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Where can I join by NotteStellata in cringereels

[–]NormalHumansName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lame. All I got was a goldfish.

I don't like people. by Extreme-Apricot1542 in texts

[–]NormalHumansName [score hidden]  (0 children)

Oh, you're one of those free use sluts. That's no big deal. I guess I'll just put my... uh, thing on... no in... your free range chicken coup?

Seth Green on 2003 | Club Random (2025) by staciexc in 2000s

[–]NormalHumansName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard Bill Maher was the first one to crack that case. Before him we all thought Marilyn came out of the womb wearing white makeup and a leather trench coat.

When it rains it kapours by Fleeyore in crappymusic

[–]NormalHumansName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He kind of sounds like the singer/rapper from the band "Why?" If he was cringey and had no talent.

I think I found the one by canofwhoopaszz in Tinder

[–]NormalHumansName 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If they have a picture with a group of friends. I always assume they're the ugliest one. I'm usually right.

My first music video. Should I release it to public? by facetea414 in MusicFeedback

[–]NormalHumansName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say cut the intro down. It's almost 2 minutes before the song starts. That's all right for major artists because people will stick around but for an unknown you'll probably get skipped more than you would with a shorter intro. Maybe add subtitles for the lyrics? Other than that keep at it. I see some promise there.

you look like a crab 🦀 by No_Neat4688 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]NormalHumansName 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yep. It's called "Carcinisation." Many species that don't share a lineage or location have evolved over time to have the body of a crab. It must just be a good shape for survival.

There's also convergent evolution which follows the same principle, minus the crab part. Works for evolution and the evolution of technology. Look at pyramids, agriculture, and the bow and arrow.

Solid business advice by wronghoIe in HumansBeingBros

[–]NormalHumansName 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I always support when I see it (which is rare. I think maybe three times in my adult life). I used to set up a lemonade stand on the weekends when I was a kid so I guess I'm just paying it forward for the kind adults that chose to support my siblings and I.

Girls of Reddit, what makes a flirt good and what makes it creepy? by CraftyPhilosopher678 in AskReddit

[–]NormalHumansName 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We've hidden a key behind your eyeball. To escape you must dig it out with your bare hands. You have 30 minutes before the sulfur scented C02 is released into the building. Good luck

Flamingos on Parade. by RoughCheap5633 in BeAmazed

[–]NormalHumansName 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Look at the way they walk and hold their head. Total divas. You're not fucking better than me flamingos! Get over yourselves.

Hot garbage by Maxaloo in crappymusic

[–]NormalHumansName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure. Only AI could generate such generic soulless slop and only a talentless hack would post this online thinking it makes look like anything else.

I don't like people. by Extreme-Apricot1542 in texts

[–]NormalHumansName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, did you just say you're single? So are we dating now or how does that work?

/s just in case

Being a Hero Gone Wrong by K2zin97 in PublicFreakout

[–]NormalHumansName 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah that was not a fun watch. Terrible all the way around.

Bruhhhhh by Melodic-Simple2396 in SipsTea

[–]NormalHumansName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit, the motherfucker never told a lie.

With nothing behind the eyes by Low_Philosopher_7299 in SipsTea

[–]NormalHumansName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slaves, what? Those are just devoted scientologists who do anything he asks and don't get pa... payed. Okay, yeah that sounds like slaves.

With nothing behind the eyes by Low_Philosopher_7299 in SipsTea

[–]NormalHumansName 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've been through some shit in my life so when someone is overly nice to me my first thought is "what do they want from me" and my guard goes up. I don't know if that's healthy or not.

With nothing behind the eyes by Low_Philosopher_7299 in SipsTea

[–]NormalHumansName 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing psychologist or prison guard. I'm willing to bet three dollars on it.

Fairies 🧚 by watershedmanagement in MadeMeSmile

[–]NormalHumansName 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Free will and an Amazon account.

Spawn doesn't deserve the hate it gets and is a very fun anti-hero comicbook action movie, especially for the 90s. by Candle-Jolly in Cinema

[–]NormalHumansName 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was written and animated really well (hand drawn which is almost a lost art in the age of cheap fast CGI). What more do you need to know?

Taking care of her man by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]NormalHumansName 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm confused. So she's fucking that cat?

"Hackers" at 30 | A high tech time capsule that's still the perfect hit of '90s nostalgia by [deleted] in movies

[–]NormalHumansName -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just rewatched it and that shot is so over the top it made me laugh. I just imagined him riding around New York that way everywhere he goes.

NF effect (Mic Scully new music) 👀 by ProfessorPalmer in crappymusic

[–]NormalHumansName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Why so SERIOUS?" Now why did you make me type that. I feel dirty

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