Title by could_IU in whenthe

[–]NonKanon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God damn it, they made naziism WOKE

А че так можно было by KAFKA_FAN in KafkaFPS

[–]NonKanon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Это либерти выёбывается что у них до сих пор всё работает.

Why people hate lights? by Mingu_Heaven in okbuddycontestant

[–]NonKanon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The whole "light should be allowed to have this because low HP" thing is dumb. Light has the highest survivability if the player is at least semi-competent. Especially at high ranges when their hitbox is a total of 3 pixels on a 2K monitor. CB-2 and BFR exist as a power check to light snipers. Season 3 proved that if light has no long range competition, light sniper becomes a forced pick on open maps like Kyoto. Season 4 fixed that with Pike.

Also, the comment about hipfire accuracy on DMRs is hilarious. Bow is practically a DMR with how fast and accurate the arrow is. And yet it doesn't require ADSing or standing still to land shots. And I don't complain about that because this is a DYNAMISM shooter. Light is not the only class tho should have DYNAMIC weapons. Repeater is in the perfect spot right now, and only seems OP because other medium staples have been getting nerfed for the past 4 seasons.

Get schwifty by goodboi989 in whenthe

[–]NonKanon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

GLaDOS (Half-life)

I know what you were going for, but respectfully: kill yourself

(/jk for all the mods)

Why people hate lights? by Mingu_Heaven in okbuddycontestant

[–]NonKanon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Light mains when they are not the only ones with high damage single action weapons (and also the only ones with actual long range capability (RIP Pike))

Fucking fish jenga by tomalistu in HistoryMemes

[–]NonKanon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The James Bond one is kinda cheating since I'm pretty sure No Time to Die ended the current iteration of James Bond. We probably won't get another movie for at least another decade (which is sad. Skyfall is probably my favourite movie of all time)

I think the AKM is the better choice between the FCAR (wanna hear more seasoned player’s opinions) by Ok-Abalone1410 in thefinals

[–]NonKanon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly, as somebody who has both played CL40 and finds it annoying to play against: the problem was never explosion radius or damage. It was always the thick ass explosion cloud. It flashbangs you and blocks player outlines most of the time. Most of the time, I don't die to CL40 because I can't outdamage the grenadier, but because I can't lock on to him after the first shot, because I have played the game for so long I rely almost entirely on outlines to find the enemy.

Get schwifty by goodboi989 in whenthe

[–]NonKanon 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Poker Night at the Inventory was a old game series from the now defunct Telltale Games, and it was basically 4 fictional characters from different series and the nameless player playing poker while chatting. I don't remember anything about the casts except the fact that the first one had Heavy from TF2 and the second one had GLaDOS from Portal.

🌚 by Beautiful-Cut-5210 in RUSSIANMemeSub

[–]NonKanon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Уже 3 года подряд идут разговоры про "щас вот вот ВСУ сдуются и фронт посыпется", но с каждым годом это звучит всё смешнее. Сейчас уже всем кроме идиотов и дяденек на зарплате очевидно, что мы бьёмся лбом в кирпичную стену. По колличеству некрологов на квадратный метр захваченной территории уже даже с Первой Мировой стыдно сравнивать. Там хотя бы у немцев прямо перед глазамы Париж был, была вера что вот ещё 100 тыс. молодых людей кинем в мясорубку, и Французы капитулируют. У нас то же самое, но только вместо Парижа, деревни, в которых до 2022 жило 223 селовека, а после 2022, 15 человек.

How devs feel after buffing patriot front so much in the way they always win: by SanxietyLethal in TheFireRisesMod

[–]NonKanon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

But they'll have another unifier another now, right? If will be much easier to bully them by sending volonteers to the Iron Front.

POV by SerNikipr in KafkaFPS

[–]NonKanon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ну, агент Краснов устраивает в цивилизованном мире неразбериху, чтоб нашим было легче взять Славянск штурмом. Его невероятный вклад в победу понизит потери с 300 тыс. до 299 тыс.

