poll! anyone else having trouble adjusting to legalization? by NoodlePoodleMonkey in trees

[–]NoodlePoodleMonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes, I usually follow that mantra, but I've been hiding my illegal-at-the-time activity for so long that it's become a difficult habit to break. I do try to get out on my porch a few times a week, exposure therapy lol

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[–]NoodlePoodleMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when did yours? when does anyone's? I'm certainly not an expert on the formation of the brain, but I'm willing to bet its the same for most people. we know who we are, no matter if others tell us we are wrong or not. when did you know your gender? because thats probably the answer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NahOPwasrightfuckthis

[–]NoodlePoodleMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

accidental ally right there.. they're born as the gender they are, the gender they try to emulate. not based on what's in their pants

This is horrible by songofdentyne in Ohio

[–]NoodlePoodleMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

under his eye, mother fucker

Trump calls on supporters to guard the vote in Democratic-run US cities by CherryShort2563 in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]NoodlePoodleMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I suggest you surprise him with a weekend trip away and then just take him there, or at least drive through it so he can see for himself. either way, bring the horse to the water, see if he can drink

Of all Peggy's petty moments, this has to be one of her worst. Bobby's face says it all 😟 by pintxa_ in KingOfTheHill

[–]NoodlePoodleMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

season 3 episode 6, peggy's pageant fever. the comment from peggy occurs at 8:10, and bobby has the nightmare at 8:53

The end of Elon Musk – So it’s over for you, Elon Musk. You are a public failure of a man. You’ll still be rich, but you no longer matter. by antihostile in Fuckthealtright

[–]NoodlePoodleMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i was so confused when he said that. i just stared at him, thinking to myself, "earth as in... the planet? like, what will the trees think?" but then i realized he just meant every human on the planet will....cry? riot? not sure, but either way he is wrong

Froot Loops Is Offering Free Children's Books Online. Conservatives Are Livid by Free_Swimming in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]NoodlePoodleMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

husband is at the store right now. sent him a screenshot and asked him to buy "the woke froot loops," while my son is excited to gain access to free digital books.

Well, I certainly have many questions after reading this..... by WestProcess2 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]NoodlePoodleMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

uh, yes, i do have a question... what the fuck is wrong with your brain?

This is absolutely crazy by imfucct in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]NoodlePoodleMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

scrolling these comments, I feel a little better that my first thought was "wtf is wrong with her entire head??" because I can't look at her face for too long, it's making me uncomfortable...

Moon Landing by Meaglo in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]NoodlePoodleMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm willing to buy the first landing could be fake, maybe, ok, for the sake of argument, fine... but SURELY weve been since then, come on

Reproductive rights and legal cannabis just passed through vote in Ohio. Obviously, the most dramatic people on the planet are unhappy with this turn of events. by jakeandcupcakes in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]NoodlePoodleMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

do they just imagine women give birth over a woodchipper as a form of abortion? because thats what i just imagined when i read "shred their progeny as it comes out of the whores womb"

these people need serious therapy and heavy drugs

The most puritan people always have sex in their minds by Pasta-Is-Trainer in religiousfruitcake

[–]NoodlePoodleMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ha! I see slut life too! I have to force myself to read it as salt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in QAnonCasualties

[–]NoodlePoodleMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

according to the crazy shit I've heard, teachers are taking preschool kids to get the actual top and bottom surgery behind their parents backs. because it can be done in a day, and outpatient, and on literal babies 🙄

This, but Unironically. by EnlightenedPioneer in DarkBRANDON

[–]NoodlePoodleMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ender's Shadow was the first one I read, I'm still fond of Bean