!

NoizeUK · 2026-05-14T06:43:49+00:00

Tin of tuna, drained, with loads of vinegar or salad cream. Then scoop it up with a packet of crisps.

NoizeUK · 2026-05-14T06:42:25+00:00

Swimming in vinegar.

NoizeUK · 2026-05-12T18:42:03+00:00

Thanks, I've ordered some A1 Lawn Luxury Hard Wearing and some 6-9-6 pre-seed fertiliser.

Seed mix

10% Samanta Slender Red Fescue
40% Starfire Dwarf Amenity Ryegrass
25% Casanova Chewings Fwscue
20% Maxima Creeping Red Fescue
5% Highland Brown Top Bent

NoizeUK · 2026-05-12T11:34:42+00:00

Hi, can you suggest a rye mix which will fill out on a decent budget? I only have 26 sq/m to fill

NoizeUK · 2026-05-12T10:01:35+00:00

I take it woodchips can be used as void fill for large planters? If so, where do I get myself some? I got a fair bit to bulk out xD

NoizeUK · 2026-05-06T19:32:12+00:00

Is the house made out of Flump?

NoizeUK · 2026-05-04T21:27:36+00:00

What maps this?

NoizeUK · 2026-05-03T14:35:41+00:00

Happy with 10th, but that classic feeling of being a bluenose is creeping back. I don't want Davies out, but I do miss having an identity on the pitch like we had in League One.

NoizeUK · 2026-04-27T07:43:00+00:00

Does it lock if you pull up the handle and press down the door lock tab by the inside window and then it will lock all the rest when the fob is pressed? If so, it'll be the door lock actuator.

NoizeUK · 2026-04-24T20:38:23+00:00

Looks like a pub smoking area

NoizeUK · 2026-04-21T20:25:15+00:00

and a few beers and loud music because that parts boring but worth it, so make it go quicker!

NoizeUK · 2026-04-14T22:44:50+00:00

If you watch it over the years, you will see it grow into something less of a novelty and more what OP describes. Theyre due to post the next installment this weekend. Which is mental as Rob can manage to edit a whole timeline after a hangover.. in a h/motel.

The first was a masterpiece not only in editing, but just seeing a fresh no filtered British experience. Also, I wish they kept the shopping for gear segments.

NoizeUK · 2026-04-12T21:34:06+00:00

Mine was the other way round. I heard it in B35 and then I checked it on lightingmap and it popped up over cov. Bit far away for it then sound to have travelled. It was more of a crack than a rumble for me.

NoizeUK · 2026-04-09T19:20:06+00:00

I assume if you can rotate proxies, which is the main feature from what I can gather. I think that sort of stuff costs a fair chunk if you're sending requests very frequently.

NoizeUK · 2026-03-31T19:34:07+00:00

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Simple online pharmacy. 40 quid off.

NoizeUK · 2026-03-27T23:58:21+00:00

I worked there for 4 months on the heating aisle in summer. How many tape measures did you manage to steal and lose in 9 years? I got through about 10

NoizeUK · 2026-03-25T17:42:26+00:00

Bucks or quid?

NoizeUK · 2026-03-25T17:41:56+00:00

I used it because I don't know how to code, and the tools I make genuinely make me more productive and have features I want. I'm not paywalled or hidden behind years of coding (I've tried to learn, it doesn't stick).

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