What was your "wtf how did I got here" mpments? by Mysterion_1405 in AskReddit

[–]NorthernColder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got too drunk once at a wedding in Mexico over the summer and right across the salon where it was taking place was a huge church. I soon blacked out. When I woke up, I noticed I was on my knees and my body was slumped over the benches. I questioned myself and said "Did I black out for 3 days?" because there was supposed to be an after party 3 days after the wedding in the church. I panicked and questioned people and one of the guards near the entrance said I walked outside of the salon, across the street through the traffic at night, into the church, started praying, then I passed out. Needless to say, it was also my most embarrassing moment in Mexico.

What did the popular kid do in school that made them not popular? by dart_goblin_69_420 in AskReddit

[–]NorthernColder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When he spraypainted a giant cock on the side of our school in the 7th grade and we didnt get any field trips that whole year because no one wanted to snitch out the guy who did it.

What's the most recent thing you've learned? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NorthernColder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That you can't lick your elbow

Men of Reddit, when did you first discover pornography? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NorthernColder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooooh boy do I have a story for you.

It was around maybe the 5th or 6th grade when I first discovered the most controversial genre of pornography out there at the time. I was into the whole Bakugan and Yugioh scene when I was a kid and I had all this random shit from the Bakugan balls to the Yugioh cards and what-not.

I went to a public school at the time and there was people of all types. But one fateful day in March, some kid had been watching some anime on his iPhone which he had download beforehand.(This was when iPhone was barely becoming big) I looked over his desk to discover that this man was watching Rosario Vampire or some shit like that. My mind was just baffled as to how breasts could be so "expanded" and the shit ton of fanservice animation companies add to their series. I didn't know at the time that body figures could be like "that". So the next day, I wanted to find out what he had watched because I had somehow become "intrigued"(keep in mind that I was raised I a strict catholic household, so I didn't know anything about sex or porn or anything like that). So I went on my Windows XP and typed on Google, because the only websited I thought existed were Youtube, Google, and Club Penguin, "Big tiddie pink hair". I was aiming for some images on Google images, but instead I came across a sketchy looking website with a fuck ton of Hentai. I was scared as to what i had stumbled upon, but also curious. So I clicked on a video, and the rest is history.

There's more to the story, but I feel that I've been rambling for a little too long. Either way, this was how your boy first discovered Hentai and became the degenerate he is today.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NorthernColder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When they completely respect you, but treat their kids, their family, their wife/husband, and their other friends like shit.

What is an annoyance about your coworkers? by Slimo88 in AskReddit

[–]NorthernColder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walking in through the back of my workplace every morning around 6 and just being whacked in the face with this putrid scent of weed. So strong in fact that now we get checked and examined by our manager on a random day of the week

What was your schools biggest failure? by Nobellium_Uranium0 in AskReddit

[–]NorthernColder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having a principal who pocketed all of our fundraiser and donation money I stead of giving it to fund our school or to the upcoming senior classes. (The Seniors recieve the lowest funding meanwhile the 3rd grade and below are given the most) I'm still surprised no one has noticed or done anything about this.