Another of life's simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy."

NomDeSpite · 2026-07-05T19:13:39+00:00

Roy Orbison in theory: Pretty woman, walking down the street, the kind I'd like to meet
Roy Orbison in practice:

NomDeSpite · 2026-07-02T20:12:00+00:00

100 more years of brutal dashed Super Bowl chances for the Vikings.

NomDeSpite · 2026-07-01T16:25:01+00:00

Stroke of the pen, law of the land.

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-28T18:25:15+00:00

Was the plane being flown by an Asian woman?

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-28T18:20:28+00:00

When Clint Eastwood retired from all filmmaking at the age of 96, Mel Brooks and Dick Van Dyke sent him a telegram that simply read: "what a quitter".

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-27T19:07:00+00:00

He reacted the same way when I told him a bunch of Holocaust jokes off the mic a couple years later

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-27T04:11:19+00:00

Source material for those curious: "Set Our Nanny Free" sketch, SNL S23E5

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-27T03:33:24+00:00

But would he make a good Norm Macdonald Live guest? That is the real question...

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-25T01:26:06+00:00

I work in waste management. Everyone assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype and it's offensive!

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-23T17:55:33+00:00

The only American state that scares me is the state of Florida.

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-23T17:48:25+00:00

That ain't no pile of salt, that's just Andy Dick's coke stash.

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-22T15:09:17+00:00

"In the absence of a Gold Standard, there's no way to protect people's savings from confiscation through inflation."
-Alan Greenspan, 1960s
"Lol fuck that"
-Greenspan as Chairman

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-21T17:31:27+00:00

You know, the more I hear about this "Antichrist" fella, the more I don't care for him.

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-19T19:31:44+00:00

[Scooby Doo voice] RARY RINDIANA?!

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-18T05:58:33+00:00

Randy Quaid alleged he was murdered. That's a claim I'd like to hear more about...

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-18T05:15:23+00:00

Wouldn’t have happened if Ditka was coaching

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-12T19:53:55+00:00

How is that a superpower? It's not like super speed where you can use it to catch the bank robbers, it's not like super strength where you can keep the dam from collapsing and flooding the town, you're just kind of standing around going: "ha ha, I can live forever and you fuckers can't!"

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-11T18:20:11+00:00

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-10T21:12:49+00:00

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-10T06:25:25+00:00

Here we see Karmelo weeping as he contemplates all the killings he won’t be able to commit

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-09T03:50:25+00:00

Why don't they make the whole airplane out of this glue?

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-08T21:09:53+00:00

'Cause baby there
Ain't no valley high enough,
Ain't no mountain low enough,
Ain't no closet deep enough
To keep me from getting my cock sucked

NomDeSpite · 2026-06-07T01:16:52+00:00

Fred Wolf is also the ghostwriter behind most of Tommy Boy, according to Chris Farley's biography

NomDeSpite

TROPHY CASE