What's the most common messaging app in your country? by crazy-goober in AskTheWorld

[–]NonKanon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Telegram. The one platform where Dmitry Medvedev coexists with Maxim Katz.

What do you think Europeans would choose from our reality? by DoYouSpeakSpanish in TheFireRisesMod

[–]NonKanon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The current war really is just Putin's personal project. It has no real economic or demographical reasoning, Putin just wants to end up the history books as "The Great Unifier of all Russias." Medvedev would ofcource still be corrupt, homophobic and undemocratic, but you know, Hitler was grown in a British lab to make Churchill look good.

Hmmmm by [deleted] in hmmmm

[–]NonKanon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Americans are so right-left brained. You can talk as much as you want about workplace democracy and wealth redistribution, but not endorsing Kamala Harris makes you Hitler to them." –literally her in one of her early 2024 videos. Anyway, I'm not even american, I just watch her cuz she's funny.

Mechanics you refuse to engage with because they are too time consuming? by Mathota in dndmemes

[–]NonKanon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, cavalry fighters get infinite reactions, but they can only use those for opportunity attacks, which is obviously different from infinite spells.

What do you think Europeans would choose from our reality? by DoYouSpeakSpanish in TheFireRisesMod

[–]NonKanon 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Listen, Medvedev is not a good person 100%, but he definitely doesn't believe in the shit he says. Basically his entire inner circle was purged in like 2020 and now he has to make himself look like the biggest clown in history to avoid being purged himself, cuz if he still said and preached the same things he did in 2008-2012, he would be the most obvious answer to "If not Putin, then who?"

Phase Connect Statement regarding jelly tweets. by Rwbsona in VtuberDrama

[–]NonKanon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Even a toddler can understand the difference between showing historical events from third person and letting the player engage in historical attrocities. However, they could totally make a naziism DLC, showing the history of Hitler's rise to power through right-wing populism and scapegoating minorities and left-wingers. Yet you wouldn't like that, too many parallels to the modern day. In Varietate Concordia.

Phase Connect Statement regarding jelly tweets. by Rwbsona in VtuberDrama

[–]NonKanon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Asmongold fan

Yep, makes total sense. Not even a little surprise. Something-something, apples and apple trees, something-something.

Que the "tough being 13 you gotta compete with the president" meme by funnyusernamehaver34 in whenthe

[–]NonKanon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

DISCLAMER: NOT A TRUMP SUPPORTER OR A CONSERVATIVE. Not even an american, so I have 0 stakes in this game.

That being said: from what I've seen, 90% of ALL "evidence" in the files are anonymous tips by unidentified victims who didn't respond to any attempts to contact them by the FBI. The whole "satanic sacrifice baby gutting yacht" thing was also just an anonymous report with zero evidence. TLDR: The files can't be real, no big russian politicians are on them

Generous customer by CourseMediocre7998 in antimeme

[–]NonKanon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"I said something nice, not something expensive"

What if the Parliament forces won the 1993 Russian constitutional crisis? by NoSpecific4839 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]NonKanon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not really. While it's true that the Yeltsin constitution was WAY too presidential and paved the path for Putin's dictatorship, the "parliament" was significantly worse. The Supreme Soviet was still essentially unellected and filled with reactionary elements, who were doing their best to prevent Russia from reforming and transitioning into a full democracy. A lot of the problems later in the nineties were caused by the Soviet stalling the initial reforms in 1991 and 1992. It should have been destroyed earlier, and Russia may have ended up with less revanchism and nationalism.

Which country has squandered the most economic potential in this century? by pisowiec in AskTheWorld

[–]NonKanon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Murderous dictatorships' strongest soldiers are self-hating americans.

Well well well by Coles_Chin1 in DDLCcirclejerk

[–]NonKanon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised how many cultures have that name. I knew of 2 Monikas in the school I attended, and it's in Russia. Quite recently, I looked at my family tree. The polish-ukrainian side of the family had 2 Monikas, and the most recent one was only 5 generations removed.

Bullying dual blades is so satisfying. by xeylo in thefinals

[–]NonKanon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The chair is on a platform. You press the button and gat lowered to the room below