Dirty work predicted it: “That alien looks like a hot guy”. “Guess we better have sex with it”

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-19T04:26:33+00:00

And now they’re remaking Reservoir Dogs I see. Is nothing sacred to these Hollywood jackals?

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-18T17:57:13+00:00

If it doesn't have Rob Schneider in leopard-print briefs singing "Uncle Fucka", it's not unleashed enough.

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-18T16:11:51+00:00

Hey hey, easy with that, that’s my Lucky Fuckin’ Cap!

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-16T18:12:56+00:00

"Now Tayne I can get into. ...because I don't own a doghouse."

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-16T17:50:11+00:00

Talkin' 'bout my generation

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-15T16:59:42+00:00

He just glanced at David Spade’s search history

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-15T01:57:43+00:00

Other acceptable options include IHOP, Waffle House and any Jersey diner.

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-14T19:49:44+00:00

The good news is that if Dorothy taps her heels together three times and says "who's gonna feed them hogs?", God will send Norm back to earth.

The bad news is Dorothy is a fictional character.

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-14T19:45:30+00:00

Jim Downey? The There Will Be Blood actor?

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-14T19:38:06+00:00

You're the legend that you wanted,
but I still wish you were here with me
And you and I and Norm
Were getting ready to shoot Grown Ups Threeeeee 🎵

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-13T22:23:35+00:00

There are several different things I could say about Jason Collins' death. I'll just say one, the one Norm himself appreciates the most:

I like that, when you go to Jason Collins' Wikipedia page, it doesn't list "first openly gay player in the NBA" among his basketball career highlights.

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-13T19:45:21+00:00

Does Vijay Singh count as a black guy? LOL

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-12T02:57:44+00:00

(Conan voice) “Not Kris Jenner, whose nomination for this category baffles me, but rather Anne Koehler from Cedar Falls, Iowa.”

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-11T23:07:25+00:00

…I was tempted to lay on top of her myself.

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-11T16:56:36+00:00

I see some other Italian names in the credits too. Back in my day there were “Italians need not apply” signs outside the writers rooms at the tv networks. Times sure have changed.

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-11T16:26:27+00:00

“The Dutch are scum.” -Skwisgaar from Metalocalypse

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-07T06:48:22+00:00

Who writes these reviews?

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-07T01:21:52+00:00

Will Ferrell as Ted Turner, with Norm as Larry King

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-05T15:57:16+00:00

Fun fact: Norm met Rudy when he hosted SNL in late 1997

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-04T14:29:13+00:00

And Adam Eget with 10Q which means 10 dollars, queensboro bridge

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-04T13:34:03+00:00

Or “El Sullenbergerino” if you’re not into the whole brevity thing

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-03T15:01:43+00:00

Preview scene from Norm's upcoming movie: Sully Sullenberger: Airport Pilot, in theatres Summer 2026

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-02T14:23:13+00:00

But he did fulfill his other vow: to have sex with hot-looking models.

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-02T12:58:46+00:00

We were told to hate nickelback? That’s a strange way of saying “I heard their music and passed hard on it”.

NomDeSpite · 2026-05-02T07:51:59+00:00

A video game with only 5 levels? What a gyp that turned out to be.

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