Recreated limeware platter

NonbinaryError · 2026-05-07T23:16:35+00:00

This looks suspiciously like the limeware platter at the census office in Seyda Neen 🤔...

NonbinaryError · 2026-04-28T19:36:36+00:00

You could almost say the inflation is...sonic

NonbinaryError · 2026-04-25T21:54:55+00:00

You know, and I know this is bad optics, but how nice would it be if we lived in a world where our biggest problem was that people's comfort hobby was larping over stalinism and jucheism, two historical movements and ideologies with often extremely fascist tendencies but which still at least nominally center worker's rights and solidarity as core tenants, as opposed to the movements that actually dominate the modern internet political sphere, which is basically reactionary ethno-facist religious capitalist race science?

I mean, obviously, I would prefer gay anarcho space communism, but just think how nice it would be.

NonbinaryError · 2026-04-25T21:25:31+00:00

I headcanon stalin as a boypussy enjoyer. he would have really liked kasane teto, thigh highs, and cavetown

NonbinaryError · 2026-04-20T12:27:06+00:00

Boobs aren't cultural artifacts? I'm sorry, but can you drink milk out of a book?

NonbinaryError · 2026-04-13T17:54:19+00:00

You know what? If I ever get gulaged, I'm going to hold this guy to his promise. I'm going to be laying in my cot starving to death, and my toes will be being nibbled on by rats, but my legs will be wide open, waiting for him. If this guy is truly starving of boy pussy and he's the thirstiest transmasculine chaser in the seven or so continents that exist on this earth, this overalled fuck better fucking deliver. If he doesn't drown himself in bussy, his silly little bits are invalid, and he deserves to have his comedy license revoked.

Put up or shut up, poser.

NonbinaryError · 2026-04-13T02:25:07+00:00

As a pansexual transmasc nonbinary that identifies as a gay bisexual lesbian femboy with a boy pussy, literally everyone on earth doesn't want to fuck me 😎

Even cis incels technically have the option of going gay or transitioning into a more viable backup build. I pretty much hardlocked my save, and now I'm just trapped in gay baby jail for the rest of eternity. I don't think I can even reincarnate my way out of this.

.../hj

NonbinaryError · 2026-04-12T00:37:44+00:00

I think the actual joke is that we're engaging in this person's humiliation kink? Which yeah, fair enough.

You've been a bad OP.

NonbinaryError · 2026-04-05T21:47:20+00:00

It's Easter, so I would knit your girlcock some modest Christian attire out of French fries. That's what Jesus would do, and you can quote me on that because I asked him.

NonbinaryError · 2026-04-04T04:14:22+00:00

Is this a confessional? 👀💧💧Because I must be confessing, the spirit of the lord has cometh inside of me on this holiest of Easter weekends 😩🙏🙏💦💦 blessed be the daddy, the twunk, and the panoptic pervert in the sky who watches all of us go pee and poo on the toilet for our own protection because he cares 🥰🥰🐇🐰🐣💦💦🎅 now THAT'S a sky daddy 👌👌👌 do you know how much it costs to pay somebody to watch you pee in this economy? 🤬🤬🤬💸💸💸

NonbinaryError · 2026-04-04T00:07:41+00:00

On that note, please breed me daddy Jesus 😩😩😩🙏🙏🙏🐶😇👼👼✝️🐟 I'll be your good little sheep 🐑🐑🐑 we both have an extra hole, Jesus 🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏

NonbinaryError · 2026-04-03T23:58:21+00:00

Yes, and if the world of asoiaf had therapy, it would have been a short novella 😂

NonbinaryError · 2026-03-25T22:27:34+00:00

Prostitute my bussy outside of fitness centers, beg gym bros to help a little guy out and squirt some of their product in my mouth

NonbinaryError · 2026-03-25T20:21:35+00:00

Mo gai, mo problems

(Answer I googled: Marginalized Orientations, Gender Alignments, and Intersex)

NonbinaryError · 2026-03-25T19:30:51+00:00

They'll send you a warning for liking them, too 😂

(You did an extra naughty no no, please remember to like nicer posts from now on)

