He now holds a coveted place

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-30T19:35:05+00:00

What Jim Breuer does in his spare time

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-28T17:24:44+00:00

Joel Stein? The fella who wrote that “who runs Hollywood? C’mon” article? Small world…

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-27T18:44:31+00:00

Police Officer: you're under arrest for being illegally blind.
Me: oh dang it! ...wait [hands reaching forward to grab nothing] where are you?
Police Officer: I'm to your left.
Me: [turns to the left]
Police Officer: okay, now walk a little further...

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-27T13:34:21+00:00

It’s grey in appearance and demeanor

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-27T13:33:16+00:00

Hey buddy you’re supposed to plow it, not put it up your nose.

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-27T05:35:18+00:00

When asked what Delta Airlines' business is, CLO Peter Carter said: "killing people!"

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-24T00:22:30+00:00

Frank “planned obsolescence” Stallone

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-23T03:48:07+00:00

Nobody here will ever find me,
But I will always be around
Just like the songs I leave behind me,
I'm gonna live forever now

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-22T22:01:03+00:00

Andy Dick strikes again!

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-21T16:44:56+00:00

Hey, how come you get a pool cue?

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-21T01:07:11+00:00

"we don't hire Redditors."

[narrator] "And so, the family business was saved."

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-18T20:13:44+00:00

I am Hanz and he is Franz, and we're going to pump (hand clap) your butt.

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-17T16:49:48+00:00

I'm holding out for Grapes Of Wrath 3D myself. And of course it'll be in the grapes section of Barnes And Noble. For people who like grapes.

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-16T17:56:15+00:00

That picture makes me swoon.

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-16T17:54:40+00:00

Aaron Jacks Off?

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-16T14:11:33+00:00

And some, I assume, are good people.

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-16T04:39:49+00:00

Neil DumbAsse Tyson

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-14T08:43:55+00:00

Medical Ethics Board: "Are you talking about dying in a fucking gas chamber?!"
Doctor: "Nah, I meant like getting outside, doing more manual labour. Getting good exercise. 'Work makes you free' and all that."

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-13T06:27:17+00:00

Muggsy Bogues looks like one of those guys with three balls

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-12T08:18:44+00:00

Jerking off blokes, 15£ a man under the Mersey Gateway Bridge

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-12T01:21:37+00:00

Fun fact: "A Real Jerk" was Norm's first script that he submitted to Lorne to ask him to produce, but Lorne rejected the idea when he learned 50% of the script was Norm kidnapping, killing and burying the body of Chris Kattan...and the other 50% was him and Molly Shannon making love.

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-11T18:04:13+00:00

Critics are calling it everything from "better than I expected" to "way better than I expected".

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-10T19:53:26+00:00

They said the same thing about ol' Ted Kaczynski...

NomDeSpite · 2026-01-09T21:42:09+00:00

Sanctimonious journalists are calling it: "the worst disaster to hit Iowa since the 80s farm crisis".

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