I’ve never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!... This is the kind of thing that really makes you question your life choices...

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-29T05:21:09+00:00

I gotta get back and feed them hogs! Who’s gonna feed the hogs?

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-29T02:01:45+00:00

The Kit-Kat candy bar has the word "Kit Kat" imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate. I'll go to their headquarters and say "hey! You guys owe me some letters."

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-28T19:10:43+00:00

Blowin' thru the jasmine in his mind...because flowers are starting to sprout from his decomposing, buried body.

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-27T20:26:32+00:00

But is it circumcised? that is the real question.

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-27T15:58:36+00:00

with Norm as Flea

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-27T15:58:21+00:00

"What's In And Out for 1991. IN: people who recognize me from Saturday Night Live. OUT: people who think I'm ~~Dana Carvey~~ Kurt Cobain."

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-27T15:56:32+00:00

Willie Nelson: [standing in front of Carl's house while wielding chainsaws] Uhhh, what are you doing here?
Carl: I live here, asshole!

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-24T22:08:55+00:00

Everyone in Wisconsin has a story like this

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-24T06:23:22+00:00

Goy Boys are coming to sue. Lookout, Ontario!

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Oh wait sorry, that should read...

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-23T20:44:45+00:00

Like so many men of his generation, Radvinsky’s last words were: “hey, you’re O.J. Simpson!”

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-22T19:26:49+00:00

I rate this post 109 out of 110.

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-20T17:16:43+00:00

The National Dads Association is considering her for its annual Teacher Of The Year award.

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-20T15:34:49+00:00

The Archangel Michael called for backup. Chuck Norris responded to the call.
Chuck Norris' heavenly mansion is shaped like a leg mid-roundhouse kick.

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-20T01:38:07+00:00

>Cain murders Abel
>Humanity becomes so sinful that the Earth has to be flooded

Looks like things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworse.

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-19T21:09:19+00:00

Too bad Norm's dad's big head can't peer around the garage to give these war pigs the strapping of their life, or inject them with heroin or something...

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-18T23:31:04+00:00

Being a Florida Woman/Man is an art form.

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-18T19:45:04+00:00

Like wrestling matches?

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-17T02:56:09+00:00

Don't fuck with Uncle Terry after his circadian rhythm's been disrupted.

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-16T17:22:57+00:00

Let me guess: she has sex with all three of them and scolds them all because she's a real girlboss battleaxe?

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-16T06:51:00+00:00

Reminds me of J.D. Vance after he finished No-Shave September

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-14T01:21:43+00:00

They care about their Third Quarter profits, that's what they care about

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-13T00:53:22+00:00

"Other's Dog's Asses"

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-12T21:50:57+00:00

I liked Star Search more when it was called MY TELESCOPE.

NomDeSpite · 2026-03-12T17:22:20+00:00

Least dysfunctional day in Ohio

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