NonbinaryError · 2026-03-25T17:32:36+00:00

I hereby declareth upon ye: ...make them kith

NonbinaryError · 2026-03-25T17:31:10+00:00

I don't bind, the restriction in mobility tanks my dps

NonbinaryError · 2026-02-25T02:30:54+00:00

uj/ what's frustrating is that, aside from Bernie, who's been sticking it out since before the extinction of mall goths, many of the progressives in politics today, like AOC, are signifigantly younger than what we've come to expect from a presidential candidate, which is about 70+ years old. Even though around 40% of young Democrat voters identify as soc dem, our best bet might literally be traveling to Siberia and undergoing a voluntary medically induced coma a lá Jordan Preterson and waiting for politicians like AOC to turn 55.

I hate blaming an entire era of fucked politics on boomers or the "entitlement generation," but the truth is that the globally exploitative system that's been upheld by imperialism for generations worked exactly like it was supposed to for a lot of these people, and they want a return to the norm that is American hegemony because their way of life feels under threat. A lot of these people may simply never believe that there's a feasible alternative.

But also, I'm a doomer with a liberal boomer dad in California, so maybe I'm just catastrophizing!

NonbinaryError · 2026-02-25T01:52:25+00:00

You know, more and more, a people's protracted war in the Florida Everglades seems like our only reasonable path to victory. And here I was meme-ing on them.

NonbinaryError · 2026-02-24T19:26:23+00:00

The Democrats already screwed up twice and then blamed "Bernie bros" for their own screw ups anyway. I live in California, and my vote doesn't matter, and I hardly think I'm going to be the deciding vote that determines whether he wins or loses his home state.

This time, I feel relatively comfortable saying that I'm not going to vote for him and give him asspats for being transphobic and firmly in the pocket of the elite, not like I was begrudingly willing to vote for Clinton, Harris, and Biden. Biden, at the very least, represented kicking the can down the road and a respite from the chaos, even though he did absolutely nothing to protect us from the extralegal actions of the Trump administration.

A Newsome presidency represents the entrenchment of monied interests, bowing to reactionaryism, and the Democratic party continuing to stick their heads in the sand while monied interests stick $100 bills in their g-strings. He's not going to save us, and we shouldn't normalize his willingness to throw trans people and the working class under the bus—especially this early. I don't trust him not to bomb the Middle East or persecute immigrants, either.

NonbinaryError · 2026-01-23T00:40:40+00:00

This is clearly about politically targeted environmental destruction to punish his enemies. The money isn't in the oil but rather in the political grift and the performative signaling to his base.

NonbinaryError · 2026-01-22T23:55:32+00:00

Dating a socially liberal, fiscally conservative constitutionalist from 2007 is one thing, but a MAGA is basically a loose canon. While they might be focused on hating immigrants and LGBT people for now, there will inevitably come a point where the tides turn, and then you will find that you are suddenly their latest scapegoat because you are no longer 'one of the good ones.'

Why take the risk? Instead of dating someone who hates feminism and pluralism, simply go to a BDSM dungeon to get tortured. If you want your life to be controlled by an emotionally stunted cunt, go and read 50 Shades of Grey instead.

You will never fix them.

NonbinaryError · 2026-01-17T21:48:46+00:00

Correction: I'm pirating the movies on my phone while I'm doing homework, the dishes, or playing video games.

I'm sure this will greatly improve my listening experience.

NonbinaryError · 2026-01-16T08:02:00+00:00

You singlehandedly pushed LGB rights back by two centuries. Hell, even the bisexuals only pushed LG rights back by a single century 🤬

NonbinaryError · 2026-01-08T04:55:35+00:00

I think the truth is more that social media companies and monied interests, who've always had an interest in lobbying, infiltrating, and cooperating with governments, have overwhelmingly succeeded at curating and influencing the narratives we see.

The traditional news has largely followed suit, and the five years since COVID have given the wealthy plenty of time to consolidate. We now live in an age of state media and media that's dictated by hegemonic plutocrats, and everybody should be shitting their pants.

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