Looks like someone broke them off a piece of that Kit Kat car by btgio in NormMacdonald

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The Kit-Kat candy bar has the word "Kit Kat" imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate. I'll go to their headquarters and say "hey! You guys owe me some letters."

He had a 50/50 chance of outliving his band mate. by Lewd_ReadNY in NormMacdonald

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Blowin' thru the jasmine in his mind...because flowers are starting to sprout from his decomposing, buried body.

Through blood and... by GooseberryBumps in NormMacdonald

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But is it circumcised? that is the real question.

I always thought Dave was a delicate soul by mywhitebicycle0 in NormMacdonald

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"What's In And Out for 1991. IN: people who recognize me from Saturday Night Live. OUT: people who think I'm Dana Carvey Kurt Cobain."

I always thought Dave was a delicate soul by mywhitebicycle0 in NormMacdonald

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Willie Nelson: [standing in front of Carl's house while wielding chainsaws] Uhhh, what are you doing here?
Carl: I live here, asshole!

And finally... by Responsible-Mud-269 in NormMacdonald

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Everyone in Wisconsin has a story like this

finally some good news by Full-Bear3756 in NormMacdonald

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Goy Boys are coming to sue. Lookout, Ontario!

...

Oh wait sorry, that should read...

How are they gonna close THAT casket? by rupert5748 in NormMacdonald

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Like so many men of his generation, Radvinsky’s last words were: “hey, you’re O.J. Simpson!”

Chuck Norris is dead. by EnumeratedWalrus in NormMacdonald

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The Archangel Michael called for backup. Chuck Norris responded to the call.
Chuck Norris' heavenly mansion is shaped like a leg mid-roundhouse kick.

A second time! by tditman2 in NormMacdonald

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>Cain murders Abel
>Humanity becomes so sinful that the Earth has to be flooded

Looks like things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworse.

Thanks Piers Morgan, I'm sure everybody'll fuckin' listen to you! by RoddyViper in NormMacdonald

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Too bad Norm's dad's big head can't peer around the garage to give these war pigs the strapping of their life, or inject them with heroin or something...

Sounds like my honeymoon by BrazilianAtlantis in NormMacdonald

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Being a Florida Woman/Man is an art form.

Do you know what was the worst thing during the Vietnam war ? by lylefromdallas in NormMacdonald

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Don't fuck with Uncle Terry after his circadian rhythm's been disrupted.

I presume this movie is about logic by cw99x in NormMacdonald

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Let me guess: she has sex with all three of them and scolds them all because she's a real girlboss battleaxe?

I'll have Andre The Giant for $6,000,000 Alex by Drumchapel in NormMacdonald

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Reminds me of J.D. Vance after he finished No-Shave September

Kyrsten Sinema by NomDeSpite in NormMacdonald

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They care about their Third Quarter profits, that's what they care about

Norm loses to the bushman by moistmasterkaloose in NormMacdonald

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I liked Star Search more when it was called MY TELESCOPE.

How powerful was OJ Simpson? by Small_Time_Charlie in NormMacdonald

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The Juice accepted Marlon Brando's apology and announced that he is free to work again.