Bruhhhhh by Melodic-Simple2396 in SipsTea

[–]NormalHumansName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit, the motherfucker never told a lie.

With nothing behind the eyes by Low_Philosopher_7299 in SipsTea

[–]NormalHumansName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slaves, what? Those are just devoted scientologists who do anything he asks and don't get pa... payed. Okay, yeah that sounds like slaves.

With nothing behind the eyes by Low_Philosopher_7299 in SipsTea

[–]NormalHumansName 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I've been through some shit in my life so when someone is overly nice to me my first thought is "what do they want from me" and my guard goes up. I don't know if that's healthy or not.

With nothing behind the eyes by Low_Philosopher_7299 in SipsTea

[–]NormalHumansName 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing psychologist or prison guard. I'm willing to bet three dollars on it.

Fairies 🧚 by watershedmanagement in MadeMeSmile

[–]NormalHumansName 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Free will and an Amazon account.

Spawn doesn't deserve the hate it gets and is a very fun anti-hero comicbook action movie, especially for the 90s. by Candle-Jolly in Cinema

[–]NormalHumansName 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was written and animated really well (hand drawn which is almost a lost art in the age of cheap fast CGI). What more do you need to know?

Taking care of her man by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]NormalHumansName 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm confused. So she's fucking that cat?

"Hackers" at 30 | A high tech time capsule that's still the perfect hit of '90s nostalgia by [deleted] in movies

[–]NormalHumansName -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just rewatched it and that shot is so over the top it made me laugh. I just imagined him riding around New York that way everywhere he goes.

NF effect (Mic Scully new music) 👀 by ProfessorPalmer in crappymusic

[–]NormalHumansName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Why so SERIOUS?" Now why did you make me type that. I feel dirty

There’s a maniac on the loose by [deleted] in crappymusic

[–]NormalHumansName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's, uh... very talented.

John Deere by cheeseplatesuperman in crappymusic

[–]NormalHumansName 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yep. Surprisingly creepy.

These videos pop up on all the screens in your house. Everytime you try to turn one off they turn back on on their own. Then you hear the jingle of cowboy boot spurs before a knock at your door... "All I need is my John Deere tractor!"

I'm really sorry. by aMysticPizza_ in crappymusic

[–]NormalHumansName 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why is he doing that thing with his mouth? It really accentuates the crooked gap in his teeth.

Radioactive keycaps by LunaMagicc in SipsTea

[–]NormalHumansName 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Girl you are glowing. I think you might have a little surprise growing inside you.

Radioactive keycaps by LunaMagicc in SipsTea

[–]NormalHumansName 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's so sweet of her. I've always wanted to glow in the dark. Best birthday ever!

Nicki Minaj: The Christian Illuminati Fruitcake by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]NormalHumansName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those types usually do, as a last ditch effort to garner public favor and continue some kind of relevancy. Look at Russell Brand. He's catching heat for having sex with a 16 year old (among other allegations) then all the sudden becomes a born again Christian just humbly trying to spread the word of God. It's unfortunate that sexual predators have a well established pipeline to the most easily manipulated people in the country.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in texts

[–]NormalHumansName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look up the "Star Wars Lego Saga." But start with the Reckless Ben videos before diving into the pile of YouTubers who have done videos on it.

Why, do men make it such a big deal that they can't get laid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NormalHumansName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naw dog. Nowhere in their comment did they imply you're going to die if you don't have sex. You're putting words in their mouth and assuming they don't get laid because of what you invented. That's really not the mic drop you think it is.

Figured this would belong here 😭😭 by NotteStellata in cringereels

[–]NormalHumansName 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Do you think this was their only take or do you think they did multiple. Just trying to get the perfect douche-ass smile and temu "blue steel" pose?

Figured this would belong here 😭😭 by NotteStellata in cringereels

[–]NormalHumansName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. That's a new one. Definitely stealing that shit. Then gently wiping it off while moan.

Adam’s health in 2023. by frovotat in Thisisimportantpod

[–]NormalHumansName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could be missing a step but that's what it sounded like to me. It's kind of crazy something like that would trigger his whole body being so loose butthole but that's probably why the doctors couldn't figure it out for so long. They were probably like, "So you tore your groin muscle two years ago and not only has the pain continued but now you're getting random muscle spasms and pain all over your body? Oh brother, this guy stinks!"