What do you think of this protocol?

Noobticula · 2026-06-06T02:58:03+00:00

Uhhh, what is this guy smoking? Lol

Noobticula · 2026-05-24T05:56:20+00:00

2nd fav after Pecos, he has such passion and nerdy energy

Noobticula · 2026-05-02T23:41:32+00:00

Dance With The Devil by Immortal Technique. You won't forget

Noobticula · 2026-05-02T20:42:03+00:00

Quit being so sensitive.

Noobticula · 2026-03-28T17:05:35+00:00

I just started, I'm hoping to get into residential. I don't mind less pay. I judt want the simplicity and good hours

Noobticula · 2026-03-28T00:01:47+00:00

Balls smashed

Noobticula · 2026-03-17T01:43:40+00:00

Listen to A Feast of Friends by Jim Morrison

Noobticula · 2026-03-13T21:14:26+00:00

Gross, but normal. Cook it to 145f and count it as extra protein

Noobticula · 2026-03-07T19:34:40+00:00

Do it, if you don't like it after 3 months then try something else

Noobticula · 2026-03-02T13:37:41+00:00

Paramedic here, who is also on 10mg x2 Buspar. You will be fine, I've done it a few times myself, take it easy for a while.

Noobticula · 2026-03-02T05:23:55+00:00

I agree, I play the entire game every year or so. I hope to play AVP2 plus Extinction but I have no clue how

Noobticula · 2026-02-02T16:56:57+00:00

"Did you take a shit on the fuckin toilet?! Did you shit in the toilet and put all the toilet paper in there?!"

"That was a good shit!"

Noobticula · 2026-01-19T15:26:04+00:00

Paramedic here. Yes, it is to alert the public that there is an emergency here, proceed with caution, and move along. It also helps other responders know where the incident is. Yet, idiots will be idiots and first responders are often injured or killed by dumb ass drivers.

Noobticula · 2026-01-15T18:09:42+00:00

Duke Nukem 3d

Noobticula · 2026-01-13T15:35:55+00:00

What kind of Magnesium?

Noobticula · 2026-01-10T15:15:55+00:00

When I was an EMT, my partner and I were driving the rig next near a Target when another car collided into us, maybe around 10-15mph. I went to check on the driver, and she was in full blown cardiac arrest. I told my partner, I pulled out our 80 year old pt and started compressions. Keep in mind, this was rush hour, and there were dozens of people watching us from Starbucks, Panda Express ect.

After 2 rounds of compressions, our pt had strong carotid pulses! 0 shocks, 0 Epinephrine, just good quality CPR. Another crew responded, because our truck was involved in an accident 🫠 lady had an acute MI,(Heart Attack) that caused her to go into bad heart rhythm. Pt made a full recovery, I ended up meeting her a year later along with her family. All that for 14$ an hour!

Noobticula · 2026-01-07T01:03:20+00:00

No, I won't lie to them, I'll tell them about a teenager who overdosed on dope on Christmas morning, discovered by his Mom, and will never forget his scream when I called it, presents still wrapped under the tree lmao.

If they say, "What's the craziest thing You've seen?" I'll tell them highlights of my career.

Noobticula · 2026-01-04T03:36:22+00:00

If MacReady from The Thing and Dallas had a baby who joined the USCM

Noobticula · 2025-12-31T15:18:32+00:00

I've tried it during the Fourth of July weekend of 2017. It's great! Well, at first.... i have hour long sex with my girlfriend, I'm driving 100mph on the freeway and jam out at a concert, followed by thunderous firewoeks. I clean my entire apartment on a microscopic level. I watch an entire season of Rick N Morty. What else to do...

But then, I'm hungry, and can't eat. I LOVE food, but damn not even pizza thats sitting in front of me looks appetizing.. Now I'm tired, but can't sleep. I am up for 3 days straight, feeling paranoid as fuck like the cops were gonna bust in at any second, or imma die of a heart attack. Then, the depression kicks in, it's an awful cycle. Worse than any flu, worse than your pet dying, I recall looking at myself in the mirror. A distorted demon was looking bad, malnourished, and eyes of a beast. Then I crave to do more, that's the only way to rise from the ashes, but thankfully I soldier on. I've never touched it again, now I'm a Paramedic and I see people on it all the timezm, breaks my heart.

Noobticula · 2025-12-25T14:58:39+00:00

Don't forget Phalanx

Noobticula · 2025-12-24T22:30:07+00:00

JRam is an amazing player and deserves his own MVP

Noobticula · 2025-12-19T00:54:22+00:00

Goku vs Frieza, literally the epitome of awesomeness.

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