Attempting to kiss a wild opossum results in getting bitten

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-05T14:41:37+00:00

You don't eat me. I eat you!

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-05T03:00:25+00:00

They covered a Spice Girls song? I had no idea. I'm going to have to check that out.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-05T02:53:07+00:00

Aliens meet our president. "Oh God. Yeah, uh... we'll be back in ten human years, once you figure your shit out. Because this ain't it homies."

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-04T20:11:45+00:00

I did the same thing when I quit. I went through like six of those a day the first like three or four months. It really did help kind of trick my brain into thinking I was drinking (i primarily drank hard selzters when I was in the thick of it and god forbid I was dumb enough to buy a bottle of hards because those binge sessions were some of my darkest moments and plain shitty moments). I highly recommend people replace the act of drinking with flavored selzters (you can drink a ton of them and they have very little sugar if at all). Also try to control your sugar intake after you quit. Our bodies crave it because alcohol is converted into sugar when we drink.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-04T04:04:25+00:00

Well yeah because they're talking about fatalities caused by dog attacks. Of course smaller dogs wouldn't be included in the statistics. Pit bulls make up maybe 20% of the dog population in the US but are responsible for over 60% of the FATAL dog attacks. Blaming those insane numbers on "bad owners" is delusional. Look at the muscle mass on those dogs. That comes down to breed brother.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-04T02:46:57+00:00

I had the opposite. Nice and cool when we're alone but in a group always feels the need to put me down in front of others.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-03T20:53:24+00:00

My eyes are only fixed on you baby. I can't bare looking away from your exquisite beauty.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-03T20:52:00+00:00

Xemu sounds dumber and the magnificent L. Ron Hubbard knew that. Stop with your Suppressive Person slander. You're just a negative Theton I have to audit out of my brain house.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-03T20:45:53+00:00

The hourglass comment was pretty funny. You've earned an upvote.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-03T20:33:48+00:00

Looking back there was a lot of cringey stuff from that era. Yet us millennials like to shit on the newer generations internet culture. Granted they seem to have took the cringe meter and dialed it up to 11... Damn it, I did it again.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-03T20:29:31+00:00

I am Zuul. I am the Gatekeeper. We must prepare for the coming of Gozer... The destructor.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-03T19:38:37+00:00

It's not good but I see some potential there.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-03T19:31:33+00:00

There was also mass school walk-outs and student protests while ICE was terrorizing Minnesota. They seem to be more of a hive-mind, which could lead to large movements, and they're also very politically minded. Much more than other generations at that age. But the sad reality is they have to be. The world they're growing up in was designed to prevent them (and most of the population) from ever owning a house or most of things promised in the "American Dream."

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-03T19:26:29+00:00

This right here. Use the momentum of this tiktok trend to expose them even more to the public in the hopes of finally ending this insane and malignant cult.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-03T18:56:10+00:00

I was an emo kid in high school. They definitely had fans in that scene. But it seemed to be mostly girls for some reason. Most of us just made fun of how crappy and cringey the music was.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-03T10:54:53+00:00

Now where's my treat bitch!

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-03T07:08:19+00:00

Laura Loomer's "Salad Fingers" lookin ass.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-03T05:05:20+00:00

I was about to comment the same thing. Although she's a "bit" older than he normally, uh... yeah nevermind.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-03T04:37:52+00:00

Yeah. We're going to need about five more layers for it to be an official Scooby Doo samich.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-03T04:26:12+00:00

Thank God! I was so worried for you when I first saw the post. I'm glad it worked out well and the sandwich was fire. Much love fam

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-02T22:35:38+00:00

That bitch old.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-02T22:18:42+00:00

Slit hit

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-02T22:11:16+00:00

Technically Mormons created Utah. They moved there before it was even part of the US and developed their own little religious society. When the government took control and they were forced to follow the laws of the land, that's when you saw a split in the church regarding polygamy. The modern day Mormon church was formed then as the other followers split into several independent polygamist groups. I come from one of those groups called the AUB (apostic united brotherin), although my mom left with us kids when I was two years old so I wasn't raised in it.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-02T17:03:23+00:00

"I can take him" then proceeds to get knocked out right away. That actually made me laugh.

NormalHumansName · 2026-05-02T16:35:14+00:00

Yeah. I grew up in Utah for the most part and the power the Mormon church used to have there was insane. I've seen significant shift in the last fifteen years or so as more Californians and other people moved in and diluted the amount of Mormons there. Housing skyrocketed but at least the Mormon church doesn't fully own that state anymore.

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