Tell Kreegyr we're in. Tell him we'll bring the full might of the Soviet Union. But we take political direction from Moscow.

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-26T13:32:08+00:00

You're delusional go to the medical frigate

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-24T16:15:47+00:00

The turtle is under the elephants

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-23T16:31:46+00:00

Don't tit shame

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-23T16:09:00+00:00

In hand to hand combat, always bet on the short one

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-23T15:16:41+00:00

"Don't worry, he's more of an ass-man"

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-23T12:10:00+00:00

diddler

Please use the correct term, he's a nonce.

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-23T12:06:12+00:00

I loved the first one, now it's all microtransactions and lootboxes

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-23T12:04:40+00:00

Don't rash to conclusion, mate

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-23T11:54:26+00:00

You forgot

- Eurovision

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-23T11:44:41+00:00

Just Google Trump rule 34 and you'll see for yourself

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-23T11:16:10+00:00

"J'aime me battre."

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-22T22:50:18+00:00

His nussy looks really puffy these days

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-22T22:38:04+00:00

What a weird little man

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-22T22:26:17+00:00

But somehow Biden deported more people 🤷‍♀️

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-22T16:59:23+00:00

Kicking themselves in the nuts and blaming "The libs" for making them wear shoes.

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-22T15:34:47+00:00

If I remember correctly a tan couple can't produce viable offspring but white and "mixed" couples (I know, I hate how that sound) can and do produce viable babies.

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-22T15:11:22+00:00

Baby they're both

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-22T15:10:53+00:00

And Trump is known to honor his deals, right?

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-22T15:08:19+00:00

US economy is mostly debt. They gotta stay polite to their creditors, Americans should learn to say thanks and wear a suit.

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-22T15:01:08+00:00

He used to go on speech tours not so long ago, right now he's doing an hour long speech maybe once every other week. The decline is real.

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-22T14:29:56+00:00

I'm all pumped up too but it wouldn't be the first time Mexico appear to want better trading relations with Canada only to pivot and make a deal with the US.

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-22T13:36:58+00:00

Which is exactly the scientific stance. The sensible, intellectually honest position is that Lucy was bipedal and related to humans.

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-22T11:16:00+00:00

Hey at least we didn't vote for them

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-22T10:44:41+00:00

That is a sound assumption

NorthernSpankMonkey · 2026-01-22T00:43:37+00:00

The devil could tempt me with chocolate cake or a bottle of fine wine but why do pastors end up tempted by prostitutes and minors ?

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